Oh, then we both are doing it right. Congrats, you've unlocked part of the not sucking at life trophy.

New "mile high pillow" undertitle incoming?

I have no mile high story and haven't left one on the table.

But, I have to say I think achieving this would be a lot of work and suck. Could just be my own preference but cramming myself in a plane bathroom to accomplish anything sexual just doesn't get me going.

I guess if the plane was literally deserted on a really long international flight and things were possible without for sure getting kicked off the flight - then maybe. But that's asking for a pretty ridiculous perfect storm of logistics.

Airport bathroom sex sounds absolutely awful

I once had sex in denver, airplane thing doesnt really do it for me though

I have had sex while my consciousness was in the Large Magellanic Cloud.

I mean it sucks that news has hit the nut low but pretty much this. I still read news, but like you I go to a 2+2 thread and usually am treated to some pretty amazing insight and fact-checking.

do u need penetration to be in the mile high club or can it be an under the blanket handjob?

haven't done either, just curious.


getting a handjob while u watch a movie on a red eye sounds a lot better than trying to **** in a dirty airplane bathroom

and if under the blanket handjob is acceptable, can it be self-inflicted?

Mile high blanky hj to get in? Mmm, I'm gonna allow it.

Bathroom sex in these tiny things would be horrendous obv. A blanky handy on the other hand I think I'd even.

If HJ is allowed then I change my position on the matter. Also logistically seems a lot more realistic.

No way. Blanky hanky pretty awesome, but different from mile high club imo.

call it a Mile High Rub

You want to use whatever program allows for the fastest progress. If you can progress on SS for a bit, then do that. If SS is too aggressive and you need TM, then do that. Purposefully choosing a slower route like TM from the get go, especially for lower body lifts, seems dumb to me.

But really you've been around for long enough, write your own program per your goals and recovery abilities.

re: Fox News

Their editorial stuff, like anything election/politics related, is pretty lol/wtf and is where the hate comes from. In terms of "this is what is going on right now and we don't really have time to slap a spin on it" I don't think their coverage is bad at all. Actually CNN seems to be the worst at that sort of thing.

these things are ****ing awesome. toss in some cutup chicken breast, lunch.

I have been cutting up chicken breast and mixing it with their steam bags of mixed veggies or broccoli for a while now. Makes sure I get my veg in for the day. I eat veggies at dinner and fruit during the day, just makes it easier eating a bag at lunch to make sure I get enough. It also makes sure I eat a decent lunch at work instead of getting some fast food everyday.

In Mn, airplane tries to takeoff... Stops halfway down runway... Not safe for flight message, maintenance looks, we go back to gate for more maintenance, plane next to us is #666. Currently a fat dude is stretching his ass in my face. Sup.

this one is my other go to, awesome

"i went to jared.. lol". gold.

you sure are jonesing for dem monte nudez

all in good time

Those are 2 of my go to's if I don't feel like making fresh sides too amp

You claiming to be leaner than me confirmed gets me rustled. Gonna need pics brah

A+

Speaking of airplane bathrooms, don't you hate it when you have to go to bathroom, but are too lazy to put your shoes back on, and then you step on a wet spot in the bathroom.

I hate when that happens.

Also, as long as I am on the subject, what is up with the urinals at Commerce casino? They seem to be designed perfectly to richochet your urine right back at you. Really sucks if you are wearing khaki colored pants or flip flops.

Do you want a picture of me standing on a scale, too? Besides, you started out a non-trivial amount heavier than me iirc, you're doing fine imo