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10-10-2008 , 06:51 PM

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SoloAJ

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Originally Posted by Aceium

Spending more than your alotted time on a task will kill you.

Hofstadter's Law:

It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.

lol. Uh oh.

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10-10-2008 , 06:55 PM

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kungfuhustler

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No matter how many times you talk to someone they will always say exactly the same thing to you again

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10-10-2008 , 08:29 PM

#28

SuperUberBob

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People tend to attack you one person at a time rather than ganging up on you.

Pointing a gun at a person's genitals can force him to shake uncontrollably, dropping ammo in the process.

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10-10-2008 , 11:41 PM

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10-11-2008 , 02:52 AM

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You can become mayor, then immediately cut power and water to your citizens while randomly destroying some of their homes and businesses with no fear of ever being voted out of office.

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10-11-2008 , 09:25 AM

#31

vbm

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slashing at a barrel with a knife will cause it to explode.

Sleep is not needed.

Winning ever major trophy for your team for many years in a row as a manager, does not buy you time from the sack if you get off to a bad start, in one of the following seasons

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10-11-2008 , 11:09 AM

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Kowalski

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You can jump twice as high by jumping again at the peak of your first jump.

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10-12-2008 , 09:24 PM

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CheckRaise

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You can become mayor, then immediately cut power and water to your citizens while randomly destroying some of their homes and businesses with no fear of ever being voted out of office.

ahahaha

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10-12-2008 , 10:12 PM

#34

VickreyAuction

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Bo Jackson running zigzag is unstoppable.

Women wear almost no clothes but don't get cold.

Attack the giant enemy crab for massive damage.

The guy with glasses always has high INT.

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10-13-2008 , 02:07 AM

#35

tomdemaine

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If you're a young naive ideologue being trained by a wiley old veteran he will always always end up betraying you and attempting to take over the world.

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10-13-2008 , 02:11 AM

#36

tomdemaine

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If a crack team of heavily armed guards is tasked with stopping people from crossing a narrow bridge over a deep canyon they will undoubtedly huddle closely around a highly explosive barrel.

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10-13-2008 , 02:18 AM

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Some of the things in this thread are cracking me up so hard.

Did anyone else pick up driving really easy because of sitting through tons of racing games in arcades and elsewhere? I pretty much got my license within a month of starting to drive because of all the experience I'd gained from games.

From playing video games I also now realize that every attractive female is a fat, single, 35 year old male in disguise.

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10-13-2008 , 02:23 AM

#38

MediaPA

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If you are seen, leave the room and re-enter - people have short memories.

The higher your rank, the more damage you can take.

If you shoot a POW while on an important mission, you are a failure and cannot finish the mission.

It's impossible to get lost in a maze, just exit from the path that you entered a couple of times.

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10-13-2008 , 02:26 AM

#39

Low Key

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People who pretend to be large animals only want to put their genitals in your mouth after you're dead.

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10-13-2008 , 02:41 AM

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Low Key

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Collecting stars gives you the amazing ability to ... collect stars in other places.

Once you've finally collected enough stars.. um.. ..?

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10-13-2008 , 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DemonOfTheFall

From calling phone sex lines I also now realize that every attractive female is a fat, single, 35 year old male in disguise.

fyp

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10-13-2008 , 03:06 PM

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Every rescue mission that the US military has ever run has been to rescue ******ed people who enjoy running into bullets.

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10-13-2008 , 04:14 PM

#43

LondonBroil

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If you rob a bank, just wait a couple weeks before going into that town again and they won't remember you. Do this every couple weeks forever.

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10-13-2008 , 09:58 PM

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99killed

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i get to the skate park ASAP because i dont want to get chased by a swarm of bees who arent allowed in.

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10-13-2008 , 10:01 PM

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99killed

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i will forever need a ****ing long piece.

Last edited by 99killed; 10-13-2008 at 10:10 PM. Reason: sounds kinda ghey imo

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10-13-2008 , 10:05 PM

#46

99killed

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fat guys are slow but have great slapshots, good fighters also
skinny guys are fast, weak shooters who suck at fighting
average size guys are, well, average.

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10-13-2008 , 10:07 PM

#47

99killed

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monkeys that kidnap women always get away with it.

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10-13-2008 , 10:21 PM

#48

Low Key

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Originally Posted by 99killed

i will forever need a ****ing long piece.

qf speak for yourself

Last edited by Low Key; 10-13-2008 at 10:21 PM. Reason: in the non ghey way

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10-13-2008 , 11:17 PM

#49

Blarg

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If you tell people to hit ALT F4, they will disappear.

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10-14-2008 , 12:47 AM

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Low Key

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If you tell people to type /camp, they will disappear.

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