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Faster than Ever: Loco runs a sub5 Mile Faster than Ever: Loco runs a sub5 Mile

03-03-2015 , 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Pummi81
You got raked.
This, but still great news. 20k > 0k!
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03-03-2015 , 04:42 PM
I am just messing around. I have the most annoying voice. Very nasally and I have a weird cadence on top. Definitely worse than loco or yugo.
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03-03-2015 , 08:41 PM
Not even a cheer or a sound of relief? Come on
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03-03-2015 , 08:55 PM
Happy for you loco.

But.

Pretty disappointed the bag didn't contain at least a kilo of Mexican brown dope.

Loco opens the bag.

Blue lights flash behind him.

Cops bust him for possession. They seize the "drug money."

All caught on loco's potato cam.
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03-06-2015 , 05:40 PM
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03-06-2015 , 06:10 PM
Well that's better than losing it all. Still kind of weird. If you're going to take 5k why not take all of it. The penalty would be the same if ever caught I would think.
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03-07-2015 , 06:07 AM
Yea but the perp probably reckons the chance of him getting reported in the first place is lower if the victim finds the bulk of the money still there. This includes the off chance the victim doesnt even realize some of it is missing.
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03-08-2015 , 03:34 PM
Congrats! Really surprised you got any of it back. Getting most of it back is a huge win imo.

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03-26-2015 , 10:59 PM


agree/disagree? I think they should probably add 2-3% to each of these and it's about right.
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03-27-2015 , 12:20 AM
Damn. So I am at least 20%? 23 according to Evo? Lame. Also, how did the guys junk get smaller when he lost BF? Does higher bf make your dick or balls bigger? I would guess it would be the opposite cause the fat pad would take some length off your dick.
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03-27-2015 , 02:38 AM
srsly, the 30% guy is ****ing hung wtf. But then it goes back down at 35%?
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03-27-2015 , 09:24 AM
shriveled, limp, semi-flaccid, tucked in, raging boner, blue balls, refractory. The diagram covers all the states.
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03-27-2015 , 09:35 AM
Came here hoping to find a discussion about semi flaccid peens, got disappointed
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03-27-2015 , 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Evoken


agree/disagree? I think they should probably add 2-3% to each of these and it's about right.
doesn't seem to take head fat into account.
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03-27-2015 , 04:02 PM
Sorry guys I don't bodyfat analysis of caricatures.
Human noodz or gtfo.
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03-27-2015 , 04:23 PM
How much bf does a roid gut add?
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03-27-2015 , 04:32 PM
Sorry no one would ever believe you were asking for a friend
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04-27-2015 , 09:05 PM
Had a solid workout today. Did some light deadlifts. Then worked up to an easy 245 squat. And then hit a super easy paused front squat at 195.

And then I hit a 165x2 press at 163lb bodyweight.

Its comeback time!! As my boy Russell Wilson said, "Every setback has a major comeback." I don't know why they didn't just run the ball. That was over a 30 dime swing for me.

But I am having success running a PR Table. If you want to know more about this, just google John Phung and PR Table.

It's obviously not optimal strength training, but wow its a lot of fun for me. I get to hit a PR every workout!! And its great because I just pick whatever exercise and reps I want to hit. For an old man like myself, this is just awesome. Sometimes a heavy front squat is there for me. Sometimes just gotta upperbody and go light on lower. Loving it. The lowback pain is always there, but its always just 3/10. I just say fack it, and squat anyways. It hasn't gotten worse.

I went hiking in Boquete, Panama looking for this badboy


Did not find him, should have spent a bit extra and gotten a guide.

I did find this creeper as I was sipping on a cup of geisha coffee (panama has some of he best coffee in the world).

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated, look at the pecs bulging out. This little guy named blue meets you at the trailhead and actually guides you up the trail. We stopped at the cloud forest and turned around though




He is a creeper though because he was also guiding two girls from Holland who disappeared on that same trail. Later a foot in a boot was found. And a hip was found in another location. Happened exactly a year ago, its a great mystery. Just google boquete + blue + Holland girls and you will find endless chatter.

It's stunning up there and beer is $1. Euros love it.



The geisha coffee from Esmeralda has won best coffee awards like 5 out of the last 7 years. I tried the same variety but a different grower (Café Ruiz) and it was pretty good. But very freaky, its very smooth floral and tastes like tea. Mind was blown.

We were lazy though, you can start the hike for the volcano at midnight and you will get to the top at 6am. And you can catch views of both the Pacific Ocean and the carribbean from the mountaintop. Oh well, next time.
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04-27-2015 , 09:09 PM
Skinny. Bulk.

Not joking. You look thinner than Monte.

Nice TR. Excellent pics. Jealous of the coffee.

Also jealous of the 165x2 press. Insane PR. Only a year ago you barely hit that for 1.
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04-27-2015 , 09:22 PM
baggy pants. baggy tshirts. You're fooling no one. Either fat or ultra skinny fat.

that place looks sweet and is > lifting.
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04-27-2015 , 09:31 PM
What size is that shirt? If it is medium, yikes. You need to gain like 20 lbs
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04-27-2015 , 09:39 PM




Yeah most of my tops are medium. Can't gain weight though, it all goes to belly.

I am start logging again if the lifting keeps going well. If it doesn't go well, going to just cut to 155 and call it a life.

Should be able to hit these by this year

Bench 275
Press 175
Paused front squat 225

Going to write it down so I get to it. I have been doing paused work for lowerbody because I think it's the future for old man training. Intensity high but get to use lighter weights. Fack 275+ squats.
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04-27-2015 , 10:01 PM
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Yeah most of my tops are medium. Can't gain weight though, it all goes to belly.
I feel you, brother loco. Being a tinybro ain't easy.
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04-28-2015 , 04:20 AM
165 lbs press is pretty damn solid. Rip says you're advanced heading for elite! Hike looks sweet. Let me know when you're heading up the H&F guided tour of whatever beautiful South American country you're going to.

Just face it, you need to buy some size small tops. No worries, if I do it you can. Small old men unite.
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04-28-2015 , 03:37 PM
Looking good. Ignore the haters.
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