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07-13-2010 , 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jah Onion
sick yeah, funny...not in the least.
don't get me wrong, i'm all for dead baby jokes and the like...when they're funny, but this is just...a crime against humour
lol
I dont think I've ever heard a joke with dead babies in them.
07-13-2010 , 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TONZ
lol
I dont think I've ever heard a joke with dead babies in them.
How do you make a dead baby float?


Spoiler:
take your foot of its head
07-13-2010 , 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TONZ
lol
I dont think I've ever heard a joke with dead babies in them.
What's worse than a lawn full of dead babies?

Spoiler:
Mowing it.
07-13-2010 , 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TONZ
lol
I dont think I've ever heard a joke with dead babies in them.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies on the side of the road?

Spoiler:
The live one in the middle trying to eat his way out.
07-13-2010 , 09:27 PM
07-13-2010 , 09:29 PM
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

Spoiler:
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
07-13-2010 , 09:57 PM
What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
Spoiler:
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
07-13-2010 , 09:58 PM
What's the difference between a dump truck full of sand and a dump truck full of fetuses?

Spoiler:
you can't unload a dumptruck full of sand with a pitchfork
07-13-2010 , 09:59 PM
eeewww,
07-13-2010 , 10:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamnRinger
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

Spoiler:
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
Whats better than 10 dead babies in one tree?

Spoiler:
one dead baby in 10 trees.

Last edited by 2cards2come; 07-13-2010 at 10:04 PM. Reason: haha god dammit skelm
07-13-2010 , 10:04 PM
whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

Spoiler:
I don't jizz on the apple before i eat it

Last edited by 2cards2come; 07-13-2010 at 10:05 PM. Reason: had to redeem myself
07-13-2010 , 10:08 PM
anyone know if you can get sporstbook poker hands to import with hem?
07-13-2010 , 10:22 PM
best page in the history of ftp regs threads
07-13-2010 , 10:36 PM
***The Official 2010 Dead Babies Thread (NSFW)***
07-13-2010 , 11:10 PM


Yes, yes, yes
07-13-2010 , 11:22 PM
1,3,2
07-13-2010 , 11:43 PM
3,1,2 imo (right being hottest is what I mean).
07-13-2010 , 11:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam27X
1,3,2
This
07-13-2010 , 11:55 PM
ainec
07-14-2010 , 12:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WrpMission


Yes, yes, yes
Ho-Lee ****.
07-14-2010 , 12:10 AM
1-2-3 u bigots

win or lose, a session during rush week is the most fascinating thing in the world. I just sit there with my mouth open like a ****** at a magic show.
07-14-2010 , 12:12 AM
yeah i think 1-2-3 as well
07-14-2010 , 12:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by blankoblanco
yeah i think 1-2-3 as well
1-3-2
07-14-2010 , 12:18 AM
1-3-2. eazy game.

      
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