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04-17-2014 , 10:49 AM
Mr N 82 seems like quite the business man. I remember thepokerdb. Did he sell it for a bunch of $?
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04-17-2014 , 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Montecore
So, we just got a questioned about potentially auditing a firm in Ukraine. Our business development guy is trying to figure out a way that he could guilt/weasel one of us into going, but I don't think it's going to work. I'm sure not ****ing going.
As well as being a huge expert on India, I also am an even huger expert on Ukraine b/c I talk with people who actually live there every day.

What part of Ukraine is the company? If it is anywhere in Eastern UA then don't send anyone imo. If Western, meh, might as well go although I'm sure you will get deathly sick like you do in all 3rd world countries.

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Originally Posted by Doug Funnie II
Thanks FB, will put together an order today. Probably all larges, that way I'll be forced to grow into them.
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#neverforgoet #hudgetinybro4life #getbig
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04-17-2014 , 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Soulman
Mr N 82 seems like quite the business man. I remember thepokerdb. Did he sell it for a bunch of $?
Very cool. Smart guy!
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04-17-2014 , 11:09 AM
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04-17-2014 , 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by The Yugoslavian
As well as being a huge expert on India, I also am an even huger expert on Ukraine b/c I talk with people who actually live there every day.

What part of Ukraine is the company? If it is anywhere in Eastern UA then don't send anyone imo. If Western, meh, might as well go although I'm sure you will get deathly sick like you do in all 3rd world countries.
It's in Kiev. No one in the office wants to go, so it's a non-starter it seems like, but it just seemed like a ridiculous request to me.
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04-17-2014 , 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Montecore
It's in Kiev. No one in the office wants to go, so it's a non-starter it seems like, but it just seemed like a ridiculous request to me.
Ask for hazard pay? Or is that already factored in your compensation due to living in Indiana?
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04-17-2014 , 11:19 AM
Monte,

I'm sure you can audit the company from USA#1. It's in Corruptistan Ukraine. Come on now.


Yugo,

why do you talk to people in Ukraine every day? Are you a communist/fascist rebel?
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04-17-2014 , 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Montecore
It's in Kiev. No one in the office wants to go, so it's a non-starter it seems like, but it just seemed like a ridiculous request to me.
Doesn't really seem that ridiculous although they could wait a couple of weeks. Kiev was dicey a couple/few months ago for a week or two but from everything I understand it is no less or more safe than it was before then.

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Originally Posted by Soulman
Yugo,

why do you talk to people in Ukraine every day? Are you a communist/fascist rebel?
I probably am but the main reason is that they are essentially my coworkers. Our entire programming/testing/design team is in a city in Western Ukraine. All of the political turmoil has had exactly 0 impact so far on what we do. I'd have no idea anything was even going on if my only source of information of Ukraine was based on how things are going work-wise over there.
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04-17-2014 , 11:33 AM
Yugo no jopke, since you talked about looking for a house... I'd rent for a year and not buy a new place if my main source of income were dependent on Ukranian wage slaves coworkers. Even Western Ukraine. Be safe.
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04-17-2014 , 11:40 AM
Yugo,
ah right. Didn't know you worked with developer slaves. Ukraine does seem to get more popular on that front since Estonia, Poland et al have gotten pricier (how dare they?). Without politarding too much I would say there is definitely a non-zero chance of an actual civil war breaking out. Putin be crazy yo. Be work safe.
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04-17-2014 , 12:34 PM
DT - seriously, our business is not affected at all by what's going on there. Only in a worst case scenario. But the worst case scenario is basically WWIII and under that circumstance I'd say none of us should think about buying a house right now.

SM - agreed on civil war. But, like I alluded to above, Putin is not going to roll into Western Ukraine without starting WWIII. There may be fighting in Eastern Ukraine but our development team won't be directly affected. Also, they can always just move their office to Poland or we can start working with a different team (that would not be good for our business but is possible under WWIII scenario maybe).
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04-17-2014 , 01:01 PM
Yugo, I stand corrected. Are you guys taking investors?
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04-17-2014 , 01:06 PM
Can't wait to buy downtown's large hookgrip at a discount because he'll never fit them.
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04-17-2014 , 01:18 PM
D'angelos claims the following is 1683 calories: 51 fat, 164 carbs, 142 protein

Lol, right?

Last edited by Doug Funnie II; 04-17-2014 at 01:19 PM. Reason: only $8.50 though, go USA
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04-17-2014 , 01:24 PM
1680 for both or for one?
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04-17-2014 , 01:29 PM
Both combined. Chicken, cheese, pickles, cucumbers, tomatoes, grilled onions, lettuce, mustard. Right around a foot each.
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04-17-2014 , 01:32 PM
Seems about right to me with mustard. Slap mayo on those and it would probably be 2000+.
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04-17-2014 , 01:41 PM
Certainly more...? Maybe not actually meh.
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04-17-2014 , 01:43 PM
Aren't the hoagie rolls alone probably like 7-800 calories combined? I'm terrible at this sort of thing, but I guess 1700 is quasi-reasonable?
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04-17-2014 , 01:43 PM
Damn. Warming up for a squat workout and just realized I am wearing normal boxers. 100% chance of rippAge occurring. And I liked these boxers a lot too. Bummer. Still the show must go on.
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04-17-2014 , 01:45 PM
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Damn. Warming up for a squat workout and just realized I am wearing normal boxers. 100% chance of rippAge occurring. And I liked these boxers a lot too. Bummer. Still the show must go on.
You are not required to wear underwear.
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04-17-2014 , 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by The Yugoslavian
Doesn't really seem that ridiculous although they could wait a couple of weeks. Kiev was dicey a couple/few months ago for a week or two but from everything I understand it is no less or more safe than it was before then.
If they wait a couple weeks it could be Russia by then
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04-17-2014 , 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by The Yugoslavian
DT - seriously, our business is not affected at all by what's going on there. Only in a worst case scenario. But the worst case scenario is basically WWIII and under that circumstance I'd say none of us should think about buying a house right now.
This is wrong. If you know WWIII is coming max out all your credit lines and plow all your hookers and snort all your blow.
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04-17-2014 , 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by downtown
Yugo, I stand corrected. Are you guys taking investors?
No, actually, we are not.



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Originally Posted by Doug Funnie II
D'angelos claims the following is 1683 calories: 51 fat, 164 carbs, 142 protein

Lol, right?
I guess lol? I dno, that seems reasonable to me tbh. Perhaps 6-8oz. of meat, two largish breads, and 3-4 slices of cheese. 1700 seems fine.
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04-17-2014 , 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
If they wait a couple weeks it could be Russia by then
Eastern UA maybe, Western? Not a chance.

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
This is wrong. If you know WWIII is coming max out all your credit lines and plow all your hookers and snort all your blow.
Yeah, that is actually a much better line. We should all be doing this obv.

Btw, Putin seems confirmed insane at this point. He probably has like 6 months to live or some weird ** b/c he's def going full ******.
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