For your enjoyment...
Back story: Get matched up with this Toss guy on XNC. I don't really have a ****ing clue how to play vs. Toss on XNC, so I did the expand to his natural build spines and LOL cheese (did it every time I got close pos with toss tonight and it worked every. single. time.)
Worked like a dream obv. Villain started berating me in chat, cursing up a storm and repeatedly calling me a terrible player.
As soon as the game ended I chatted him "If I'm terrible, you must be really bad since u just lost to me! I hope u can improve!" then snapblock.
I dick around my PC for a few minutes, hit regame and voila it's dickhead again. Not only is it him again, but it's on the granddaddy macro map of them all: Tal'Darim. Haven't wanted to lololwin a game so bad in my life.
I unblock him right away and start chatting. I'll let the replays speak for itself. I honestly think you'll be entertained.
Note: my play in game 2 is really bad cause it's one of my standard late night (early morning) games. I won cause he was terriawful, but I made a lot of mistakes so don't judge me! I would appreciate any commentary tho.
Ok watch them in order. #1 is XNC, #2 is Tal'Darim.
1 (XNC):
http://www.sc2replayed.com/replays/1...elnaga-caverns
2 (TDA):
http://www.sc2replayed.com/replays/1...darim-altar-le