that's what I thought. I originally labelled him green(fish,ldo), then PTR'ed him a couple of weeks later and was like WTF

just finished playing a 109 sat to the ME....thanks Jasons for the great advice...
managed to finish in top 3 and going to play in my first ME ever....LOL...

Guy had a huge monster heater runs 35/15.... Very insane tbh

I finished one of those...like 220th :/

thank god for ppl like this. Comedy isn't dead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rhjn...layer_embedded

You can ship my 10% finder fee to jasons0147, failure to do so will require me to have sascha biroc sit on ur left and 3bet you every hand on every table for the rest of your carreer

+1 He and xxEmilyxRanxx due to crash and burn soon imo.

tclark & hard2tel HH fail. Where are the hot chicks to accompany the HH?

Umm, can anyone explain the logic behind this?(Should of raised the flop till i found this)

Full Tilt Poker $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (MP): $106.80
CO: $646.50
BTN: $115.55
SB: $127.30
BB: $126.80
UTG: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP with 6 6
1 fold, Hero raises to $3, 2 folds, SB raises to $10, 1 fold, Hero calls $7

Flop: ($21.00) 6 6 2 (2 players)
SB bets $7.00, Hero calls $7

Turn: ($35.00) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $20.00, SB calls $20

River: ($75.00) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $69.80, SB calls $69.80

Final Pot: $214.60
Hero shows 6 6
SB mucks A K
Hero wins $211.60
(Rake: $3.00)

There's a new $50 Bonus on Full Tilt (less regular players apparently got more again). Go to "Requests -> Check My Bonus Offer..."

Thanks, would have never known about it. I forgot, does that subtract from your rakeback or not?

rule #14 of fight handicapping:

"never bet against someone wearing a shirt that says 'I AM a mother****er.'"

most of tilt's bonuses do, but its worth more than rakeback so it doesn't matter.

How is it worth more then rakeback?

Out of the million

PokerStars, $400/800 Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
MP2: $8,138
MP3: $16,186
CO: $65,093
Button: $62,252
SB: $7,650
BB: $15,275
UTG: $50,748
UTG+1: $11,237
MP1: $35,306

Dealt to MP3 A A

Pre-flop:
UTG calls $800, (1 folds), MP1 raises to $2,650, (1 folds), MP3 calls $2,650, (1 folds), Button raises to $7,850, (4 folds), MP3 raises to $16,136 and is all-in, Button calls $8,286

Flop: ($40,022) 8 9 3 (2 Players)

Turn: ($40,022) J (2 Players)

River: ($40,022) K (2 Players)

Results:
MP3 Showed A A
Button Showed 9 9
Button wins $37,372

Early in the ME

***** Hand History for Game 18659468375 ***** (Full Tilt)
Tourney Hand NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, February 21, 06:36:39 ET 2010
Table FTOPS Main Event (128332201) Table 89 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Seat 1: Scoobee3 ( $7020.00 USD )
Seat 2: blurred1 ( $6672.00 USD )
Seat 3: Lemme Know ( $10003.00 USD )
Seat 4: JWeb777 ( $7320.00 USD )
Seat 6: gAUSbONUS ( $11997.00 USD )
Seat 7: Iva-lakcko ( $6957.00 USD )
Seat 8: elymint ( $10421.00 USD )
Seat 9: KentyKent ( $7110.00 USD )
elymint posts small blind [$25.00 USD].
KentyKent posts big blind [$50.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JWeb777 [ Ac As ]
Scoobee3 raises [$150.00 USD]
blurred1 folds
Lemme Know folds
JWeb777 raises [$450.00 USD]
gAUSbONUS folds
Iva-lakcko folds
elymint folds
KentyKent folds
Scoobee3 calls [$300.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kh, Qd, Kd ]
Scoobee3 checks
JWeb777 checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
Scoobee3 checks
JWeb777 checks
** Dealing River ** [ 2c ]
Scoobee3 bets [$500.00 USD]
JWeb777 calls [$500.00 USD]
Scoobee3 shows [Ad, Kc ]
Scoobee3 wins $1975.00 USD from main pot
JWeb777 doesn't show [Ac, As ]

He went ahead and put you on AQ obv Whatever happened to that guy anyway?

You can probably guess who is sitting with $646.50

he put you on a flush draw because he thought any hand you value bet on river wouldve already raised

jasons...1hour+ in and i'm hating the experience already...it's such a torture...i'm just waiting to ship AI, double up or go home...
i guess sascha biroc will just have to show...

thank u. i got 50 as well..

sweet 100 bucks for me.

Can anyone explain to me please how are the bonuses worth more then rakeback and how is it all calculated?

over & out.

lol i got 50$ too how did you know ?

[QUOTE=EN09;16981174Or better yet, ship it back if he does some community service stuff like help out a charity for a day or weekend. You won. He has an opportunity to earn his "loss" back and you still get something out of him for the play. This way you won't come across as the "greedy poker player hanging on to his $60.00.[/QUOTE]

my first thought that was shipping this kid back any money would prolly be bad for him long term. i actually like the community service idea though.