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04-25-2013 , 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by downtown
I think it would work every time the router was not a high-level ISP player or the like. I have a cousin (maybe 5'5" 165) who goes through life praying people will try to start something with him due to their (illusory) connectivity superiority.

He's the reigning no gi jiu-jitsu networking black belt world champion.
This joke is starting to get funny again. This may be the best one.
04-25-2013 , 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by downtown
More like ANZZZzzzzz day.

Jk, NZ really does seem like a cool place. I'd be interested in learning about all the Australian states, actually.
lol
04-25-2013 , 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Soulman
<obligatory remark about boring derail>
<obligatory responses mocking me>
Saves us all a lot of time bro, .

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Originally Posted by kidcolin
We got a collaboration area here at work. Lots of snacks. People be nonstop snacking on nuts, trail mix, and pretzels. Not me tho. Everyone getting crazy fat. It's visible. I see young hopeful new hires from a couple years ago fat as duck now. Same happened to me. Sad man.
Find an audio track of pig noises. Set that 'ish up not at your desk but near the snacking area. Put it on random timer.

Everyone wins.

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Originally Posted by Country Roads
i think i screwed up

my cgbp max is not too far off from my flat bench max. i tried flat benching for the first time in a year, i don't think incline db benching translates will into flat bench.

just my 2cc's
I blame the injections.

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Originally Posted by downtown
More like ANZZZzzzzz day.
More like strait ZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz day imo.

Jk, but DT done stole my joke, .

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Originally Posted by Evoken
My wrist has been hurting for about 4 weeks now. It's not super severe, but lately I've found myself to be thinking things aren't severe and them actually being very severe. It hurts at the top part of the wrist. If I sort of pull my hand away from the forearm or shake hands firmly with anyone it hurts. It hurts a lot on single arm db rows or picking things up in that manner, It hurts more OHPing than cgbping, and hurts a mostly unnoticeable amount on pullups or reverse grip bench. What should I do besides ice/nsaids/taping? I haven't done any pressing movements on it since last Friday.
Do you even SMR your forearms bro?

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Originally Posted by JohnnyFondue
I love sammiches, I'm getting back into a solid rhythm of making my own. I'm a little outta practice but I'm gettin there. Here was my dinner just now:



9 grain bread, mayo, fancy mustard, peppered rost beef with fresh tomatoes and english cucumber.
. This is a great post.

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Originally Posted by JohnnyFondue
I think this is going to be my new pre-bed routine.

Pour a glass of whisky and enjoy it over the course of an hour. Put on sports news in the background. Work on my novel until I'm tired.

If I keep this up 4-5 nights a week I could have a legit chance at finishing my book this year.

Gonna sell it for $0.99 in the kindle store imo
This post is aids. More posts of delicious looking sandwiches. or better yet, more vids of awesome lolz. C'mon man, how much longer do you want me to continue watching such classics as Hot in the Country, that Tequila spot, My Morning Routine, and Jump?!?

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Originally Posted by Evoken
elite
No, the elite part of that post was the second chick. God damn.
04-25-2013 , 10:21 AM
Ahh DT is here. Yesterday a friend of a friend came over and told me that whey makes people fat. I laughed at him and pointed out that he's wrong because no single food makes someone fat in a vacuum like that and it's not that simple. He flippantly brushed off my logic and recommended I try Body by Vi. I almost punched him but decided to laugh at him again instead. I dunno, just the first time someone had mentioned Body by Vi to me and iirc you used to lol at those people.
04-25-2013 , 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by fredd-bird
Ahh DT is here. Yesterday a friend of a friend came over and told me that whey makes people fat. I laughed at him and pointed out that he's wrong because no single food makes someone fat in a vacuum like that and it's not that simple. He flippantly brushed off my logic and recommended I try Body by Vi. I almost punched him but decided to laugh at him again instead. I dunno, just the first time someone had mentioned Body by Vi to me and iirc you used to lol at those people.
04-25-2013 , 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Evoken
My wrist has been hurting for about 4 weeks now. It's not super severe, but lately I've found myself to be thinking things aren't severe and them actually being very severe. It hurts at the top part of the wrist. If I sort of pull my hand away from the forearm or shake hands firmly with anyone it hurts. It hurts a lot on single arm db rows or picking things up in that manner, It hurts more OHPing than cgbping, and hurts a mostly unnoticeable amount on pullups or reverse grip bench. What should I do besides ice/nsaids/taping? I haven't done any pressing movements on it since last Friday.
http://www.triggerpoints.net/forearm-and-hand.htm

Check all the dorsal hand and wrist links. Wrist problems take a while to get rid of. I had to stop any lifting that bent my wrist back (especially OHP & push press), and stopped gripping stuff hard for a long time, as well as do a lot of SMR on the forearms, upper back & neck to get mine to go away.
04-25-2013 , 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by fredd-bird
Ahh DT is here. Yesterday a friend of a friend came over and told me that whey makes people fat. I laughed at him and pointed out that he's wrong because no single food makes someone fat in a vacuum like that and it's not that simple. He flippantly brushed off my logic and recommended I try Body by Vi. I almost punched him but decided to laugh at him again instead. I dunno, just the first time someone had mentioned Body by Vi to me and iirc you used to lol at those people.
I literally have no memory of Body by Vi or what it is, but based on the name alone I am going to go with "110% legit" and try it out, myself.
04-25-2013 , 10:38 AM
Was he trying to sell it to you, fredd? Insta defriend if so.
04-25-2013 , 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Aidan
Was he trying to sell it to you, fredd? Insta defriend if so.
If your friend was trying to sell it to you I may have to move it to "130% legit."
04-25-2013 , 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by downtown
I literally have no memory of Body by Vi or what it is, but based on the name alone I am going to go with "110% legit" and try it out, myself.
I guess I did not remember correctly. Now that I did a forum search and I'm not sure who I confused you with. /shrug csb

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/85...lenge-1229745/
04-25-2013 , 10:57 AM
Can't believe I never posted in that thread, also stopped reading before the jdock workout log which was pure gold apparently.
04-25-2013 , 11:01 AM
Juice cleanse guy wants to fight me.

04-25-2013 , 11:03 AM
He's been following your log and senses weakness
04-25-2013 , 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Aidan
fyp
04-25-2013 , 11:12 AM
you should ask soulman for jif lessons
04-25-2013 , 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Aidan
you should ask soulman for jif lessons
I thought Koalas were friendly.
04-25-2013 , 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Aidan
Was he trying to sell it to you, fredd? Insta defriend if so.
He didn't try to sell me anything. I'm still thinking defriend is the proper course
04-25-2013 , 11:14 AM
Juice guy has unleashed the awesome power of apples. Stay away
04-25-2013 , 11:16 AM
I dunno, no reason to get all over juice fast guy, he obviously has no idea what he's talking about but that doesn't really hurt anyone else. He'll do it for a few days and either it'll help him out or it won't.

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Originally Posted by CrunchyBlack
Juice guy has unleashed the awesome power of apples. Stay away
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Mostly just apple cores and Chinese newspapers though...
04-25-2013 , 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by downtown
I thought Koalas were friendly.
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Originally Posted by bixby snyder
I dunno, no reason to get all over juice fast guy, he obviously has no idea what he's talking about but that doesn't really hurt anyone else. He'll do it for a few days and either it'll help him out or it won't.
I dunno, willful ignorance really grinds my gears
04-25-2013 , 11:22 AM
There's a non-zero chance that's a troll and all made up imo. Also a small chance he was actually trying to sell something, I guess. He uses some classic troll approaches, at least.
04-25-2013 , 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by downtown
Also a small chance he was actually trying to sell something, I guess. He uses some classic troll approaches, at least.
Or it could just be that he's from Mississippi and is a Saints fan.
04-25-2013 , 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by bixby snyder
I dunno, no reason to get all over juice fast guy, he obviously has no idea what he's talking about but that doesn't really hurt anyone else. He'll do it for a few days and either it'll help him out or it won't.
This is the internet though.
04-25-2013 , 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Aidan
I dunno, willful ignorance really grinds my gears
It's kinda this for me, but more the science=opinion thing that's bothersome. Like literally anything could be true, we don't know! Not just here on 2p2 or the Interwebs, but in society in general. It's problem.
04-25-2013 , 11:53 AM
SM still king of .gifs. DT still king of avatar .gif. Unless Cobra comes back. Then he can have his belt back to go along with his sweet sword of strength and justice.

      
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