lets get serious here for a moment............lol.

why cant a guy move up in stakes? d2k does do well in micro micro tournies, just like moving up the corporate ladder- you adjust to the level your at.

This is correct

ok ill use the camera you guys sent that money to me on stars for


oh wait

I'm sure these whores have camera phones. Take pictures and email them to yourself ldo.

finally sht up you dbags I want to read another hooker TR

^+1

Cool man I'll see what I can do. If your there it's a lot easier that's one event nobody really plays.

Well it took me like 4 days but I finally read every k2d post itt. My thoughts on the thread:

1. This is def his thread now.
2. Your paranoia about everything is some new level of stupid.
3. You're the cheapest person I've ever known of.
4. I'm moving to Cambodia.
5. Your insistence on not getting a camera after all this time pisses me off.
6. PE is so ****ing clutch
7. Not drinking is by far your biggest life leak
8. Raw dogging Cambodian hookers might be the worst idea in the history of mankind
9. The Cambodian girls have seriously ruined your grasp of the English language
10. If you refuse to shave your beard, I can only imagine how terrible your manscaping downstairs is.

want come my room?

ahahahahahahahahaha

welcome

u wot m8? what does clutch mean


after some googling

?

It basically means you're awesome. You say the perfect thing every time k2d goes full ******.

Hooker breast milk TR's >>>> anyone else's contribution ITT

even though i didnt drink the milk?


as awesome as the hookers are being over here has some side effects, one of which is the getting sick which i can handle as long as it isnt to bad, what i am starting to not be able to handle is the seemingly constant things that keep me from getting a good night sleep

part of it is living in a hotel, and another big part of it is sleeping during the day, but you cant sleep at night if thats when all the girls are out


but at this point im just gonna have to adjust, i cant take getting 2 decent nights sleep a week, the power outages keep happening in the morning and my hotels generator is crap......... fan on, fan off, fan on, fan off, i checked my phone at 10:05 this morning, the fan must have turned on and off 12 times before i checked again, i thought it had to be 12 or 1, but it was 10:59

every time the fan comes on i think ok this is it, its gonna stay on this time and im actually gonna get some sleep, and then its off, plus there is constant construction going on and hammering is loud


another problem (outside of the ho's not going out till 11 or 12) is that the online tourney schedule pretty much dies around 10 am cambo time, meaning to get in any sort of tourney that has a decent pay out i am going to have to wake up at like 530am.... or the time i used to go to bed


im gonna give it a shot because at this point im completely exhausted and need sleep more than sex, ive got some numbers and hopefully girls will be able to come by at 7 or 8, luckily shack girl called and said she will be back in snooky next week and when she is in town she is basically always just a phone call away


and the backup plan if things arent going well in that regard is to hit up the shacks i guess, havent been since my first night in town but you gotta do what you gotta do


there are some really good tourneys in those early morning hours though, a $6 rebuy on party that is $8k guaranteed......... the $11 ones i play now are $2500 and $1500 guaranteed, plus a $11 hi low rebuy on stars and i always do much better in rebuys


still sucks though, not easy to just flip your life upside down like that



killed 5 mosquitos in my room last night and one is still hiding somewhere, most ive ever seen in my room in 1 night before was 2, the mosquito net over the weird vent they have in the bathrooms in hotels out here came unstuck to the wall

quote <there are some really good tourneys in those early morning hours though, a $6 rebuy on party that is $8k guaranteed......... the $11 ones i play now are $2500 and $1500 guaranteed, plus a $11 hi low rebuy on stars and i always do much better in rebuys<



Hey Kick, what is your username on Party? Just curious, am a tourney grinder on Party... THx for the info, am coming to Cambodia in 2 weeks, in Snooky. GL

Do you shave your nuts too?

they have regular fans that run on batteries in VN. Cost about 25usd. I assume they would have them in Cambo too. It basically charges itself when there is electricity and still runs when there is not.

Seems like you need to buy this pronto. Your welcome.

is it that hard? it was just a few post above your question. Rem there is a bounty for snooky.

i have one of those fans djle and it picked yesterday afternoon to quit working, i guess sitting in one spot rarely getting used for 4 months was to hard on it

Easy move for k2d is to find a pic of somebody off the internet and claim it as his own on 2p2. Then he got his monies.

What are you talking about

8:15 $5.50 NLH 1R1A
8:35 $8.80 PLO8
8:45 $11 NLH 2R1A
9:05 $11+R PLO8
9:15 $11 NLH
9:30 $11 NLH 2R1A
9:35 $5 PLO8
10:00 $11+R NLH

That look likes a pretty sweet morning schedule for you if you can get up by 9:00 or 9:30 for late registration.

Edit: well, didn't read the end of your post, you obviously know what you are talking about, good luck.

ya stars has plenty of options pretty much 24/7

but if you look at the party and fulltilt schedules starting at 9:00 poker site time they are awful, really dont wanna start playing at 630 but what can ya do i dont wanna limit myself to just pokerstars


power has been off 12 hour now, kick ass, getting ready to go to sleep at 9pm like a 6 or 60 year old



generator turned off once or twice and puts me on tilt having to flip on back up light and having no fan so go sit in the bar and play


on a break i call milky to try and set up an early meet up but all i get is that annoying "SOMA PAYTO" message that is always bad news (means phone is off or no money on it)

decide to call both flakys phones and get "SOMA PAYTO" on both, but i call her back a couple hours later and great news (though very bad for me)....... the friend of hers who was in town bought a bar and she is going to run it and they split the profits, she is out of the game

happy for her, but damn no girl got me excited like her, most tense and stressful moments ive had over here have been after texting her waiting to see if she was gonna come over or not


then out of the blue shack girl comes walking in, just came in town today didnt bring her phone, she also has a normal job in PP working at a coffee shop, seriously cant imagine her with a job she is so hyper, we go walk on the beach she has to play with everything, hops on the back of every jet ski thats sitting by the water, walk past like 8 sandles bunched together and she half buries them in the sand in some design, tries to pull in the dingy/booey thingies, we see some chickens and she runs after them, just non stop like a puppy every thing she sees she has to play with

there were some guys doing construction and she runs up to the drying concrete and sticks her finger in it..........

then crazy girl calls me and wants to talk, i dont need to try and hide the fact im talking to a girl from shack and tell crazy girl ill meet her at the beach to talk, leave shack in the room alone with laptop out for 15 minutes, done this many many times with her by now but still get a lil nervous since i havent seen her in a month and she could disappear to who knows where so easily


crazy girl is in great mood we just talk for a bit she tells me some people speak **** about me on the beach but wont tell me what they say, she thinks im gonna get mad at her i convince her that i have no reason to be mad over what other people say so she finally tells me that a couple people have told her that i smoke ice

this is the 2nd time a girl has told me she thought i smoked ice, its really weird because my personality is the complete opposite of a sped up m3thhead, she also said some other girls told her good things about me


think im gonna have to start going with her again considering my options at 7pm are gonna be pretty limited, plus she is cute as a baby polar bear just have to remember to think about every single thing i say before i say it


tried to talk shack girl into staying longer than a day, she said she would if we basically did the month deal again (not her words but she said if i pay her room, give money for food and what not) as F'd up as it was with her before id love to do it again since my new time situation but its really not fair for her to quit her job for 1 month and then not be able to get it back next month, she wants to do it (and i wanna do it) but its not the smart thing to do



her on top boobs smashed in my face is still the best, to bad i met her in the shack or would have been doing it rubberless this whole time

quirky relationships to (semi)pro girls + cambo life = <3

how it feels having a azn gf, its like taking a dog out for a walk

A prostitute is not a girlfriend. Last night a bargirl told me she wants a boyfriend to take care of her-to her bf means you live in your country and send her money...............lol.

Got to admit it boys and girls are totally screwed up when it come to hookers and bf gf relationships...............lol. You dont know which side is up and which side is down.

Glad im not into that nonsense!


Anyone notice that a lot of sweet looking bargirls from issarn or who knows god where have mothers that dont look so hott! I seen mothers who are stocky with weathered faces , as if they did a lot of farm work. And there daughters look so darn hott!