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09-08-2015 , 04:10 PM
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
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09-08-2015 , 04:34 PM
The Mississippian Diet
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09-08-2015 , 04:54 PM
The next day, Pizza Hut suspended their "eat your waist size" promotion.
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09-08-2015 , 04:56 PM
^^ LoL. Being a professional comic gives you an unfair advantage.
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09-08-2015 , 05:00 PM
Say whatever you all want, but the chick that is chugging the coke & looking up to God in praise has bigger biceps than all of you.
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09-08-2015 , 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by bahbahmickey
Say whatever you all want, but the chick that is chugging the coke & looking up to God in praise has bigger biceps than all of you.
She had that same expression when she was blowin' me last night.
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09-08-2015 , 06:35 PM
****, marry, kill.



Can you **** a pizza?
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09-09-2015 , 01:40 AM
I hope that is light dressing.

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Originally Posted by JimHammer
****, marry, kill.



Can you **** a pizza?
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09-09-2015 , 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman
The next day, Pizza Hut suspended their "eat your waist size" promotion.
Winner. Go and stuff.
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09-10-2015 , 11:23 AM
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09-10-2015 , 12:27 PM
Just wait til I get these shackels off mother****er! I'm going to **** you up for giving me this haircut.
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09-10-2015 , 01:10 PM
nice digital watch

*snicker*
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09-10-2015 , 04:20 PM
After my first bird wife flew off, I realized I needed a better way to keep bird wives.
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09-11-2015 , 12:12 AM
See what happens next at BondageBeasts.com.
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09-11-2015 , 05:09 AM
(In a thick Jersey accent)
Hey buddy! Yooz caw my Burd a Kang-Go-Roo just onez more time..
and he'll pluck your f****** eyez out, Capiche?
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09-13-2015 , 07:01 PM
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09-13-2015 , 11:09 PM
Dnegs invites me to dinner and I can't even get some flies?!?
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09-14-2015 , 01:51 AM
^LOL that's just my bored cricket waiting for Dr. Spaceman to pick a winner but since he's MIA or (from his professional comedian background) refuses to find us funny.
you go propoker
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09-14-2015 , 02:10 AM
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09-14-2015 , 03:40 AM
Celebrating its 40-year reunion at Hogwarts
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09-14-2015 , 10:22 AM
tonight we're going to party like it's 1979!
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09-14-2015 , 11:28 AM
pregaming for the lemon party
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09-14-2015 , 02:19 PM
How the **** did Shemp get mixed up with that crowd?
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09-14-2015 , 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by xalas
^LOL that's just my bored cricket waiting for Dr. Spaceman to pick a winner but since he's MIA or (from his professional comedian background) refuses to find us funny.
you go propoker
My bad, I wasn't busy, just forgetful! I would have chosen shiftyeye, fwiw.
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09-15-2015 , 01:34 AM
Straight Outta Cornwall.
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