Alright, I want a good clean fight. Protect yourself at all times. No biting, scrathing, or playing dead. Keep it above the waist and follow my commands at all times. You ready? You ready? Lets get it on!!

im tired of whispering they know about us raiding the fridge , one of us told who was it

doesnt surprise me one of them is def a rat

Do I always have to be the peace keeper?

Yep thats def excrement...

''and then *sniff* and and then he said, he said *sniff sniff* that I was too clingy! *sobs hard*''

you win

JERRY
What's the matter?


ELAINE
Are you alright?


KRAMER
Don't even question my instincts,
because my instincts are honed.

(RE:PAPER) Look at that.


JERRY
What now?


HE SHOWS JERRY THE PAPER

JERRY (CONT'D)
"Hospital receives grant to conduct
DNA research".." Government

funds genetic research at area
hospital" ... Yeah, so?


KRAMER
Pigwoman, baby. Pigwoman.


ELAINE
Oh, if I hear about this pigwoman
one more time...


KRAMER
I'm tellin ya the pigwoman is alive.
The governments been

experimenting with pigwomen since
the fifties.


JERRY
Will you stop it. Just because
a hospital gets a grant to study

DNA doesn't mean they are creating
a race of mutant pigwomen.


KRAMER
Oh. JERRY wake up to reality. It's
military thing. They're

probably creating a whole army
of pig warriors.


GAY GEORGE
I wish there were pigwomen. You get
a few of these pigwomen walking

around I'm looking a whole lot
better. Then if somebody wants
to

fix me up at least they could say,
"Hey he's no pig-woman!"


JERRY
Believe me, there'd be plenty of
men going for the pig-women. No

matter what the deformity you'll
find some group of perverts

attracted to it. "Oo that little
tail turns me on."


ELAINE GROANS AND HEADS FOR THE
DOOR.

ELAINE
(MUMBLES) Alright, that's about
enough


JERRY
Oh, what's the matter you're not
interested in this?


ELAINE
No, it's fascinating, could you
do me a favor, could you tape the

rest of the pigwomen and the men
who love them discussion and

I'll listen to it next time I'm
here. I've got to find a Mohel.


KRAMER
You should call this off, ELAINE.
It's a barbaric ritual.


ELAINE
Perhaps one day when the pigwomen
roam free it will be stopped.

Until then, off with their heads.

That moment when you see some ratchet ho hitting on your man at the bar.

1978 Air guitar Championship

Gladys stomps off in disgust after being cut from her Twilight Zone episode.

the miley twerk effect

I remember the time I got drunk and
banged nixons daughter

WINNER

The 1928 Klan swimsuit Kompetition was very popular.

The Mr. Butterface competition used to be unwatchable. Used to be...

go ahead Jeedz.

TY

Feel free to post a new one if no one wants to try this:

x marks the spot?

Pic not working? Sorry about that. Here's a different link, should work.



Feel free to post another pic, I don't think anyone wants to caption this.

Didn't I tell you last time, no more sardines?

"If you don't give me head, then I'm going to have to take it!!"

I can haz mah bucket?
(an oldie/goodie)