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Old 04-24-2017, 09:42 AM   #651
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

that girl could be anywhere from a 4 to a 10. Anything other than a filterless straight on shot from 3ft or more away is basically useless.
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:47 AM   #652
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I wish a much higher % of dudes, especially younger dudes, dressed smelled as bad and looked as 'unclean' as K2.

Make my life much easier now i'm cracking over 40.
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:59 AM   #653
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so whats the hidden pokersite if you dont mind telling ? .. is it even possible to cashout?
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that girl could be anywhere from a 4 to a 10. Anything other than a filterless straight on shot from 3ft or more away is basically useless.
Obv a ladyboy

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I wish a much higher % of dudes, especially younger dudes, dressed smelled as bad and looked as 'unclean' as K2.

Make my life much easier now i'm cracking over 40.
A pair of 1kbaht uniqlo skinny jeans and invest some big money(2kbaht) in some Armani Acqua Di Gio cologne and K2D could get his textback rate to like 6-8% i bet.
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:32 AM   #654
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honestly, how can anyone wear jeans in SEA?
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:56 AM   #655
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Easy i dont even get hot - Too kool for skool homie.
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Old 04-24-2017, 11:13 AM   #656
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I'd like to know as well.




Obv a ladyboy



A pair of 1kbaht uniqlo skinny jeans and invest some big money(2kbaht) in some Armani Acqua Di Gio cologne and K2D could get his textback rate to like 6-8% i bet.
3% isnt the textback rate its the bang rate, the textback rate is like 35%

i think its funny that some guys think 1 in 33 girls going over to a strangers house to bang that they barely even know is some horribly low number
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Old 04-24-2017, 12:31 PM   #657
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I wasn't invested at all this time and found her boring and annoying but still this is very weird behavior to me. I'm too nice for this world, when I have conversation with anyone whether they're hot or ugly, girl or guy, whether I like them or not, I always try build a connection with them and people that do that trample that effort under their foot.
I hear you mate, I think a lot of it has to do with good upbringing. You probably have good values and morals. That's why you find it strange when other people exhibit low moral behavior.

Remember that you are in the Phils, so you'd expect people to act even more irrational than your typical Westerner. Just remember that they probably don't even do it on purpose but that's just the way they are, probably did not even cross their minds that they are rude or inconsiderate.
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Old 04-24-2017, 04:07 PM   #658
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$100 on jeans, lolwow
Actually just $30-$32 at H&M



Decent quality tees are $5, Asian girls like plain white (look clean and good guy na) and plain black (handsome na)

Shoes $30

There's a world of difference between someone dressed like that and someone in baggy old tee that looks like a hand me down, me and Dace still have nightmares about your ill fitting green t shirt with printed designs on

You'd also sweat less btw, it's a thinner material

Couple t shirts, couple pairs of skinny/slim fit jeans or chinos, shoes, total cost $100 and rotate so you have like 4 outfits

If you dress well you can actually linger a few more seconds and have a brief conversation.

The whole rationale for your strat of quickly scurrying off (not embarrassing an Asian girl in public) goes out the window if you look sharp instead of like a homeless person. If you look clean no one's embarrassed to be around you

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honestly, how can anyone wear jeans in SEA?
I don't. I get the 98% cotton chinos that look like jeans, dark navy blue is good. Thin material

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Old 04-24-2017, 04:14 PM   #659
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How do you know you were blocked? Girls there get their mobile phone snatched on the street all the time, or lose it, more likely that happened
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Old 04-24-2017, 04:47 PM   #660
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Actually just $30-$32 at H&M



Decent quality tees are $5, Asian girls like plain white (look clean and good guy na) and plain black (handsome na)

Shoes $30

There's a world of difference between someone dressed like that and someone in baggy old tee that looks like a hand me down, me and Dace still have nightmares about your ill fitting green t shirt with printed designs on

You'd also sweat less btw, it's a thinner material

Couple t shirts, couple pairs of skinny/slim fit jeans or chinos, shoes, total cost $100 and rotate so you have like 4 outfits

If you dress well you can actually linger a few more seconds and have a brief conversation.

The whole rationale for your strat of quickly scurrying off (not embarrassing an Asian girl in public) goes out the window if you look sharp instead of like a homeless person. If you look clean no one's embarrassed to be around you



I don't. I get the 98% cotton chinos that look like jeans, dark navy blue is good. Thin material
I think I read this post before in k2d thread
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Old 04-24-2017, 06:55 PM   #661
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allsaints jeans best i had. levi so over rated (after buying there jeans for 4 years running)...h&m in uk sucks (maybe good in asia?)

wear neutral colours if youre white..

no bold or primary colours


(^^ dress white guys 101)
get slim fit everything

convers or chelsea boots ...or whatever shoes if it fits with rest of outfit

no **** pictures or pattern on your shirt


and apparently youre "elegant"...
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Old 04-24-2017, 06:59 PM   #662
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honestly, how can anyone wear jeans in SEA?
we go places where aircon exists....

and maybe not fat..
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Old 04-24-2017, 08:42 PM   #663
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we go places where aircon exists....

and maybe not fat..
ProblemElimiminator isn't fat

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Old 04-24-2017, 08:57 PM   #664
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Re: Clueless kid moving to Manila - Never been to Asia before

Suits you dude, I live North of ya'll but you won't catch me in jeans between April and September. linen or linen-blend pants or slim dryfit (or whatever uniqlo calls their moisture-wicking) shorts all day. If I gotta walk outside for ten minutes I don't wanna die.

Last edited by problemeliminator; 04-24-2017 at 08:58 PM. Reason: i mean, fn Chelsea boots when it's 35c???
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:51 PM   #665
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lol at jspill thinking the rationale for my strat is because i am ashamed of my clothes
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Old 04-24-2017, 11:26 PM   #666
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Nice thread.... might want to use a condom in future much like a diamond herpes is forever....
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Old 04-25-2017, 12:08 AM   #667
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Hi Ecoeco are you back again after a year to call people sexual deviants, cockroaches, social losers, gambling addicts, etc.
Is this Rewket?
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Old 04-25-2017, 12:12 AM   #668
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Nice thread.... might want to use a condom in future much like a diamond herpes is forever....
Don't think a condom prevents herpes don't believe the propaganda kid.
#BB4LIFE
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Old 04-25-2017, 12:44 AM   #669
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Actually just $30-$32 at H&M



Decent quality tees are $5, Asian girls like plain white (look clean and good guy na) and plain black (handsome na)

Shoes $30

There's a world of difference between someone dressed like that and someone in baggy old tee that looks like a hand me down, me and Dace still have nightmares about your ill fitting green t shirt with printed designs on

You'd also sweat less btw, it's a thinner material

Couple t shirts, couple pairs of skinny/slim fit jeans or chinos, shoes, total cost $100 and rotate so you have like 4 outfits

If you dress well you can actually linger a few more seconds and have a brief conversation.

The whole rationale for your strat of quickly scurrying off (not embarrassing an Asian girl in public) goes out the window if you look sharp instead of like a homeless person. If you look clean no one's embarrassed to be around you



I don't. I get the 98% cotton chinos that look like jeans, dark navy blue is good. Thin material
great advice.

he could even just make it his "mall uniform" if he doesn't want to buy new clothes when they start getting a little worn.

wear his raggedy ass baggy clothes when out doing stuff like going to blowjob bars, save the modern clothes just for the mall trips. probably get away with buying "mall clothes" once every one or two years.

i think the clothes pay themselves in no time through greater retention using the scurrying mouse phone number on a note method.
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Old 04-25-2017, 04:07 AM   #670
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Don't think a condom prevents herpes don't believe the propaganda kid.
#BB4LIFE
I can confirm it doesnt
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Old 04-25-2017, 05:45 AM   #671
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im really sorry that my sex life isn't enough to satisfy you guys
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Old 04-25-2017, 06:35 AM   #672
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A thread which doesn't turn into a discussion of Dantes clothes would be nice.

Good luck with immigration.
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Old 04-25-2017, 07:11 AM   #673
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As much as I enjoy this thread, can't see this ending well for OP.

- Seems to lack motivation
- No respect for immigration laws
- putting tinder skanks on a pedestal
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Old 04-25-2017, 07:14 AM   #674
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lol at jspill thinking the rationale for my strat is because i am ashamed of my clothes
Nah like I said it's because you don't want to make things embarrassing for a shy Asian girl in public. But if you're well presented there's way less embarrassment
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Old 04-25-2017, 09:01 AM   #675
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K2d might be a lazy american with baggy clothes, but at least he's detached from the chicks and puts in the volume

Some of you guys' every post is a Freudian analysis on why did girl X acted this way ''she might just be shy because she had this upbringing yadayadayada''
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