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08-27-2015 , 11:21 PM
Wanna see my impression of Moses parting the red sea?
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08-28-2015 , 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
Motorboat level: Expert
Honorable mentions everywhere, but this is too good
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08-28-2015 , 01:17 PM
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08-28-2015 , 01:23 PM
Finally! Now that I'm married I can take this damn chastity belt off.
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08-28-2015 , 01:25 PM
If you are dry enough for sparks, a water based lube is recommended.
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08-28-2015 , 02:00 PM
**** calling the locksmith; I've been chaste long enough I need to be power drilled posthaste.
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08-28-2015 , 03:31 PM
new from dr scholls, home kit for removal of genital warts
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08-28-2015 , 03:32 PM
I'm on the Hiiiiiiighwaaayy to Hell!
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08-28-2015 , 05:21 PM
Release the Kraken!
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08-28-2015 , 07:17 PM
Oh, you meant Grindr.
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08-28-2015 , 07:26 PM
I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for 100 bucks.
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08-29-2015 , 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Pixcat
Release the Kraken!
so good lol
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08-29-2015 , 10:12 PM
And that's how I became Caitlyn Jenner.
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09-01-2015 , 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Lawnmower Man
And that's how I became Caitlyn Jenner.
Winner




(forgot it was my pic)
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09-02-2015 , 01:35 AM
Oh man! it's so freak'n awesome that nobody seem to noticed that I didn't paint anything during art class and got an A+ and now it's in this bodacious museum — sweet!

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and I call this painting absent minded.
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09-02-2015 , 01:48 AM
I spent a semester in art appreciation and this is my final exam?
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09-02-2015 , 03:32 AM
'' where's the friggin' on switch, eh? ''
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09-02-2015 , 05:15 AM
sold, for 1 million dollars to the Beatles fan.
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09-02-2015 , 05:17 AM
The detail in the shadows is amazing.
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09-02-2015 , 08:42 AM
What do I see, looking at Monet paint.
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09-02-2015 , 01:48 PM
someone really needs to look at the growth on this wall
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09-02-2015 , 01:58 PM
Hmmm... spot light is a little high.
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09-02-2015 , 02:38 PM
Jim Hammer (b. 1965)

Two Polar Bears ****ing in a Blizzard, 1989

Sherwin Williams exterior latex on plywood
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09-02-2015 , 08:42 PM
It's not a parrot, it's a carrot!. No sorry it's a goldfish!.
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