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10-11-2010 , 08:01 PM
I buy party cups since glasses are the worst to wash, the rest isn't too bad
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****ing spoiled Americans. Majority of the people in the world don't own dishwasher machines!

Wouldn't be surprised if people don't know how to do laundry by hand here...
they don't have computers either so get off your high horse
10-11-2010 , 08:02 PM
Everyone out of the way, gonna pull a Greco XIX

10-11-2010 , 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Kos13
Uh...paper plates FTW? That, or I'm the laziest person here.
That's so incredibly wasteful.
10-11-2010 , 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by speedle
Everyone out of the way, gonna pull a Greco XIX

OUCH!!! That's why they call it RUSH!
10-11-2010 , 08:41 PM
I wasn't aware anyone with electricity hand-washed anything
10-11-2010 , 08:47 PM
i try handwashing all the **** that rusts easily like silverware or cutlery because i always run the dishwasher and forget about it
10-11-2010 , 08:53 PM
As long as he recycles the paper plates then I don't see what the big deal is. Pretty pathetic if you have guests though.
10-11-2010 , 09:08 PM
Sick value bets ITT


Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

BB: $48.00
UTG: $223.45
UTG+1: $668.75
UTG+2: $87.00
MP1: $183.00
MP2: $105.15
Hero (CO): $227.60
BTN: $200.85
SB: $927.40

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with 7 7
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $2, 3 folds, Hero raises to $9, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls $7

Flop: ($21.00) 6 9 T (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $13, UTG+1 calls $13

Turn: ($47.00) T (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

River: ($47.00) 9 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $28, UTG+1 calls $28

Final Pot: $103.00
UTG+1 mucks 6 4
Hero shows 7 7 (two pair, Tens and Nines)
Hero wins $100.00
(Rake: $3.00)
10-11-2010 , 09:40 PM
HEM just released version 1.11.05 final which is supposed to calculate FTP rake based on the new WC rake.


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hands imported before the fix will need to be purged and reimported so it can recalculate


also, trying to pull a Skelm over here, can anyone who uses HEM please +1 this? It's a suggestion asking for the option to remove columns from the sessions tab (like $ won and $EV)

http://forums.holdemmanager.com/hold...sions-tab.html

Last edited by Jah Onion; 10-11-2010 at 09:45 PM.
10-11-2010 , 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by hard2tel
i try handwashing all the **** that rusts easily like silverware or cutlery because i always run the dishwasher and forget about it
I've never had a dishwasher that didn't heat dry upon completion...
10-11-2010 , 09:51 PM
yea it doesn't completely dry everything
10-11-2010 , 09:53 PM
i always find there's detergent residue on my dishes. it's subtle, but it's there.
disconcerting to say the least
10-11-2010 , 10:00 PM
Can't pack it too tight (the dishwasher, I mean)

and mine are always shockingly hot/dry after it's done
10-11-2010 , 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by nsoshnikov
racist ****
my parents have a mexican housekeeper
10-11-2010 , 10:20 PM
My parents have a dark brown housekeeper.
10-11-2010 , 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 2cards2come
Cliff Lee is the man. I'd say you have more than a glimmer of hope for sure.

I'm an Angels fan so I'm sure sure if I should root for Texas or not. What do you think?
of course u should. we're the only team in the majors that has never in franchise history won a playoff series. ultimate underdogs.

plus...we have ex-Angels Vladdie, Darren Oliver, and big 'ol Molina.
10-11-2010 , 10:44 PM
Can't wait to stack someone at a red light

10-11-2010 , 10:48 PM
wouldn't it be suicide playing rush without a hud?
10-11-2010 , 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by KritiKal
Can't wait to stack someone at a red light

that is so awesome. hope they get it for iphone soon. i can take a dump and dump my chips at the same time. poetic.
10-11-2010 , 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by voldersmort
wouldn't it be suicide playing rush without a hud?
playing rush is suicide in and of itself
10-11-2010 , 10:51 PM
I am a mexican housekeeper
10-11-2010 , 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Jah Onion
is it just me or have the 100 games been filled with nits these past days? seems like a weird thing to happen
Had this happen last night.

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em $0.20 Ante - 3 players - View hand 977027
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

SB: $75.55
BB: $100.00
Hero (BTN): $108.30

Pre Flop: ($2.10) Hero is BTN with T 9
Hero raises to $3, SB raises to $5, 1 fold, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($11.60) 9 T J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $10, SB calls $10

Turn: ($31.60) 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $24, SB calls $24

River: ($79.60) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $40, SB calls $36.35 all in

Final Pot: $152.30
SB mucks K A
Hero shows T 9 (two pair, Tens and Nines)
Hero wins $151.30
(Rake: $1.00)


Not even 200 hands of 100nl this month so can't say what's normal but the 20 minutes I played of it last night still seemed pretty soft.

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Originally Posted by Splatercash
Does girlsaxholic post here. If so, do you realise how much of a terrible luckbox cvnt you are? +$1800 on me. All coolers and luckboxing. Die.
Oh no, someone playing poker got lucky and you feel entitled to not experience the bad side of variance in a game where the only reason you win is because of variance. Poor you.

And before you say I'd only say that to <100 post people UCD can confirm I said about the same thing when he was whining about running bad.
10-11-2010 , 10:58 PM
I just got accused of being aintxnobxodyxrilla on PTR. I was gonna be completely insulted then realized his winrate isn't that bad.
10-11-2010 , 10:58 PM
@ zach: well yeah it's soft, didn't mean to imply otherwise. just seems weird that it's so nit filled after FTP changed the rake method basically bum****ing the nits.

      
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