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**Fitbruary LC Thread: A primer on Injury prevention, K.** **Fitbruary LC Thread: A primer on Injury prevention, K.**

03-01-2015 , 01:45 AM
Monte: your betaness amazes me. There is zero chance I would have responded that way. My take:

Him: You using that bench, young buck?

Me: Yup.

Him<gestures to my phone>: Is that a new kind of exercise?

Me: Yes.

Him: Gym's a place for exercising your BODY, not a place for exercising your MIND!

Me: Thanks for the tip.

I put my earbud back in and assume the conversation is over; approximately five seconds later:

Him: You using that bench, young buck?

Me: Still yes.

And then I look back down. 5 seconds later:

Him: You using that bench young buck?

Me:

Spoiler:


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Originally Posted by kidcolin
That's the best thing I've ever seen.
holy **** yes. I agree lolol.
03-01-2015 , 01:49 AM
Was obviously a high end foreigner owned gym. Full set of quality machines. Two squat racks. Two benches. Dumbbells up to 110lbs. All the cardio machines. Three boxing rings and a million hanging heavy bags. Looks like they promote a lot to whities who want to have a muay Thai holiday.
03-01-2015 , 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by 00Snitch
whities who want to have a muay Thai holiday.
Well, you are at least 50% of their target demo so no wonder it worked, .
03-01-2015 , 03:39 AM
Cha @ Twolves vid is A+
03-01-2015 , 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyFondue
Lol Redding moment of the day:

An older guy was mentioning about how his daughter had up and moved to Texas recently. Another older guy cracked a joke asking if she had logged onto that 'Farmers Only Dating Site' and found a new boyfriend. With no sense of irony he sighed and defeatedly replied, "No, I wish."
Ow muay Gouda

So so good
03-01-2015 , 11:15 AM
I don't get the "Farmer's Only" joke. Is the joke that the daughter is a lesbian?
03-01-2015 , 11:52 AM
Well guys, that sure was an exciting end to the nordic skiing world championships! Final score:
- Norway 11 gold medals
- Rest of the world 10 gold medals

I hope everyone enjoyed it as much as we did, some amazing athleticism!
03-01-2015 , 12:02 PM
USA#.....oh wait, .

Broway#1?! Rigged.
03-01-2015 , 12:09 PM
Well team USA did get a silver and a bronze, and in the same event nonetheless. Not bad!
03-01-2015 , 02:15 PM
Let me guess, no one else came except norway but you issued some non-norway golds just to make it look more legit. AKA socialism.
03-01-2015 , 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by RustyBrooks
Let me guess, no one else came except norway but you issued some non-norway golds just to make it look more legit. AKA socialism.
Nobody else came but everyone was invited

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Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer
Spoiler:
Swengen is great, but Wild Bill was the only antihero on the show.... Swengen was just a classic fun evil guy.
Deadwood

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Love Swearengen, but I don't really think of him as a hero or a villain or an anti-hero. He's like The Dude in The Big Lebowski -
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sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude
03-01-2015 , 02:54 PM
If I remember correctly from the Winter Olympics there was one Norwegian "female" (If you saw her you would understand the reason for the quotes) who won multiple events and was responsible for most of their cross country skiing gold medals. I am guessing it is the same thing here, with very likely the same "woman".
03-01-2015 , 03:13 PM
I'm so hard right now

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Marit Bjørgen is a Norwegian cross-country skier and six times Olympic champion from Midtre Gauldal, Norway. She is ranked first in the all-time Cross-Country World Cup rankings with seventy-two individual victories. Bjørgen is also the most successful sprinter in Cross-Country World Cup history, with twenty-eight victories. One of her most notable achievements was becoming the most successful athlete at the 2010 Winter Olympics by winning five medals, including three gold medals. She also won three gold medals at the 2014 Winter Olympics. With her 2014 medals, she became, alongside Raisa Smetanina and Stefania Belmondo, the most medaled female Winter Olympian.

03-01-2015 , 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
I'm so hard right now

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Marit Bjørgen is a Norwegian cross-country skier and six times Olympic champion from Midtre Gauldal, Norway. She is ranked first in the all-time Cross-Country World Cup rankings with seventy-two individual victories. Bjørgen is also the most successful sprinter in Cross-Country World Cup history, with twenty-eight victories. One of her most notable achievements was becoming the most successful athlete at the 2010 Winter Olympics by winning five medals, including three gold medals. She also won three gold medals at the 2014 Winter Olympics. With her 2014 medals, she became, alongside Raisa Smetanina and Stefania Belmondo, the most medaled female Winter Olympian.

maybe her goal isnt to make you hard, maybe her goal is to accomplish all those amazing things above
03-01-2015 , 03:19 PM
Pretty sure her goal is to get BTM hard. Pretty sure it worked.
03-01-2015 , 03:20 PM
You talk like those two things are mutually exclusive
03-01-2015 , 03:55 PM
it's all ripples in the higgs field, you guys.
03-01-2015 , 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by bdiddy131313
maybe her goal isnt to make you hard, maybe her goal is to accomplish all those amazing things above
I have no problem with her making whatever choices she made to excel in her sport. My problem is that I am supposed to accept that a genetically female human being can look like that (and she is not even pumped or anything, that is her everyday look) without PEDs.

Of course this leads to a bigger condemnation of pretty much all professional sports, where we are supposed to accept athletes we know are on tons of **** are clean because they pass whatever testing their sports require; and we are supposed to condemn the ones that get caught and treat them like pariahs.

I don't even blame the athletes. I am sure they are extremely upset they have to play their parts in this farce to be competitive in their chosen profession.

Last edited by ano12345; 03-01-2015 at 04:31 PM.
03-01-2015 , 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Quick_Ben
I have no problem with her making whatever choices she made to excel in her sport. My problem is that I am supposed to accept that a genetically female human being can look like that (and she is not even pumped or anything, that is her everyday look) without PEDs.



Of course this leads to a bigger condemnation of pretty much all sports, where we are supposed to accept athletes we know are on tons of **** are clean because they pass whatever testing their sports require; and we are supposed to condemn the ones that get caught and treat them like pariahs.

Yeah its quite silly all athletes are going to do whatever it takes to excel in their chosen sport drug testing all them is a waste of time.
03-01-2015 , 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Montecore
Pretty sure her goal is to get BTM hard. Pretty sure it worked.
I wish. I threw up all of the Vanilla Caramel Fudge that I didn't buy.

Evo put a nice pic in my log that I very much approve of, though.
03-01-2015 , 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Quick_Ben
If I remember correctly from the Winter Olympics there was one Norwegian "female" (If you saw her you would understand the reason for the quotes) who won multiple events and was responsible for most of their cross country skiing gold medals. I am guessing it is the same thing here, with very likely the same "woman".
Confirmed:
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Except she lost two of the races to the troll on the left and only got one gold (except the relay).




Gross.
03-01-2015 , 06:28 PM
If athletes are getting paid money to play a sport then they better be taking the best drugs possible to be the best.
03-01-2015 , 06:34 PM
I have a very hard time believing Marit B is el naturolo, even though the skiers are tested more than most athletes. However, this is a faiiirly recent development, 6-7 years ago - and she's been strong as an ox for quite a while. In 2005 she said that she did 170 kg/375 lbs squats. I assume they're half squats, but still.
03-01-2015 , 07:20 PM
Just made and had this with the creme anglaise. All the guests loved it to death, can't see a choc souffle recipe being better. 4g of salt instead of 7, 7 is definitely very salty. A berry coulis is very much necessary imo, didn't make one this time around. http://www.chefsteps.com/activities/...colate-souffle

Sure to impress even though it's ridic easy.

03-01-2015 , 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by bdiddy131313
maybe her goal isnt to make you hard, maybe her goal is to accomplish all those amazing things above


Quote:
Originally Posted by bdiddy131313
Yeah its quite silly all athletes are going to do whatever it takes to excel in their chosen sport drug testing all them is a waste of time.

Please be a real person. A real hero.

      
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