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11-13-2008 , 01:18 AM

BlindedOut

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 386

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't
seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his
phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator
in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's
make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?

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11-13-2008 , 02:20 AM

baumer

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C-

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11-13-2008 , 02:30 AM

kyro

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 30,354

Thanks for starting a thread to tell us a joke around 80% of us have heard before.

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11-14-2008 , 02:37 PM

Count Chocula

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

i thought it was just gonna be a picture of cheney

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11-15-2008 , 07:15 PM

PyramidScheme

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Originally Posted by Count Chocula

i thought it was just gonna be a picture of cheney

lol i also thought this

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