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07-13-2010 , 09:14 PM
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sick yeah, funny...not in the least.
don't get me wrong, i'm all for dead baby jokes and the like...when they're funny, but this is just...a crime against humour
lol
I dont think I've ever heard a joke with dead babies in them.
07-13-2010 , 09:16 PM
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lol
I dont think I've ever heard a joke with dead babies in them.
How do you make a dead baby float?


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take your foot of its head
07-13-2010 , 09:20 PM
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lol
I dont think I've ever heard a joke with dead babies in them.
What's worse than a lawn full of dead babies?

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Mowing it.
07-13-2010 , 09:21 PM
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lol
I dont think I've ever heard a joke with dead babies in them.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies on the side of the road?

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The live one in the middle trying to eat his way out.
07-13-2010 , 09:27 PM
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07-13-2010 , 09:29 PM
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

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I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
07-13-2010 , 09:57 PM
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What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
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One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
07-13-2010 , 09:58 PM
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What's the difference between a dump truck full of sand and a dump truck full of fetuses?

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you can't unload a dumptruck full of sand with a pitchfork
07-13-2010 , 09:59 PM
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eeewww,
07-13-2010 , 10:03 PM
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

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I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
Whats better than 10 dead babies in one tree?

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one dead baby in 10 trees.
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07-13-2010 , 10:04 PM
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whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

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I don't jizz on the apple before i eat it
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07-13-2010 , 10:08 PM
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anyone know if you can get sporstbook poker hands to import with hem?
07-13-2010 , 10:22 PM
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best page in the history of ftp regs threads
07-13-2010 , 10:36 PM
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***The Official 2010 Dead Babies Thread (NSFW)***
07-13-2010 , 11:10 PM
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Yes, yes, yes
07-13-2010 , 11:22 PM
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1,3,2
07-13-2010 , 11:43 PM
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3,1,2 imo (right being hottest is what I mean).
07-13-2010 , 11:54 PM
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1,3,2
This
07-13-2010 , 11:55 PM
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Yes, yes, yes
Ho-Lee ****.
07-14-2010 , 12:10 AM
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1-2-3 u bigots

win or lose, a session during rush week is the most fascinating thing in the world. I just sit there with my mouth open like a ****** at a magic show.
07-14-2010 , 12:12 AM
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yeah i think 1-2-3 as well
07-14-2010 , 12:14 AM
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yeah i think 1-2-3 as well
1-3-2
07-14-2010 , 12:18 AM
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1-3-2. eazy game.
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