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03-28-2014 , 08:51 AM

#2851

Soulman

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 31,738

pummi,
please stop saying "ur", "u" and other excessive/outdated internet slang words. I might have to fly over and casually

you.

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03-28-2014 , 09:00 AM

#2852

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

I don't always use Tinder to hook up when I travel.

*insert cleavage shot here*

But when I do I bite & scratch the **** out of you.

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03-28-2014 , 09:11 AM

#2853

BookToMarket

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Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,957

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Originally Posted by Soulman

BTM,
tinder pics are way hotter than the earlier pics you posted. Solid work all around.

Interesting. I didn't think so but errbodies tastes are different.

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I don't always use Tinder to hook up when I travel.

*insert cleavage shot here*

But when I do I bite & scratch the **** out of you.

Yeah lol. Also reminds me: When she was telling me about things she likes she said "basically just everything in 50 shades. choking, biting, slapping. I want the red room." I had no idea what that was and still haven't looked it up. I'm a little scared.

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03-28-2014 , 09:24 AM

#2854

Soulman

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 31,738

Quick google says it's the "red room of pain". Heh. I wouldn't visit her in CA.

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03-28-2014 , 09:28 AM

#2855

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

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Originally Posted by Soulman

pummi,
please stop saying "ur", "u" and other excessive/outdated internet slang words. I might have to fly over and casually

French on French violence

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03-28-2014 , 09:30 AM

#2856

downtown

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Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

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Originally Posted by Pummi81

downtown,

Would you mind fllying over and trim the top part for me?
I can BBQ/smoke you some ribs.
And AYCD fancy-lad beer to go with it.
I'll listen to your PLOKJesus stories.
I'll even share all german jokes I know.
Deal?

usd 40k
no touching partial or full nudity or watching you bang other midgets or any weird **** like that.

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03-28-2014 , 09:31 AM

#2857

BookToMarket

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Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,957

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Originally Posted by Soulman

Quick google says it's the "red room of pain". Heh. I wouldn't visit her in CA.

Ah, yes. That's what she said actually. My blood was not flowing correctly to my brain at the time she said it.

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03-28-2014 , 09:33 AM

#2858

DeroDeniro

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1,273

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Originally Posted by BookToMarket

Spoiler:

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03-28-2014 , 09:41 AM

#2859

KhalynYohrk

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,720

In Florida, Daytona beach. This place is cold! It's also a dump. WTF. Heading to ft laud in a few days hopefully that's nicer

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03-28-2014 , 09:43 AM

#2860

KhalynYohrk

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,720

free bird where you at I wanna not even lift with you holla

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03-28-2014 , 09:43 AM

#2861

DeroDeniro

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1,273

South Florida is pretty much always nice. Tell about the beauties there hi for me. They're probably missing me.

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03-28-2014 , 10:00 AM

#2862

The Yugoslavian

STTF HUC II Winner

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 25,216

Solid Descartes reference. I concur.

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03-28-2014 , 10:12 AM

#2863

Soulman

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Descartes was certainly ahead of his time!

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03-28-2014 , 10:26 AM

#2864

fredd-bird

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

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Originally Posted by KhalynYohrk

free bird where you at I wanna not even lift with you holla

About 5 hours nw of there in the Middle of Nowhere, FL.

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03-28-2014 , 10:30 AM

#2865

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Descartes was a homosexual

Spoiler:

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03-28-2014 , 10:39 AM

#2866

nuggetz87

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Originally Posted by DeroDeniro

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lol'd IRL. first fake dead person quote to get me in a while.

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03-28-2014 , 10:55 AM

#2867

RustyBrooks

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 24,647

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Originally Posted by Loden Pants

Tried on my new bike clothes last night, and the wife had a good giggle. I might cancel the spring cut and just wear the bike clothes all the time. Spandex ftw.

So the best shorts for biking are "bib" shorts, but they looking ****ing ridiculous with the jersey off, like a wrestling singlet. In the summer when I get home I usually take the jersey off right away and my wife will walk into the room, burst out laughing, and assume her best wrestling pose.

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03-28-2014 , 11:03 AM

#2868

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

How often does that lead to sexytime?

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03-28-2014 , 11:09 AM

#2869

RustyBrooks

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 24,647

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

How often does that lead to sexytime?

LOL as if my equipment still works after a million miles on the bike.

Also we have a kid who is like ALWAYS THERE, so hard to score with him around. Here's $20, go play in the woods kid.

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03-28-2014 , 11:18 AM

#2870

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

She def wants you to pin her down when she assumes the wresting position & possibly to take her to the red room. Straight up biology.

Bummer about the child tho, he'd probably learn to make himself scarce if he walked in on you two in the act a couple times I recon.*

*ianad

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03-28-2014 , 11:26 AM

#2871

Pummi81

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 6,787

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Originally Posted by Soulman

pummi,
please stop saying "ur", "u" and other excessive/outdated internet slang words. I might have to fly over and casually

you.

Wot r u now m8, a spellin' popo?

#tolateaxeincarplane

TBF, I have to admit that I keep forgetting that I'm not in high school anymore.

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Originally Posted by downtown

usd 40k
no touching partial or full nudity or watching you bang other midgets or any weird **** like that.

I'm gonna need a receipt for tax-deduction purposes.
Stars transfer ok?
Do I send a private jet?

Re:midget banging and other weird ****
I can't make promises for all and any weirdnesses but I did change my Tinder search criteria from <4'3" to >6'3", for the time being.

DD,

A++

Last edited by Pummi81; 03-28-2014 at 11:44 AM.

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03-28-2014 , 11:28 AM

#2872

downtown

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Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

Soulman can't watch or he has to pay extra.

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03-28-2014 , 12:21 PM

#2873

Melkerson

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,483

BTM,

Thanks for clarifying. I think you're actually underrating her. Also have a hard time believing that dam tadders is better on looks alone. However, I will defer to your extensive knowledge on the matter.

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03-28-2014 , 01:47 PM

#2874

aura

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 10,048

Anyone wanna join a fantasy baseball league? I've been running it for years.

We need more teams.

It's yahoo/free/roto

We may have keepers (for the first time) next year, too.

Please post interest in here or pm me.