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01-30-2010 , 01:32 AM
what's the fastest way to request HH's from FTP? )Or rather, the best way to request them so I get them quickly) Do I have to threaten to go to to stars?
01-30-2010 , 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by RapidEvolution
what's the fastest way to request HH's from FTP? )Or rather, the best way to request them so I get them quickly) Do I have to threaten to go to to stars?
unless you have the beta HH tool you should just email them and hate your life
01-30-2010 , 01:54 AM
i played 25 days this month and only lost $$ in 4 of those days.
but in those 4, 3 of it were for 4, 5 and 6 BI. My winning days are usually 1-2BI at most since I play only around <2 hours per day.

how do i control tilt? FML....but thank goodness for Iron Man bonus and rakeback...
01-30-2010 , 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted by AllTheCheese
OT sorry, but one of the things that tilts me most at the tables is when I have AK or QQ in the blinds and this happens: LP reg-type raises, I three-bet, he four-bets to like 28% of his stack. I say to myself, "Man, I hope he doesn't have me beat," and shove. Then, he goes into the tank, clicks TIME or whatever, at which point I'm thinking that he's trying to figure out the pot odds with some kind of Ace high or low pocket, so of course I'm like "Oh thank God, CALL CALL CALL." After he almost times out, he finally makes the call, I fistpump, but lo and behold what does he have but Ace King or QQ himself. WTF? Like, did he think he was bluffing with his four-bet? I don't get how you can four-bet almost a third of your stack in steal position with the third nuts and not INSTA call a shove? This has happened to me at least twice every session for the past week, and even when I don't lose the flip, like say chop AK vs AK, I feel like I should've hit a freeroll against him just to punish him for his ******ed thought process.

/rant
You should generally already know if you are folding/calling the shove when you 4bet. It tilts me when regs waste hands/hour obviously hollywood folding.
01-30-2010 , 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by **********
this tilts me too but its because i thought i won the hand when they just call. then they flip over like the 3rd nuts and im like oh totally!
this as well of course
01-30-2010 , 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by TheRenaissance
hahaha
nothing tilts me more than stuff like this.
on a somewhat related note i can get really annoyed when some reg misses a blatantly obvious bet or raise on the river vs me. i know it is silly, but i can find it very tilting. espescially if i valuebet the river and they call with a monster. i should be delighted of course, but i just want to scream.
Stuff like this just makes me laugh. This is vs a nit reg


Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP1: $301.25
MP2: $48.00
CO: $258.30
BTN: $161.90
Hero (SB): $297.00
BB: $206.00
UTG: $461.15
UTG+1: $198.80

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with XX
4 folds, CO raises to $6, 1 fold, Hero calls $5, 1 fold

Flop: ($14.00) 5 8 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: ($14.00) A (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $8, Hero calls $8

River: ($30.00) T (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Final Pot: $30.00
CO shows K A (a pair of Aces)
Hero mucks
CO wins $28.50
(Rake: $1.50)
01-30-2010 , 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by ship_it_trebek
You should generally already know if you are folding/calling the shove when you 4bet. It tilts me when regs waste hands/hour obviously hollywood folding.
I was sweating someone and there like well I dont wanna have a timing tell. Im like timing tell? Like every single FR player I know plays 12+ tables, who the hell has time to make or not make timing tells.
01-30-2010 , 02:34 AM
^ this. timing tells are way overrated
01-30-2010 , 02:56 AM
I have a timing tell, if i dont act right away it means i was acting on another table, there I outed myself
01-30-2010 , 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by zachvac
hiosadhoiasdghoisadg I'm literally to the point where instead of fistpumping getting pair vs. lower pair in on turn it's a huge sweat to see if I can hold and most of the time I actually don't.
lol.....this is my life...everytime i get it in as a huge favorite i chuckle and say "lets see how i can lose this one" 3k below EV today, but i made like 5k vpps
01-30-2010 , 03:13 AM
Xposted from link in stars reg thread

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...tal-tr-697958/
01-30-2010 , 03:17 AM
Rush is ****ing unbeatable. I'm getting 30% success rate on my 3-bets and not 3-betting light at all. Yet every ****ing time I 3-bet KK and they flat with A4 or w/e **** they decide to flat with the flop's either like 744 or Axx. Or it's 432 and they stack and bink. They all limp, they all ****ing call, and they all hit every single mother****ing flop. I've played 20k hands in the last 26 hours. Thought playing more hands would make the variance even out, but I'm 1.4k below ev and counting. I'm so rediculously tilted right now. Only positive was I started tilting and making random bluffs. Thought I could make him fold TP if I raised river so I raised 2nd pair and he called with 3rd pair lol.
01-30-2010 , 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by tclark828
lol.....this is my life...everytime i get it in as a huge favorite i chuckle and say "lets see how i can lose this one" 3k below EV today, but i made like 5k vpps
5k VPPS > 3k dollars duh

SNE!!!!!
01-30-2010 , 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by zachvac
Rush is ****ing unbeatable. I'm getting 30% success rate on my 3-bets and not 3-betting light at all. Yet every ****ing time I 3-bet KK and they flat with A4 or w/e **** they decide to flat with the flop's either like 744 or Axx. Or it's 432 and they stack and bink. They all limp, they all ****ing call, and they all hit every single mother****ing flop. I've played 20k hands in the last 26 hours. Thought playing more hands would make the variance even out, but I'm 1.4k below ev and counting. I'm so rediculously tilted right now. Only positive was I started tilting and making random bluffs. Thought I could make him fold TP if I raised river so I raised 2nd pair and he called with 3rd pair lol.
its so great reading one of these when i'm not the one writing them.
01-30-2010 , 03:35 AM
well said. i've never really even joked about a limit/site being rigged, but Rush takes the cake. AINEC.

http://nuravebrainwave.com/wp-conten...8/****-you.jpg
01-30-2010 , 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by jasons0147
Xposted from link in stars reg thread

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...tal-tr-697958/
OMFG
01-30-2010 , 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by zachvac
Rush is ****ing unbeatable. I'm getting 30% success rate on my 3-bets and not 3-betting light at all. Yet every ****ing time I 3-bet KK and they flat with A4 or w/e **** they decide to flat with the flop's either like 744 or Axx. Or it's 432 and they stack and bink. They all limp, they all ****ing call, and they all hit every single mother****ing flop. I've played 20k hands in the last 26 hours. Thought playing more hands would make the variance even out, but I'm 1.4k below ev and counting. I'm so rediculously tilted right now. Only positive was I started tilting and making random bluffs. Thought I could make him fold TP if I raised river so I raised 2nd pair and he called with 3rd pair lol.
u must have missed my post a few pages back. never...ever...ever...bluff at rush. u have damn near zero FE on rush. it's a strange little world.
01-30-2010 , 06:49 AM
do you buy ironman months before or after the fact? i cant seem to buy one atm even thuogh i havnt even come close to qulaifying for jan.
01-30-2010 , 07:01 AM
Hey. Hey you. Hey January, yeah you, January:

Spoiler:




**** this month.

**** SNE chasers.

**** the influx of rats booted from FTP as soon as I left.

**** every PoS hit 'n' runner who managed to put a huge cooler on me after playing their hands as transparently as possible so that I only called/shoved because I had the second nuts and not that I even thought it was good I just wanted proof positive of how bad I was running and they don't even have the basic dog decency to play five more hands after they clearly just sat to the table because they don't give a **** about how flagrant their 100bb ratholing is being afterall shameless but proud nit nut peddler weasel FPP pros.

**** my!!!zak44, he can suck my sack 44 times.

**** AIPF QQ < and KK <

**** my EV line.

**** my life and most of all, **** Stars, where it seems the "big bucks" are 2BB/100.
01-30-2010 , 07:07 AM
oh my, angry man ITT
01-30-2010 , 07:13 AM
my zak, that you? If it is, get AIDS.

Last edited by AllTheCheese; 01-30-2010 at 07:14 AM. Reason: I'm not even that mad writing this stuff, it's just that interweb ranting and raving is incredibly therapeutic.
01-30-2010 , 07:15 AM
Did Full Tilt just reverse the short stacking policy??????
It looks like players can buy in for what ever they want now at 1/2 NL.
01-30-2010 , 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by jasons0147
Xposted from link in stars reg thread

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...tal-tr-697958/
That is pretty epic.
01-30-2010 , 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by peking
I am comming 2 days short with 59 (!!!!!!) medals left. sooo sick.
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Originally Posted by AgressiveDog
buy iron days ? :P ?
yes but how? I got 59 medals to spend and one ironday costs 30 ! I am missing ONE medal. please to be shipping one medal anyone.
01-30-2010 , 08:28 AM
Play enough poker today to get 2 medals (I'd suggest Rush for speed). Then you have 61 medals and can buy two days

      
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