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09-23-2015 , 11:03 AM
IF your idea of a daytime nap is sleeping face first on top of a cow you just might be a Redneck.
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09-23-2015 , 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by xalas
IF your idea of a daytime nap is sleeping face first on top of a cow you just might be a Redneck.
I had to reread that in Jeff Foxworthy's voice to get it.
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09-24-2015 , 01:08 PM
Stem cell technology, from growing ears on mice to growing cows on women.
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09-24-2015 , 01:09 PM
Good standard from everyone.

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Originally Posted by Lawnmower Man
Pasturepedic by Sealy
For the win.
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09-24-2015 , 11:22 PM
I am Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
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09-25-2015 , 12:14 AM
She loves me for my doggy style.
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09-25-2015 , 01:31 AM
Sup ladies?
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09-25-2015 , 09:45 AM
"Grandpa, how'd you get that thing to stay inflated? It has a big hole in it."

"Don't worry."
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09-25-2015 , 11:27 AM
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.
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09-25-2015 , 02:17 PM
I'm not a player I just crush a lot.
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09-25-2015 , 08:11 PM
"I can show you the world...."
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09-25-2015 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman
"Grandpa, how'd you get that thing to stay inflated? It has a big hole in it."

"Don't worry."
winner
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09-26-2015 , 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman
"Grandpa, how'd you get that thing to stay inflated? It has a big hole in it."

"I got it covered."
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09-28-2015 , 03:24 PM
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09-28-2015 , 06:29 PM
DYEL Bro
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09-28-2015 , 07:20 PM
1st guy to 2nd guy: {loud whisper} Hey dude! what was the name of the diet that your girl went on again??? oh oh my back..
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09-28-2015 , 08:52 PM
The many burdens of the dedicated wingman.
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09-28-2015 , 09:06 PM
Snagged at the local hunting grounds, the hunters then practiced catch and release.
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09-28-2015 , 11:58 PM
Kuroshing it.
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09-29-2015 , 01:55 AM
She ain't heavy, she's my bro...


...'s chick's friend who I have to pretend to be into so he can bang a hottie.
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09-29-2015 , 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Lawnmower Man
Kuroshing it.
You win for twoplustwo synergy.
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09-29-2015 , 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Lawnmower Man
Kuroshing it.
Someone needs to post the pic.
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09-29-2015 , 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
Someone needs to post the pic.
why? he was just made the winner a few hours ago, I would atleast give him 24 hours.
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09-29-2015 , 04:35 PM
damn new people
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