*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation …

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how handball players are born

Ultimate wedggie!

Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a ménage à trois of pain.

Winner

Usually you pay double for that kind of action.

See... you fell right I to the bungie trap.

Texas style...

why buy a range rover if you really want a wagoneer

Car for sale. Never had a flat tire.

Off roadin', like on the Oregon Trail.

P.S. If I should happen to be picked, will be incommunicado for a while. Please have someone else go.

That's golden...

This is where my head was and a clear winner imo but I'll still give it the college try...

"These west coast Amish are Boujee AF"

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Winner

I wonder who he votes for now?

Lifelong Jets fan, lifelong alcoholic with anger issues... They go hand in hand

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what a beautiful childhood... I remember it well
editorial, not a submission.

Once he finally discovered smoking, little Timmy was on his way to a career as a dirty ATF agent.

*Not a caption*

You know, at first glance this looks like a cute stagged photo... But the more I look at it, there are clues that say they're legitimately letting they child get hammered... The dirty ass feet on the couch for example

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I had that Tonka truck and camper. Same color.

You'll shoot your eye out

My Dad's best friend was a gunsmith. When I was 5 he had him build me a cut down 22 rifle. I still have some of the first targets I shot at, not bad groupings considering I was 5 years old.

you're up, Schu

that's pretty awesome...

I had to FIGHT my mom to get a BB gun when I was about 8-9 years old... it was a real battle. My dad was fine with it, but my mom was completely against it. We finally wore her down... and at that years Christmas, a long and narrow box appeared underneath the tree a week before the 25th. Understandably I was over the moon excited... to the point where I hatched a plan and waited until both my parents were away at work and I opened the present to reveal to wondrous content... as NEW Daisy ten pump airgun.

I tried to be a stealthy as possible, but when I went to get the wrapping paper to rewrap the present, there wasn't enough similar paper left to finish the present... so I used two completely different wrapping papers, it was so obvious that I had opened it... no one ever said anything. Mission complete!