any pics of scantly-clad womenz or nah?

Nah. I got this. I will just use the microbial prints thremp leaves on everything he touches and the NSA collects to track him down and remove his guts after he goes to bed on his 8mg xanax regimen.

When he comes to the fight after having eaten a precisely measured steak and milkshake ready to burst with energy, he will slowly begin to fall down and act like a rag doll begging me to feed him some 3rd world fecal matter and wonder why his tdee is not living up to his measured steak and shake

Probably gonna slam a chocolate milkshake on the way home now. Thanks SS.

Think I found the answer.

Hahaha, that trailer is something else. There's even a sequel? Trolololol

Captain America on every street corner in India

Where can I buy some of those fat-eating microbes?

Franceska Jaimes



I highly suggested a viewing of her work though.

Yeah I've seen her before. She might be the goat.

God. You play a hundred professional rugby games, f*ck one dog, and you're not a professional rugby player any more, you're a dog f*cker.

It's definitely a thing.

And it's not pee.

Also I have a post just for Monte:

Type slower next time

Lol we still don't know what squirt is I'm saying 80-90% of it is urine any other fluid wouldn't be readily available in large quantities

No it's mostly water.

Which, so is piss, but they aren't the same.

Pretty sure it's piss.

Where is this water stored....in the bladder?

Yeah agreed. She's phenomenal.

Well until any of you actually start producing it yourselves, believe whatever you want.

That's the plan. That's always been the plan.

SS,

To help me get a better handle on what level you're on here can you give us some numbers. Imagine an SS (with your current body composition) with the GOAT gut flora for weight loss. Approximately what would this SS's TDEE be, in your opinion?

Now imagine an identical SS with the WOAT gut flora for weight loss. Approximately what would this SS's TDEE be, in your opinion?

It is okay that you don't want to admit pissing yourself in pleasure during sex. But like... science.

Rats tho.

Ancient Indian (actually Muslim/Sikh) legend describes water shooting from the butthole of an erstwhile DEEPLY UNHAPPY poster that is high in GUT FLORA when consumed.

IT IS NOT POOP, folks nor is it caused by not washing hands thoroughly before the filet course. It's just poopish water that stored in the colon until feelings of deep unhappiness rise to a climax.

Until any of you yourselves actually start firing poop totally clean water from too furiously googling, believe whatever you want.

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give it a C- gjge

Anyways,
the condition known as malabsorption would rule woat SS's world, slowly causing macro-nutrient deficiency, muscle wasting, a host of other symptoms could potentially occur but just sticking to those above two to give you some factors that would lower the tdee over time.

goat SS would enjoy a high rate of food absorption therefore could maintain caloric deficit at a higher kcal number and there would be some leniency in post-food blood sugar spikes which is always a good thing.

Obviously, a complex system means there are some other factors such as the regulatory axis of leptin and ghrelin hormones, stress, rest etc. all of which are far more important than whether you ate exactly 2000.5429kcal or 2150kcal when it comes to your desired goals and long run tdee.

The lesson the likes of thremp and you need to remember is this -

SS what is your typical range of gut-influenced differences in TDEE? Take 2 pretty typical males, say 180 lbs, 15-20% bodyfat. Are we talking like 2400 vs 2700 TDEE or 2k vs 3k or what? (assume same everything else including NEAT)

300 calories for a total range I can buy, 1k calories and I'd say you've fallen to the crazies.