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01-04-2026 , 02:39 PM
I saw that punchline coming from a mile away!
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01-05-2026 , 03:58 AM
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01-05-2026 , 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
I saw that punchline coming from a mile away!
i think you were doing another kind of coming you schizerflicken watching german
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01-05-2026 , 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
i think you were doing another kind of coming you schizerflicken watching german
https://storage.aisongmaker.io/audio...7ae9fb0665.mp3
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01-25-2026 , 02:51 PM
As expected the 90s>80s.
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01-25-2026 , 04:46 PM
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01-25-2026 , 06:32 PM
Wait, in the US bus drivers can have passengers arrested for laughing?
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01-26-2026 , 07:09 AM
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
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HDMI
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01-30-2026 , 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Videopro
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
"Only when he's been drinking.
In the variation I know there is neardeaf grandpa in the back of the car saying: "I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car"
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02-06-2026 , 09:16 PM
Speaking of seeing it coming from a mile away....


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02-06-2026 , 09:27 PM
One friend is telling another about Stephen Hawking being able to visualize higher dimensional physics in his mind. The friend responds proudly that he is able to visualize the Earth, the Moon, and the Sun, and that it's kind of a 3-body problem.
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02-06-2026 , 10:00 PM
I'll admit it, I needed an explanation.

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This joke plays on the massive gap between "everyday" visualization and one of the most famous, unsolved headaches in physics.
To get why this is funny (and a bit self-deprecating), you have to look at the two different ways the phrase "3-body problem" is being used:
1. The Scientific "3-Body Problem"
In physics, the Three-Body Problem is notoriously difficult. While we can easily calculate the orbits of two objects (like the Earth and the Sun) using F = G \frac{m_1 m_2}{r^2}, adding a third massive object makes the math chaotic.
There is no general "closed-form" solution that can predict exactly where those three objects will be forever; the system becomes unpredictable over long periods. Solving or even visualizing the complex gravitational interactions of three bodies is a feat of high-level mathematics.
2. The Punchline: Literal vs. Mathematical
* The Set-up: The first friend is talking about Stephen Hawking, who was famous for his ability to mentally manipulate 11-dimensional M-theory and black hole singularities—stuff that is literally impossible for the average person to "see" in their head.
* The Twist: The second friend hears "3-body problem" and thinks it just means "having three objects in your head at once."
* The Irony: He is "proudly" claiming he can visualize the Sun, Earth, and Moon. To a normal person, that’s just a basic mental picture of space. To a physicist, "visualizing" a 3-body problem means calculating the chaotic gravitational dance between them.
The Verdict: The friend thinks he’s a genius because he can picture three things at once, whereas Hawking was "visualizing" the actual underlying physics of the universe. It’s like someone saying, "Oh, you're a master chef? Well, I once made toast, and that's kind of a culinary challenge."


And it's still a bit over my head, but I can still expertly operate this...
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02-07-2026 , 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Videopro
And it's still a bit over my head, but I can still expertly operate this...
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02-07-2026 , 04:30 PM
How do you visualize 4-dimensional space?

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You visualize n-dimensional space and then set n to 4.
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02-13-2026 , 05:35 PM
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03-16-2026 , 12:48 PM
A 65-year-old man joins a very exclusive adults-only club where a sex party is going on... he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. As he walks by the pool, he notices two young, gorgeous blonde girls kissing each other.

Naturally, he immediately gets an erection.
The girls notice and one of them smiles and says:
“Hi sir! Why don’t you come join us?”
So the man replies surprised: “Are you sure?”
The other girl laughs and says:
“Of course! We can’t resist a big boner!”

The man happily walks over, lies down on a towel by the pool, and has a wonderful time with the girls!
After they’re all satisfied, he decides to explore the rest of the party.

Eventually he wanders into the sauna, he sits down, relaxes for a moment… and accidentally lets out a loud fart.
A few minutes later, a fat, old, hairy woman comes lumbering out of the steam room and walks straight toward him: “Did you call for me?” she asks.
The man looks confused: “What? No!”

The woman shrugs: “Well, you must be new here. Around here, if you fart, it means you called for me!”

Before he can react, she jumps on him and starts riding him.

When she’s done, the man, shaken and exhausted, staggers back to the colony office, where the smiling, naked male receptionist greets him:
“Can I help you, sir?”

The man slams his membership card on the desk. “Here. Take the key back. And keep the $500 membership fee!”
The receptionist looks surprised: “But sir! I saw you earlier by the pool, those two girls were riding you like a mechanical bull! You were a beast! What happened?”

The older man sighs and says:
“Listen… I’m 65 years old. I only get an erection twice a week… but I fart twenty times a day!”
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03-16-2026 , 03:49 PM
Too close to home!

edit: the farting part
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