i think its pontoon not platoon right? ive only heard it come out of cambodian chicks mouths so i could totally be wrong but it definitely sounds like pontoon
and ya they all mention heart of darkness as well
anyone who blows up a cow with a rocket launcher for entertainment deserves many awful things to happen to them for the rest of their lives imo, i hope you all have seen that youtube vid where the guy is "hunting" a lion in a fenced in area, basically shooting at him like a cardboard target (not sure why its better to shoot the real thing but some dudes got really small penis's and need to feel better about themselves) and then the lion charges him after getting shot and gets like 2 feet away from mauling him, damn i wish that woulda ended with the dude getting his throat torn out
someone stole my apple juice from the hotel fridge, been putting stuff in there damn near 4 months and only second time something has gone missing, i had only taken one small drink out of it so we are talking about -$1.60 in value...... what a horrible way to start your day
so didnt post the trip report for round 3 last night because i was exhausted, not sure if it was more all the boom booming or the 2 times having to go on the hunt for a random since new girl didnt respond to text (again) but i was totally beat after the third girl and had the best sleep ive had in years
but it was certainly an interesting experience so ill fill ya'll in now, i went down to the beach never letting my cell out of my hand hoping new girl would call me but she never did
when i first get to dolphin there is a lil scuffle going on, one dude (40ish) really wants to fight, but all that happens is just some pushing and shoving (standard)
later i ask the great @ss girl (first girl from yesterday) what it was about (because her friend was kind of in the middle of it, her friend is always in the middle of it actually, i wanna bang her but ive seen her get in a few altercations and she is pretty intimidating for a chick so havent approached yet)
anyways i guess there was an argument when some tourist grabbed one of the girls, the guy who was really pissed is a local who i guess is really rich (not sure if rich for cambodia or actually rich) and wanted to beat the guys ass, then a drink was thrown on someone, i dunno i just caught the tail end of it but was mildly entertaining
so around 230 i give up on getting a call from new girl but ive seen enough around to know im gonna go with something and accomplish the goal, i even tried to have a 3some to make it 4 girls as i saw the one girl from last week who was down for 3somes talking with another cute girl but the random girl was already with a guy
i ask the girl who had rejected me earlier again and she wanted to know why i wantd her, i told her cuz she was hot she said sorry i have to kill a european man tonight, i said well im not european so we should be fine but then she told me she was the girl who got grabbed that the fight was over and she couldnt go tonight was to upset but we could go some other time
(this really was a long taxing night)
then i see a cute girl talking to great @ss girl, wait for her to go somewhere else then ask her and she rejects me
, not sure if taxi girl or not havent seen her before
so now its like 3 am and im running out of options, the girl that might have had the best looking body is still there but i wasnt 100% sure she was old enough, fwiw that doesnt mean she looked 16 and i hoped she was 18, it means she looked 20 but i dont wanna go to jail
she is hanging around great @ss chick with some older lady who is obviously with this other girl watching over her, i decide ill ask great @ss chick if that girl is old enough, she tells me yes then asks if i wanna go with her, i say ya so she asks her to come over and speaks to her in khmer, i find out this girl speaks no english at all so the negotiation goes through the older lady who is with her
she asks me to pay up front right then, usually i wouldnt do that but im tired, off my game, and just ready to get this over with so i pull out my wallet (with like 100 people around) and give this older woman the money to take the hot girl away (wonder if mamasan, or maybe even her actual mom)
so now walking with this girl find out she speaks no english at all, she also is walking really really really slow and keeps looking behind us and i start to think uh oh maybe i just fukkked up in some sting operation or something
finally get back to room she gets naked, could tell she had recently had a baby so body not quite as nice as i thought it would be, also super skinny with clothes off, like unhealthily skinny, i go to feel her boobs and she pushes my hand away (obv a bad sign) but eventually she allows for almost whatever
we did the 2 for 20 deal, i woulda been fine with 1 but i thought her body was way way better when seeing it in clothes so i negotiated for the 2 times with the mamasan
man im tired again just from writing that (yes it was really long, and that was just 1 of 3 rounds)
added 2 new girls which is always fun
definitely not gonna go search for anything tonight, will send new girl a text and if she responds we will do something but if not whatever, she did so good last week coming over 4 out of 5 nights, then this week hasnt responded for the last 4 nights..... pretty sure no way she comes over the full 15 times for our month deal so not sure how to handle that