I play SNG's for a living and have **** else to do for the next 2 months. Tell me where to go?!?!?!?!?

My needs are:
1) I need reliable internet (ie it cant just go out for 10 mins randomly )

2) Its gotta be a warm, exotic, full of culture bla bla bla

3) Hot girls that love American guys is a huge plus (I got tons of porn on my laptop so I guess its not a necessity ).

4) A beach with good waves would be awesome.

5) I'd like to keep costs under 125USD a day. Cheap as hell is okay too

I was in Australia and Mexico (pacific coast is way under-rated IMO) earlier this year so I think those spots are out.

My initial thoughts were in the vicinity of SE asia. Bali, Thailand etc. New Zealand sounds possible too. Also, cool places in South America are possible, hablo espanol... sorta.

Thanks for any help!

Costa Rica and Panama come to mind, but that might be just because I want to move there.

It's almost winter in the southern hemisphere so NZ and most of S America are probably out. Phuket would probably work. See the Thailand thread for more details.

Cape Town FTW! (Though summer has been and gone).

Byron Bay Australia.

Wouldn't reccomend Phuket, in my experiance its a bit of a ****hole really, far better places in Thailand and Asia.

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Yeah, ESP when the aussies and kiwis fill it up and look for trouble instead of fun.

teabag u should check ur pm more often ^^