"Take off your clothes... Now"

Got the opener!

"Come with me if you want to live" seems like the slam dunk finisher.

When she says she has a headache tell her it might be a tumor?

OK, well assuming you want to stay away from some of the more psychotic coaching I received, and you obviously can't do full scrimmages, but you can do things like cut the field in half and scrimage plays just to the one side.

Plus lots of simple skills drills. This site looks OK:
https://www.football-tutorials.com/d...ivelinedrills/

But you can just google "football drills" and find tons of stuff on youtube like this helpful chap:

After you pay: "I'll be back."

Montecore delivers!

She wont get any of the references. She probably hasnt even seen 1/10th of his movies.

Everythings in play.

The ****

lol

Guess I'll have to try that when I'm in town!

DT: A+. Soulman needs to take notes. This is how to write satirical fanfic.

others: I've got some studying to do. You have not been grunched. I will report back next week.

Larry Wheels obviously does not follow the John G. programs he sells at all throughout most of the year. He is just so genetically gifted that he can do anything and he'll set PRs every time he sets foot in the gym. He only needs a "coach" to advise him against stupid injury causing and career shortening bull**** because everything he does will work.

https://www.instagram.com/larrywheels/

Everyone needs to take notes from DT on how to write satirical anything. He could seriously make a living from stand-up comedy if his live performance is anywhere near his written material!

Sup bros

He is alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Comeback time!! See my avatar.

Damn, the legend returns!

Summoned from the dead by some fakeb roasting. Powerful

Probably just worked his way through all the feet in China and wept after he saw there were no new soles to conquer.

nice, that's nice

welcome back, Synbr0

what's new?

Pretty much perfectly summarizes Asianomics.

There are no more soles to conquer indeed, but that's because I got married last year!

I got sucked deep into the crypto hole around June 2017. Got so obsessed with technical analysis I literally forgot to eat and train. I rolled into a crypto startup that did an ICO and moved the family (me, my wife and our cat) to Prague for a job as a product manager.

Half a year in I realized it was a sinking ship and nobody had any clue at all, so I decided to quit and focus more on trading. I made a buttload of money. Almost half a million in a year.

This entire time I haven't been training. Tried getting back into it a few times but kept getting distracted with charts. I wake up at 5AM just to draw lines on my screen. Lol

We were forced to leave our apartment in Prague last month because the landlord sold it. So we moved back to China. Arrived last week. Feels amazing, just like coming home.

Market is dead as hell lately. Time to get back under the bar! Signing up on Monday.

Oh, and my morning wood is back too!

But how much did you lose?

Not quite g4s but my first ever home gym!

I love it, nice set up!