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09-03-2014 , 01:24 PM

#126

BookToMarket

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Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,957

I find it insane to just go "lel @ her pullups" the end. She's pretty much the nut-high female athlete. Just because she kips means nothing. I'm sure she can do way more pullups than anyone here, busto included. She definitely squats more than you. There's a video on her ig of her hitting like 325x2 or something.

/cfhatredrant

09-03-2014 , 01:27 PM

#127

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,386

I was more leling at crossfit, which is absolutely what got your vagina sandy. Whether or not some chick on the juice can lift more weight than I can doesn't affect my ability to realize that kipping is dumb.

09-03-2014 , 01:28 PM

#128

PayoffWiz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,784

Monte, you really crossed the line speaking about #banbtm's #wcw like that. How dare you?

09-03-2014 , 01:31 PM

#129

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,386

I had to google #wcw; I am even more officially an old

09-03-2014 , 01:46 PM

#130

RustyBrooks

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One way or another, I'll have a job by the end of the day.

09-03-2014 , 01:47 PM

#131

Doug Funnie II

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BookToMarket

I'm sure she can do way more pullups than anyone here, busto included.

In trying to find video evidence to prove how ridiculous this statement was I came across this video:

Piece of **** mother****ing Dave ********** Castro does 18 legit chins with a 25 lb dumbell between his feet. This is unacceptable. 12/31/2014 goal acquired.

09-03-2014 , 01:48 PM

#132

loco

The First Golden

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 15,046

Quote:

Originally Posted by BookToMarket

Wat. There is no way that girl can do 26 clean realb pull-ups. I will chop off my pinkie if she can.

Last edited by loco; 09-03-2014 at 01:49 PM. Reason: Oops, slow pony

09-03-2014 , 02:05 PM

#133

PayoffWiz

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,784

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Funnie II

You want to feel better about yourself? Google David Castro deadlift.

09-03-2014 , 02:22 PM

#134

potato

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,573

CTB pullups or GTFO.

That Castro deadlift video is the best

09-03-2014 , 02:24 PM

#135

fredd-bird

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I'd be surprised if Doug hasn't seen the DL video. In fact, I bet he's seen it and that's why he's so crushed after seeing those chinups

09-03-2014 , 02:24 PM

#136

Doug Funnie II

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PayoffWiz

You want to feel better about yourself? Google David Castro deadlift.

Is that the one where he does a Crossfit Total with Lipson and Khalipa? IIRC Dave Lipson beasts in that video.

But yeah, Castro doesn't have fantastic deadlift technique.

09-03-2014 , 02:30 PM

#137

downtown

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Whoa I go eat a hot dog or two and everyone is mad about Crossfit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RustyBrooks

One way or another, I'll have a job by the end of the day.

Is the other G4P? Uhh, I mean, congrats!

09-03-2014 , 02:39 PM

#138

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,386

Let us know how it goes, Rusty!

09-03-2014 , 02:42 PM

#139

PayoffWiz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,784

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Funnie II

Is that the one where he does a Crossfit Total with Lipson and Khalipa? IIRC Dave Lipson beasts in that video.

But yeah, Castro doesn't have fantastic deadlift technique.

That's the one. Lipson does beast it but his squats are a hair high.

Every one of Castro's lifts in that video are cringe-worthy, but none more so than the 23 second deadlift fail.

09-03-2014 , 02:54 PM

#140

RustyBrooks

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Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

Is the other G4P? Uhh, I mean, congrats!

Oh, they're both g4p. I didn't really even look beyond my strengths.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Montecore

Let us know how it goes, Rusty!

I have one offer already, waiting on another, which should be forthcoming.

09-03-2014 , 03:13 PM

#141

CrunchyBlack

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That Camille broad is legit gross. Would not

09-03-2014 , 03:19 PM

#142

BookToMarket

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CrunchyBlack

That Camille broad is legit gross. Would not

I don't think she's hot but she has a vg face. her legs have elephantitis but i still wood.

09-03-2014 , 04:22 PM

#143

Soulman

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CrunchyBlack

That Camille broad is legit gross. Would not

Yeah, totally gross.

Spoiler:

09-03-2014 , 04:30 PM

#144

downtown

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Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

Looked up Camille's face picz.

PM'd crash to send some Russian River a fedora post haste.

Received and donned fedora.

Started uncontrollably tipping fedora rapidly and saying m'lady, opening doors from 10000m+ just in case Camille should happen to be in the area and also need to get into this Applebees.

09-03-2014 , 04:40 PM

#145

The Brickie

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She has dat sexy french canadian accent.

09-03-2014 , 04:42 PM

#146

BustoRhymes

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

DT,

How invested are you in your current career? I think I could get you a good gig writing jokes for a solid B-list comedian. No benefits, but pays well. You can work from his basement.