I'll play you some. I have more than 1k.

so much win

Don’t take it personally sub-zero. Fact is most the comments posted are from people who suck@poker, are losing players and are just drooling over the possibility to belittle and make fun of somebody worse than they are , because this makes them feel a tiny bit better about their own capabilities. First of all by all means deposit, and if you are playing for fun blow it all in one session, or risk your whole roll at once. 30$ isn’t that much and if u enjoy playing just for fun or recreationally, why not.
Keep in mind:
- 1.5k sample is completely irrelevant and does not reflect your capabilities at any given level
- Why not just deposit 30 and play at a stake u can afford and built it up.
- Read some literature, read strategy posts, post hands, lose money,redeposit and learn a tiny bit. Complete this process a 100 times and ul probably still suck, but if u want to become a solid player don’t think there are many ways around it, unless u are a natural @ poker.

Sorry if this sounds depressing, but if poker was so easy all of the posters in this thread would be millionaires.

wtf are you doing? this used to be a fun thread, thx mister

gogogogo

trolling serious players, huh?

this post is a beautiful post

I am a millionaire.

Sub-zero , I see that these people have not told u the whole truth:

U are a losing player ! Actually u suck so hard that everyone here started to laugh at u. In fact u r such a bad player that u r self delusional about it.

Here is how your poker skill + self delusion looks like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDwvAHzKj4s

DUCY?

(good post though)

Well those grades pretty much prove it.

me to.
My cost of living is 300euros/month and I make like 1200euros/month
gogogo me!


(wanted to bump this thread )

$5 will get you $50 that the OP considers himself to be a natural at poker.

boy, i cannot tell whos sarcastic anymore... this thread just blowz my brainz

deposit big HU, everyone's sarcastic