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Originally Posted by Wabby
You could tell the cop in details how you repeatedly f***** his daughter for 13 dollars....that may solve both problems right there
as usual wabby gives some excellent advice, though im looking for as quick and painless a death as possible and im not sure he'd be willing to accommodate
yesterday i was talking to a professional sports bettor, usually i dont believe people when they say tht, but this guy is legit and ive seen his war room
what cracks me up is that he does a lot of NFL betting but cant tell you what team a single player plays for
seems as if its all about watching line movement and has nothing to do with actual team matchups
so ive started eating at the place that i had the lil 75 cent ripoff issue at a month ago, it took all of 3 times for me to have another issue with the b1tchy lady
they always give you this good sauce on the side with the fish, ive got it 5 times, its been there every time
i go and pick it up today get back to my room and its not in the bag, slightly tilting cuz im already 5 minutes late for first tourney but its a short walk so i go back and ask for it
i try to avoid her but she is the one who asks what i need, i say there is no sauce this time can i please get some, she says they dont give any sauce with the fish, i say every other time ive got it it came with some good red sauce but im not sure what it is, again "no sorry you must have us mistaken with some other place"
well she was slightly more polite this time at least, and admittedly i am kinda crazy, but i am sane enough to know that the 5 previous times i have ate the fish i put some sort of tasty sauce on it
she says she can give me some mayonnaise or ketchup, i say id really like the other sauce and she says she doesnt know what my problem is but they have never had it........
sigh, i got mayonnaise, it wasnt the same
probably my favorite meal out here has just been downgraded
on my way to falling in love with cute hotel chick again, didnt talk to her for like a week after i found out she was lying about bf, then slowly started talking to her a bit, now im back to talking to her as much as possible
if i had any sort of normal long term life goals i would do everything i could to get her to marry me, move back to the states, and get a job
but naw this is better