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08-15-2013 , 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by JustASpectator
Seconds later, an itchy trigger finger led to disaster for Adelaide. His genitals were destroyed from the gunshot, but he would rebuild his life anew. And on that day, while the identity of Adelaide may have died just like so much penile tissue, Adele was born in the cavity that remained, and many believe this incident was the inspiration for her song "Now and Then".
Yep...yep
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08-15-2013 , 06:00 AM
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wanted guitar lessons
tragic accident at gun range gun blows up due to hair in barrel
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man shoots hair off top of head
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Last edited by champstone; 08-15-2013 at 06:13 AM.
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08-15-2013 , 08:32 AM

Last edited by JimHammer; 08-15-2013 at 08:43 AM. Reason: better?
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08-15-2013 , 08:37 AM
looks sad. doesn't even make me try. chose another pic Jim no ????
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08-15-2013 , 09:18 AM
The supermarket will usually give you a discount on fruit with brown skin.
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08-15-2013 , 09:24 AM
no return policy strictly enforced
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08-15-2013 , 09:29 AM
Man.. you really can buy anything at costco.
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08-15-2013 , 09:38 AM
Wow, all these years it appears I've misunderstood the purpose of the 'Feed the Children' charitable organization. Must have been 'feed them children' all along.
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08-15-2013 , 09:40 AM
Cabbage Patch Kids step up their game.
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08-15-2013 , 09:57 AM
I got hungry on my way home, so I picked up a little Mexican.
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08-15-2013 , 11:25 AM
Consider the Toddler
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08-15-2013 , 12:23 PM
Shopping tip: Pick the happiest one in the litter.
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08-15-2013 , 12:33 PM
The Assassin's training programme really begins early these days.
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08-15-2013 , 01:34 PM
I'm not entering this, but wanted to note that the picture reminded me of the following line from Homer Simpson in "Brother from the Same Planet":

"I'll take him! Do you have him in blonde?"
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08-15-2013 , 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Brocktoon
I got hungry on my way home, so I picked up a little Mexican.
(Said in Fat Bastard's voice)

Winner
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08-15-2013 , 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by JustASpectator
I'm not entering this, but wanted to note that the picture reminded me of the following line from Homer Simpson in "Brother from the Same Planet":

"I'll take him! Do you have him in blonde?"
It made me think of:



"The last pineapple! And plenty ripe, too!"
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08-15-2013 , 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Brocktoon
I got hungry on my way home, so I picked up a little Mexican.


A worthy winner if ever there was one
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08-16-2013 , 01:31 AM
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08-16-2013 , 01:44 AM
happy hour will last from now til whenever the cops show up.
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08-16-2013 , 02:30 AM
They laughed, LAUGHED, when I bought those spike strips. "Those'll never stop a beer truck Mark". Well who's laughing now??!?!
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08-16-2013 , 02:37 AM
99,000 bottles of beer on the road. 99,000 bottles of beer...
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08-16-2013 , 02:39 AM
Now that's what I call "road trippin"
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08-16-2013 , 06:55 AM
It's snowing beer
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08-16-2013 , 07:57 AM
Charlie bucket looking for his second golden ticket
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08-16-2013 , 08:47 AM
"Nope, Lady Gaga still isn't hot...I wonder how many this is going to take?"
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