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04-25-2013 , 05:21 PM
DT - please pass through jdock for improvement/editing before posting for this type of post. he just has that special way with words that is really tops.
04-25-2013 , 05:33 PM
"this type of post"... I assume you are referring to jdock's expertise and vast experience writing about dicks.
04-25-2013 , 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by downtown
"this type of post"... I assume you are referring to jdock's expertise and vast experience writing about dicks.
lol
04-25-2013 , 06:27 PM
DT - yes, while I was trying to put things delicately, you have struck to the heart of the matter. Jdock is great at writing about dicks.
04-25-2013 , 07:25 PM
450kcal in happy hour beers ... expert dieter.
04-25-2013 , 07:48 PM
This is an amazing post: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=4894
04-25-2013 , 07:49 PM
I ain't readin all that ****
04-25-2013 , 07:54 PM
Didnt you recently complain about leaving a club alone after being finger-raped? You might learn something about the art of romance from YTF.
04-25-2013 , 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Country Roads
I ain't readin all that ****
Boy, no kidding. Publish that **** as an ebook, put it on amazon for 99 cents and rake in the dough though, imo.
04-25-2013 , 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Aidan
Didnt you recently complain about leaving a club alone after being finger-raped? You might learn something about the art of romance from YTF.
He did the finger raping iirc.

Anyway, I've only read the first couple messages and it sounds pretty good iyam. I could probably learn a little something from ytf too b/c I'd probably have not responded after she messaged me, "no offer of casual sex.....looking for more. :-)" in the very first message.
04-25-2013 , 08:25 PM
JfC what an abortion of a result. Too many words, started engaging logically as soon as baited (unintentionally), too many words, too many qualifications of himself. It was like reading how a blind fisherman might try to catch a guppy that's already on the hook.
04-25-2013 , 08:41 PM
Great read, but man, brutal third act. At first I was like dayum, YTF workin' dat charm! But by the end, I was like
04-25-2013 , 08:47 PM
I created an intermission about two messages in and dipped out. :yawn:
04-25-2013 , 08:50 PM
Started reading. Got bored very fast. Didn't bother to check for cliffs.
04-25-2013 , 08:53 PM
yeah, the really cringeworthy stuff is at the end
04-25-2013 , 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by downtown
I thought Koalas were friendly.
Common misconception.

Spoiler:


Same with wombats.

http://www.news.com.au/national-news...-1225850440975

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Bruce Kringle, aged in his 50s, who is waiting for his new house to be built, was set upon by the wombat which mauled his leg and then managed to pull him to the ground.

Kelly Smith, who works at the Flowerdale Hotel, said the wombat then jumped on Mr Kringle's chest and continued scratching him with its claws
04-25-2013 , 08:58 PM
ytf ****ed it up pretty bad, but she's not blameless imo. She lead him on by talking about getting so horny thinking about him she wanted to pull over to the side of the road to masturbate. Wtf did she expect?
04-25-2013 , 09:13 PM
Nice try, guys, but I still ain't readin it.
04-25-2013 , 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by KPowers
mang

I was hanging out with a girl I know and the discussion of height came up somehow and at one point I said "well, take me for example, if you could chose between me losing 20 lbs of fat or getting 2" taller what would you choose?"

Before I could even finish asking she said "two inches taller definitely."

=\

anyone got any good exercises that will make my legs longer?

5'10.5 btw
I'm 5'9", I feel that feel.

Girls def care more (in general) about height AINEC. It's so unfair that you tallbros have such an advantage in an area that we can't do anything about. I have to be way smarter/funnier/outgoing than basically any guy who is >6' (average looking) to be in the game. Some dorky 6'4" ******* comes in the scene and I may as well have a vagina.
Luckily most guys guys are huge pussies/annoying/not funny/low self-esteem and I can still compete (I'm like the muggsy bogues of pussy).

I really hope you hit that girl with a solid reply to what she said, btw.
04-25-2013 , 10:35 PM
I have to speak out for the ladies a bit here. My wife is 5'8" which is above average for a woman. It was in no way hard for her to find dudes taller than her (which she prefers) but lots of guys don't like girls who are even anywhere close to their height. I know girls taller than her that are pretty hot that have trouble finding dates because guys don't feel tall enough around them.

I once dated a girl the same height as me (6'0") and I thought it was fine. I think her husband might be shorter than her, but he seems like a good dude and OK with it. She does not seem to care. She occaisonally ribbed me about not being taller than her but we were young and immature.
04-25-2013 , 10:44 PM
It's been discussed ad nauseum in SL, consensus is that if you are sub 6 feet without amazing looks you are at a significant disadvantage to your taller brethren.
04-25-2013 , 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Country Roads
It's been discussed ad nauseum in SL, consensus is that if you are sub 6 feet without amazing looks you are at a significant disadvantage to your taller brethren.
I have no doubt. Just sayin that the tall girls have troubles too.
04-25-2013 , 10:49 PM
Bros ... subtle heels.
04-25-2013 , 11:09 PM
Brag: I'm over 6' tall
Variance: I'm shorter than my sister.
04-26-2013 , 01:21 AM
Yeah, I always thought I did ok on height. I'm around 6'... but the other day I realized I'm only slightly taller than my sister and both my younger brothers are way taller than me. What the f*ck. Rigged.

      
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