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03-28-2014 , 08:51 AM
pummi,
please stop saying "ur", "u" and other excessive/outdated internet slang words. I might have to fly over and casually



you.
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03-28-2014 , 09:00 AM
I don't always use Tinder to hook up when I travel.

*insert cleavage shot here*

But when I do I bite & scratch the **** out of you.
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03-28-2014 , 09:11 AM
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BTM,
tinder pics are way hotter than the earlier pics you posted. Solid work all around.
Interesting. I didn't think so but errbodies tastes are different.

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
I don't always use Tinder to hook up when I travel.

*insert cleavage shot here*

But when I do I bite & scratch the **** out of you.
Yeah lol. Also reminds me: When she was telling me about things she likes she said "basically just everything in 50 shades. choking, biting, slapping. I want the red room." I had no idea what that was and still haven't looked it up. I'm a little scared.
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03-28-2014 , 09:24 AM
Quick google says it's the "red room of pain". Heh. I wouldn't visit her in CA.
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03-28-2014 , 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Soulman
pummi,
please stop saying "ur", "u" and other excessive/outdated internet slang words. I might have to fly over and casually
French on French violence
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03-28-2014 , 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Pummi81
downtown,

Would you mind fllying over and trim the top part for me?
I can BBQ/smoke you some ribs.
And AYCD fancy-lad beer to go with it.
I'll listen to your PLOKJesus stories.
I'll even share all german jokes I know.
Deal?
usd 40k
no touching partial or full nudity or watching you bang other midgets or any weird **** like that.
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03-28-2014 , 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Soulman
Quick google says it's the "red room of pain". Heh. I wouldn't visit her in CA.
Ah, yes. That's what she said actually. My blood was not flowing correctly to my brain at the time she said it.
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03-28-2014 , 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by BookToMarket
Yeah lol. Also reminds me: When she was telling me about things she likes she said "basically just everything in 50 shades. choking, biting, slapping. I want the red room." I had no idea what that was and still haven't looked it up. I'm a little scared.
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03-28-2014 , 09:41 AM
In Florida, Daytona beach. This place is cold! It's also a dump. WTF. Heading to ft laud in a few days hopefully that's nicer
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03-28-2014 , 09:43 AM
free bird where you at I wanna not even lift with you holla
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03-28-2014 , 09:43 AM
South Florida is pretty much always nice. Tell about the beauties there hi for me. They're probably missing me.
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03-28-2014 , 10:00 AM
Solid Descartes reference. I concur.
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03-28-2014 , 10:12 AM
Descartes was certainly ahead of his time!
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03-28-2014 , 10:26 AM
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free bird where you at I wanna not even lift with you holla
About 5 hours nw of there in the Middle of Nowhere, FL.
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03-28-2014 , 10:30 AM
Descartes was a homosexual

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- Albert Einstein
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03-28-2014 , 10:39 AM
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lol'd IRL. first fake dead person quote to get me in a while.
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03-28-2014 , 10:55 AM
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Tried on my new bike clothes last night, and the wife had a good giggle. I might cancel the spring cut and just wear the bike clothes all the time. Spandex ftw.
So the best shorts for biking are "bib" shorts, but they looking ****ing ridiculous with the jersey off, like a wrestling singlet. In the summer when I get home I usually take the jersey off right away and my wife will walk into the room, burst out laughing, and assume her best wrestling pose.
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03-28-2014 , 11:03 AM
How often does that lead to sexytime?
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03-28-2014 , 11:09 AM
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How often does that lead to sexytime?
LOL as if my equipment still works after a million miles on the bike.

Also we have a kid who is like ALWAYS THERE, so hard to score with him around. Here's $20, go play in the woods kid.
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03-28-2014 , 11:18 AM
She def wants you to pin her down when she assumes the wresting position & possibly to take her to the red room. Straight up biology.

Bummer about the child tho, he'd probably learn to make himself scarce if he walked in on you two in the act a couple times I recon.*

*ianad
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03-28-2014 , 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Soulman
pummi,
please stop saying "ur", "u" and other excessive/outdated internet slang words. I might have to fly over and casually


you.
Wot r u now m8, a spellin' popo?

#tolateaxeincarplane

TBF, I have to admit that I keep forgetting that I'm not in high school anymore.

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Originally Posted by downtown
usd 40k
no touching partial or full nudity or watching you bang other midgets or any weird **** like that.
I'm gonna need a receipt for tax-deduction purposes.
Stars transfer ok?
Do I send a private jet?

Re:midget banging and other weird ****
I can't make promises for all and any weirdnesses but I did change my Tinder search criteria from <4'3" to >6'3", for the time being.

DD,

A++

Last edited by Pummi81; 03-28-2014 at 11:44 AM.
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03-28-2014 , 11:28 AM
Soulman can't watch or he has to pay extra.
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03-28-2014 , 12:21 PM
BTM,

Thanks for clarifying. I think you're actually underrating her. Also have a hard time believing that dam tadders is better on looks alone. However, I will defer to your extensive knowledge on the matter.
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03-28-2014 , 01:47 PM
Anyone wanna join a fantasy baseball league? I've been running it for years.

We need more teams.

It's yahoo/free/roto

We may have keepers (for the first time) next year, too.

Please post interest in here or pm me.
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03-28-2014 , 02:01 PM
Pretty heartened to learn I'm not the tiniest bro here
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