A good mate of mine lived in South Africa until he was 14. Had a whole bunch of slaves who lived in the shed.

Well this escalated quickly.

the southern hemisphere... not even once.

***excited slaveowners jump into thread to participate***

Speaking of football, Gronk just got molested like an alter boy drunk on sacramental wine, flag was thrown and then waived off. Game over, lol.

That pick gave Carolina's D enough points for JF to beat me in our 2p2 league, thanks refs (and Obama)

Snitch being friends with someone whose family had a boatload of slaves is like the least surprising development in this thread imo

I mean I certainly wouldn't participate in such things ... I just wish I was 1% of the 1% enough so that I could. Knowmsayin'

There have been plenty of more minor hits than the Brees one that have been flagged. The Brees hit was a bad call, but there are several worse ones every week.

I think it's just a matter of time before QBs start diving regularly (I know it happens occasionally now, but I think it is rare). The chance of drawing a flag is so high that it is -EV not to.

I definitely understand the desire to protect the QB, but what we've got now is not the solution.

As far as the hit on Brees is concerned, I think that it is a legit hit even with today's rules. Hit was all upper chest. This is even more obvious because you can see his neck extends right at the moment of impact and you can see his whole neck is untouched.

In real time it probably looked much worse, so it is not surprising that it was flagged, but it was a good hit. If this was the only type of hit that got wrongly penalized, there would be no problem. The problem is that much more minor hits get wrongly penalized.

There are so many possible angles in this post I don't know how to respond.

I'm not even sure which ones I actually intended when I wrote it, it's like a choose your own adventure imo

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Wait, you dick shakers are playing fantasy football. WHAT A FACKING WASTE OF TIME!!! THIS ISN'T 1986 ANYMORE BRAHHHH!

00Snitch and his South African friend kick back on a Friday night and talk about how much better he had it under Apartheid.

How come? Ronnie - the greatest bodybuilder. By the way ... do not faint. To be more precise than many bb in his weight class.
A Malanitchev greatest powerlifter! Takchto and Ronnie and Malan - not ****ers

Dude. Don't even get me started.

Granted if the Pats were legit it wouldn't have come down to that and even if they got the holding call it didn't mean they won but...

Wtf bogus hey dude right next to the play throws the flag because of obvious defensive interference but oh wait nevermind

I know 2+2 aspy nerds slurp him, but Bill Bowlicheck is beyond tiresome. Oh hey look at me I'm above answering questions or responding to the media without acting like a pouting 5 year-old.

You're a football coach, get over yourself.

This is pretty much the most unsupportable view of all time. I will discuss tomorrow if you'd like. But mainly why the hell does a football coach have to be anything other than a football coach, he fulfills his contractual obligations with the media and that's that. You're not supposed to like him, his job is to run the winningest football franchise since like ever and he's doing a damn good job.

He also forgot to go for it on 4th instead he kicked a field goal in the shadow of the goal posts and hey, whaddaya know, it bit him in the ass. He scared.

Wtf are you talking about, to take a 20-17 lead? If so I'm supremely rustled and don't care about anything else you have to say.

Hey guys, someone posted some really important info earlier that got zero attention. My man Yugo tries saving the day and then everyone goes nuts over foozbaw

I wasn't gonna say it but #1 has droopy boobs. 8/10 at best.

lol bixby. going for it is better.

football is largely ******ed though. 3 hour broadcasts for ~12 minutes of actual plays. just horrendous.