Some horrible puns I just heard:
A pickle walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "we don't allow your kind in here".
The pickle is shocked and offended. He says "that is an insult to vegetables".
The bartender leans across the bar and says, "Dill with it."
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.