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Old 12-19-2019, 04:32 PM   #451
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Maybe high value male is a literal term?
He's definitely got me wunderin' now!
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Old 12-19-2019, 05:29 PM   #452
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N1, your brain would probably explode if you saw my boy whale's gf list. He's short, extremely overweight, and wears t-shirts, basketball shorts/sweats, and house slips almost exclusively

Definitely one of the highest value males I know
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Old 12-20-2019, 12:57 AM   #453
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Project ABP

ABP is GAY?

Are y’all saying an

ABP’s purpose is to get gains, and


have SEX with MEN?
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Old 12-25-2019, 11:42 AM   #454
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ABP is GAY?
He's definitely wondrin. I suggested to him several times in the old thread to maybe experiment a little. Nobody will judge him. Come on out of the closet ABP. Put on your women's boots and strut a little.
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Old 12-25-2019, 06:05 PM   #455
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He's definitely wondrin. I suggested to him several times in the old thread to maybe experiment a little. Nobody will judge him. Come on out of the closet ABP. Put on your women's boots and strut a little.


It says a lot the thread went silent after my last poast imo.
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Old 12-25-2019, 06:06 PM   #456
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Grunched
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Old 01-07-2020, 09:04 PM   #457
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grunched is right.

hi guys,

been buy. happy new year!

currently on CYCLE 2, WEEK 4 of Mike T's program.


today my DL felt great. too busy to log but i am going to post all soon.

dating news i found out the girl has herpes. my roommate says you can't catch it unless she has an outbreak. is this true? i also had a cold sore 2 weeks ago on my lip. he says its herpes too. is this true??

on my way to the gym with my roomie and his g/f. i already got my lift in 2 hours ago, but im joining him to do his beta light routine.


see you soon.
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Old 01-07-2020, 09:06 PM   #458
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N1, your brain would probably explode if you saw my boy whale's gf list. He's short, extremely overweight, and wears t-shirts, basketball shorts/sweats, and house slips almost exclusively

Definitely one of the highest value males I know
lol, not gonna even waste my high value time on this.

see you.
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Old 01-07-2020, 09:11 PM   #459
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hahahahaha, WAS I LYING?



OF COURSE ITS THE FIRST ON THE LIST.
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Old 01-07-2020, 09:33 PM   #460
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Thread is back?
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Old 01-07-2020, 10:22 PM   #461
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what is the current shoe bid
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Old 01-07-2020, 10:46 PM   #462
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My wife tapped out. So I think they are yours for $55.
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Old 01-07-2020, 11:15 PM   #463
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dating news i found out the girl has herpes. my roommate says you can't catch it unless she has an outbreak. is this true? i also had a cold sore 2 weeks ago on my lip. he says its herpes too. is this true??
You can't get herpes if you only put it in her butt. Science.

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lol, not gonna even waste my high value time on this.
You mean $12.50/hr?
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Old 01-08-2020, 01:11 AM   #464
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dating news i found out the girl has herpes. my roommate says you can't catch it unless she has an outbreak. is this true? i also had a cold sore 2 weeks ago on my lip. he says its herpes too. is this true??
I will waste my medium value time on this

Yes, lip is herp.
No, your roommate is wrong about catching it.
Yes, you can catch herp from someone who has it and never had an outbreak. Its called shedding.

You should probably do some research, but herp is pretty meh.

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Old 01-08-2020, 01:44 AM   #465
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Asian Big Player,
You have a cold sore because you are infected with Herpes Simplex 1 (HSV-1). HSV-1 is completely incurable https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/311864.php

Pimpin' ain't easy
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Old 01-08-2020, 04:01 AM   #466
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You have a cold sore because you are infected with Herpes Simplex 1 (HSV-1). HSV-1 is completely incurable https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/311864.php

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Old 01-08-2020, 09:47 AM   #467
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1 in 5 women have herpes. What a beat to only have sex with one person, a couple of times, in years and BAM, infected. Sad.
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Old 01-08-2020, 03:08 PM   #468
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You have a cold sore because you are infected with Herpes Simplex 1 (HSV-1). HSV-1 is completely incurable https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/311864.php

Pimpin' ain't easy


Stop scaring the poor kid. Most people (like more than 60%) carry this virus.
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Old 01-09-2020, 09:29 AM   #469
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The worst thing about herpes is when you point out that it's common people start inspecting your lip for sores

ABP just get it officially tested so you know what it is and how to deal with it

It's not a big, a red sox pitcher prominently pitched in the world series with a huge outbreak and literally nobody comments on it online, Google searching Scott Williamson herpes shows up nothing

But he had it, and millions saw, nobody shamed him for it, again because it's literally so common it's not that big a deal


Just don't be like Jose Lima https://www.chron.com/sports/astros/...ma-1978869.php
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Old 01-27-2020, 08:44 PM   #470
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grunch

hi guys,

been busy lately. picked up a lot of hrs at work bc kids these days don't want to work and no motivation. ty, ill take them. i got a $1 raise. with tips it is roughly ~$15/hr. i am done with CYCLE 2 of this Mike T. Program. this is is max week. taking today off and going in fresh tomorrow for day 1. also i am going back to Monte OHP program. i haven't pressed in like 6+ months. gains have been lost. nothing is more alpha than having body weight OHP over your facking head. mONTE, where can i find that profram?

Herpes girl and selfie girl as I call her are in pursuit of me. its funny. AMS said to get on your purpose. now he teaches these things bc it is what he did. he says you can fake it but once you really get on your purpose and grind it is automatic.

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see you soon, boys. busy again.
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Old 01-27-2020, 10:35 PM   #471
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I have no idea what that hashtag and text exchange is about, and I don't think I want to know.

Nice to hear that you're making a reasonable steady wage tho.
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Old 01-27-2020, 10:49 PM   #472
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krunic, missing you.

she is really bad at typing. its is #thirst trap

ha. $15 is still poverty. but i don't mind it. free food, coffee, and health insurance. sooner or later, im going to be taking over this store. manager is so F bad. everyone complaining about their schedules. i overheard 1 girl say 'is she not even competent to make a schedule?' the job isn't that bad. it's when bad customers are rude. it is my fault you are late to work at 8AM WHEN IT IS RUSH HOUR? MAYBE WAKE UP 15 MIN EARLY TO GRAB YOUR COFFEE??? the audacity to blame other people for your own mistake. take responsibility. soon will be spring and summer. all these hot yuppie girls are in canada goose parkas hiding their asses. i had 1 customer ask me this job can't be bad, look at all these hot chicks in here. lol. sir, u look 45....


in sneaker news, one of my cops failed verification... TWICE. saved some ABPxLoco money there. i really wanted them. but next month there are plenty of drops happening i can get for retail.

cheers.
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Old 01-27-2020, 11:11 PM   #473
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Damn. I didn't realize that Starbucks employees made so little $$. Cause that is a job where they really make you work.

I google checked and store managers make on average ~44K/yr salary, which probably doesn't come out to much more than $15/hr after OT.

I guess if it is a labor of love then you do you. But I can think of a lot of jobs that are way less work for more $$.

This isn't the place for this, but it really is amazing how little $$ most jobs make in our current economy, compared to how much $$ the top 1% make for doing pretty much nothing in a lot of cases. Capitalism really is F'd up if you think about it.
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Old 01-27-2020, 11:38 PM   #474
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ha, got emm

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managers don't even have to clock in. they are salaried. my manager barely shows up to work 3-4 days/week. its embarassing really. what an example she shows to these kids. if the district manager found out, she'd be fired. too bad he sucks at his job to and never checks in.

its all a yuppie circle jerk. this is what they do. they have endless amounts of money. literally 200 generations can live off this, but they want to make more for some BS reason. HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN TO DRESS YOURSELF BETTER WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY? THIS COMPANY IS A BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY. YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CUT LABOR AND INSULT US WITH A $1 RAISE. SHAME ON YOU. WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH A BILLION DOLLARS, OMG YOU ARE SO SHORT ON MONEY YOU HAVE TO CUT LABOR. then they decide to open the worlds largest roastery with the cut labor money. RIGHT HERE IN CHICAGO.

last sunday it was my hot supervisor and me for like 4 hours. i can tell she was getting frustrated. the day started off with 1 person not coming in. she had to call me and wait an hour for me to come in early to open the store. she also forgot her glasses. i can tell she is off to a bad day. after her shift was over, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A HOT ASS CHICK LIKE HER LOOK THE WAY SHE DID. sweaty, worn out, her hair messed up. i still find her hot though. weighs no more than maybe 115lb, skinny waist and a shaped fat ass.

these companies do w/e they can to profit. WTF ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH A BILLION DOLLARS??? HONESTLY, PLEASE TELL ME.
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Old 01-27-2020, 11:48 PM   #475
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2 chicks at once buddy

gl slinging that coffee tho

also what's the current shoe bid
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