This was a super non-standard laydown. Curious who among you think I'm a huge baller or a huge idiot for doing it.
Villan very important in this hand: nitty middle-aged Jewish-looking guy. Imagine what you'd expect a clone of Allen Kessler to play like. This was that clone. I had played with him for five hours and he was playing super-tight preflop and rarely going to a showdown.
My image also important: generally tight, but not afraid to get involved. This was a ten-handed table full of clowns. No one would perceive me to have been terribly active.
200/400/25.
Jewnit raises to 1,100 from the HJ. CO and Button (both clowns) call. I look down at KK in the BB and re-raise to 4,500. Jewnit doesn't even make the slighest pause: he grabs the requisite chips from his stack and calls. That immediately struck me as alarming. Other players fold.
Flop comes Q85. I have 17k behind at this point and he has about 15k behind. I bet 5,100 trying to look like AK on a desperation c-bet and additionally trying to get him to think he has folding equity so that he'll shove his Jacks and his Tens and maybe even his AKs.
Just like preflop, he doesn't even make the slightest pause, just grabs 5,100 from his stack and splashes it in. Again, this was very alarming to me coming from a nitty player.
Turn is another 8.
I check. He grabs a handful of large denomination chips, and throws them in. Just like on all other streets, he put his chips in blindingly fast once the action was on him... something I hadn't seen him do once all day. His bet amounted to 8,000. He had 3,000-4,000 behind. This was pretty much for all of my chips.
My knee-jerk reaction was to shrug, sigh, and put the rest of my chips in... but I tanked instead.
After a while, I got the clock called on me. I just couldn't formulate a single hand he is possibly playing like this that I can beat. I thought AA was by far the most likely hand and QQ also quite likely given that he just smooth called the flop. I just don't see nitty guys doing this with JJ or TT and I don't see nitty guys snap calling like he did with AQ pf.
Before the clock ran out, I concluded that this actually seemed like a fold. I'd still have 30 bbs left at a very soft table. I said something like "well, I'm either a genius or an idiot," and folded face-up. He pushed his cards facedown towards the dealer. After folding the next hand preflop, he got up from his chair and paced around with a frustrated look on his face (why would he do that if he induced the sucker-fold of the century with AQ?)
So... genius or idiot?