https://www.google.com/#q=how+long+does+one+joint+stay

for anyone who still cares. It's a common, common question I posed in this thread.

I just didn't realize that the H/F forums here were filled with a bunch of grown men who fantasize about becoming professional athletes. Grow up!

RRRRRRRAAAAAAWR! I HAD ENOUGH!!! I'MMA GO DO SOME SQUATS!!!! THEN SOME STEROIDS!!!! RAWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!!!

DUNK DAT BALL BABY!!!!

I still want to know why you aren't using crack and heroin. Half life's are way shorter because the agent they test for isn't fat soluble. Forgive my bros in this forum, most are so fat that they could test months later and still show all the THC. That's why they shake dicks. Smoking a glass dick is just a smarter choice.

At least you have some semblance of a clue as to what you're talking about.

+1

No reason to ban the OP but also no reason to keep feeding the troll either until he has a nice bowl to calm down first.

A+

I am not a grown-up, but a grown-up woman. And I don't want be a professional athlete.
And I am in Europe, which has a lot more liberal drug laws. And I do not demonize use of anything.

But OP Don't be dumb! Don't smoke, use, swallow or do something prohibited now. I mean, I know probably every advice given here makes you want to smoke more. Just out of spite.
But I mean ...jail....I mean....It is just plain dumb.

no way

No, you're 100% correct. Obviously. It's just that I was a regular smoker, pretty much daily, for quite some time. This is the first legitimate t-break that I've taken in forever and I know if I smoked just a few hits I would get legitimately stoned again, you know?

But yeah - It's crazy and almost like Russian roulette. I mean, I know it would be out of my system in 21 days but ...I'm not going to chance it.

Thanks

p.s. - I'm not a drug addict or anything, guys. It's marijuana. I don't use other drugs and I don't plan on using other drugs. I used to be a phenomenal athlete and loved playing sports but ...at some point you need to move on, you know? I had no interest in playing sports professionally (much to the dismay of parents, coaches, teachers pushing me to take advantage of natural talent + years of hard work).

Looooooooooooool

Don't even make me start in on you. Drinkin' Henny? Don't get even make me start...

So that's it then? You are not going to smoke tonight?

kid is clearly the one who has lacked the ability to grow up. He got addicted to drugs and stopped "exercising", it destroyed dem gainz and his so called "natural talent". He freaked out probably while high, did something stupid, hasn't learned anything and now wants to get away with doing something against the law.

It is ironic you tell guys who want to better themselves physically to "grow up" when you smoke weed, desparately want to even knowing it could land you in jail.

*slow clap*

im sorry you missed the action

Unless he started smoking cigarettes and weed when he was six (in another post he claimed to have a fifteen year habit of doing both), he's too old to be referred to as a "kid" (at least chronologically).

Plus there's a decent chance he still lives with his parents.

Also, this

needs to be Aidan's new undertitle, immediately.

make it happen, number four

ty all in the thread.
laughed a lot.

Federal Probation doesn't sound like a ****ing cake walk so I'll agree with that ****.

5/5, would read again.

Best thread of the year, so many brah basketball top lels were had. Actually legit lol'ed out loud several times.

ETA: then OP topped it all with blatant wascism, such top top.

Confirmed

Aidan troll account IMO.

Actually, dude - Federal Pretrial Services is worse than the probation. On probation I'm just basically having to touch base via phone now and then with the guy and take a piss test now and then.

Pretrial services wanted me to go to anger management, drug counseling, victim impact, etc. If my pretrial services officer wasn't a completely incompetent and lazy basketball fan I probably would have wound up in jail. As it was, I just kept blowing off everything he asked me to do and he just kept forgetting about it/giving up on it.

Again - I threw coffee on someone. To still be dealing with it 13 months later is kind of ridiculous when it was on my property and I had already asked this idiot to leave more than once.

Oh, it wasn't that blatant. I just think it's ridiculous for someone who spends their time watching the least strategic and intellectually stimulating sport to be standing up on proverbial pedestal like they're better than someone else because they smoke marijuana.

Half of the NBA is blazed out of their minds during the game anyway.

I don't side with IRS agents on most things anyway, no need to convince me what you did wasn't called for.