Perhaps, maybe, I'm hanging around teenage girls too much.

hahaha oh god I forgot about that one.

I don't remember that one at all, might've been before I joined.

Ya, was like May '06.

I lol'd Dodger

The low-hanging fruit is the most likely to ferment.

I don't know if that's true.

Forget the secret cabal, how to I get into this group?

I groan hardest at the constant "OMG JUST DO WHAT EL D SAYS AND YOU WILL GET LAAAYYYIIIDDD" posts. Has anyone been able to validate the level of El D's expert pussy slayer creampie afficionado-ness? I mean, I know he has his own forum and tens of thousands of posts on an internet message board, so of course it would make sense that he is regularly out there plowing his way through swathes of ex(?) hookers... and of course I have no idea who he is, but in the world of internet neckbearding we live, I thought someone would have questioned his credentials by now.

Snitch,

I think that attitude is completely idiotic. Who gives a **** if El Diablo is routinely deciding which 5'10 model to bang? N1 is getting messaged for sex and somehow can't manage to have sex with someone who is literally messaging him for sex.

The real question at hand is what she actually wants in terms of a relationship. It is clear N1 is not emotionally prepared in any fashion, but wants to date this girl. She clearly has mixed feelings which consists of both wanting her ******* creamied and also not wanting to date a man child who is a massive loser. My ongoing thesis is that as a retired whore she is deeply damaged and sees aspects of her own failures in N1 and wants to fix them and is drawn to this, but also repulsed by it.

If N1 were to actually make it this far into a post, I'd include a fantasy text exchange so he could understand this.

Mihkel,

Don't leave us all hanging on his account!

Yes. I do concede that literally anyone in that thread (El D and CCW included) could do a better job of having sex with a girl who is trying to have sex with them than op is doing with having sex with a girl who is trying to have sex with him.

To be honest, I don't think I've ever really tried considering what she wants from this "relationship". I guess I might have what it takes to be in the Emoken\Kellhus misogynist cabal after all!

Aside: An only very slightly related El D observation in that thread is how hurt he seemed when N1H solicited advice from his IRL friend... poor guy.

Oh! Final observation on the N1H thread! I think my new favourite bit is the bit about not knowing how to turn his phone sig off so he edits every post and manually removes it.

I think I would instantly see that as a joke\troll from any other posted... but I really fell for it here.

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I've been thinking this too. Can you imagine what they will be like together if they do end up in a relationship? Somehow I have the feeling they're more likely to drag one another down rather than lift one another up.

LOL. Honestly the IRL friend's text (I assume that's the batteries one) seemed very solid too.

good lord hahaha

Dude, "butthole China" is not the preferred nomenclature.

https://chinadigitaltimes.net/space/Fart_people

Evo,

I think, due to his apparent lack of desire to learn anything on his own and inability to learn things when people are actually trying to teach him (other than rote stuff like making coffee, which, to be clear, I am not hating on -- it is a fantastic development for him), he is going to be doomed to a life of, at best, lower middle class mediocrity. Why he hasn't yet followed the painstaking blueprint that krunic tried to give him remains a mystery, but there are worse things than (hopefully) topping out as a pretty in shape bartender that's involved in a bunch of dysfunctional relationships because like attracts like.

Snitch,

I told him a few months back I would ban him if he didn't turn off his signature, but of course he didn't have the curiosity to even check his settings to figure out if it could be done any way other than manually. I firmly believe his log is real, though, only because I can recall being that lazy/clueless about stuff I didn't think was important.

I think it's long overdue that n1hs log is just officially made the lc thread.

This thread can become the salt room.

Emoken,

Weirdly MLY has pretty much optimized her partner selection. Code3 is pretty much apathetic and doesn't enable any of the attention seeking behavior that MLY manifests. (Suicide magic show is probably the nadir of that.) I don't know what N1 needs, basically a mom + anal creamies? Given the current trends in pronz maybe a stepsis would be sufficient plus a calendar app with reminders.

Honestly it is really hard to imagine someone who can't read reel gud ever holding reasonable employment or being able to communicate effectively. He also seems to have some minor developmental issues with understanding what people are doing/etc.

What do you think would be most beneficial?

Also hearty lolz at not referring to her as "Buttplug girl" or "cumbucket" or whatever. N1 is know as "buttsex guy" to Mrs Mihkel05. (MLY is known as MLY tho.)

He's H and F's own Genova with a much higher IQ, less proclivity toward scumbaggery, and more frequently punctuated with hints of potential for redemption. Quite unlike Genova, I think he'll eventually "make it" and accidentally end up in a relationship with a fairly decent and stable girl.

Or ex stripper gets him into coke, I'll continue to be on the edge of my seat either way.

Hey good I'm glad there's a second thread where people can give advice they'd give their ******ed 16 year old cousin to a 30yo adult. Real glad.

downtown,

I fail to see how too much coaching can ever be a bad thing!

downtown,

Maybe we should have a riveting conversation about floor beers and their varying level of carbonation.

Mihkel,

Fascinating, both that there is apparently now a Mrs M05 (mazel tov!) and the degree of discussion about this stuff you have with her. The wifeacore is only vaguely aware of my "'tein bros", as she nicknames you guys, and, outside of the time I read her some of N1's confusion about whether butt pregnancy was a thing, I've only ever gotten into vagaries about the few posters with whom I interact with in depth or offline. Interesting to see how other relationships work!

Snitch,

There’s nothing special about my advice to n1. I’ve said numerous times that it doesn’t matter whose advice he follows, he could pick virtually anyone from that thread and follow their advice to improve his results.

A mrs thremp? I'm not sure whether to congratulate you on coercing a woman to marry you or offer my condolences to her. Did you talk about your confusion over female anatomy or that you find it laughable that a man enjoys signs that his partner has climaxed?

BGP,

To potentially correct a minor part of your eternal battle with thremp, I assumed he was colloquially referring to his girlfriend as "Mrs". Carry on otherwise!

Mike5,
I have tried, unsuccessfully, to remove should from my lexicon. Alas, I agree with you!

I had a Miller High Life last night. Great carb on this one!