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04-27-2014 , 11:14 PM
Those are all really funny
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04-28-2014 , 02:36 AM
Arrested for BJ Walking.
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04-28-2014 , 05:00 AM
Two pricks, one cop.
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04-28-2014 , 06:16 AM
So this cop gave me a ticket for standing in a no standing zone and I went absolutely nuts on him.
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04-28-2014 , 07:34 AM
My doctor told me to have them examined
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04-28-2014 , 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
"Name please?"

"Deez"
BaaaaHAHAHAHAHA
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04-28-2014 , 11:18 AM
Come with me sir. You match the description of a sperm bank robbery suspect.

Or

Dammit! 3rd indecent exposure ticket today.
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04-28-2014 , 04:30 PM
Sorry, officer. I just lost my head.
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04-28-2014 , 07:45 PM
So many good ones.

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Originally Posted by JimHammer
"Name please?"

"Deez"
Winner
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04-28-2014 , 09:09 PM
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04-28-2014 , 09:44 PM
City employees find a new reason to stand arounds and do nothing.
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04-29-2014 , 12:23 AM
Upon a lengthy study costing the taxpayers several hundreds of thousands of dollars, the safety officer concluded the asphalt was indeed supposed to go into the pot hole and not stay on the truck.
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04-30-2014 , 12:41 AM
Man 1: Looks like a hole opened up right underneath it.
Man 2: Yeah, definitely a hole, yep.
...............
Man 1: Ok lunch time.
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04-30-2014 , 01:05 AM
And this is why you use hot mix and not cold mix when you need to do major repairs to roads.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 04-30-2014 at 01:05 AM. Reason: no one is gonna understand that unless they know much about construction of roads...
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04-30-2014 , 03:23 AM
Well there's your problem
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04-30-2014 , 08:36 AM
To supervisor on phone: "Yeah, we filled the hole. Yeah, we still have some asphalt left..."

Quote:
Originally Posted by bingsa
Man 1: Looks like a hole opened up right underneath it.
Man 2: Yeah, definitely a hole, yep.
...............
Man 1: Ok lunch time.
Go
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04-30-2014 , 11:54 PM
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05-01-2014 , 02:26 AM
Tatiana will bend over backwards to avoid the MRI.
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05-01-2014 , 07:30 AM
The human wheel burrow has no wheel! Thanks to bionics she is instead self-propelled; much like a snail.
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05-03-2014 , 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Professionalpoker
Tatiana will bend over backwards to avoid the MRI.
Go.
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05-03-2014 , 12:36 PM
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05-03-2014 , 12:53 PM
"I will tear that weave right out of your head!"

"I don't have a weave."

"......"
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05-03-2014 , 01:17 PM
She-Hulk Smash!
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05-04-2014 , 08:16 AM
OMG. That looks like the Snozzwangler that killed my Mother and Father.
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05-04-2014 , 08:50 PM
I was thinking - Rosie O'donnell upset with the competition.

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Originally Posted by luckduck53
She-Hulk Smash!
Go.
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