daytons easy as hell, but yeh, trust mapquest over me ldo

Chicago is where it's at.

BAN

Chicago is 7-8 hours from Akron.

awesome.

Beat: In a meeting that should have ended 30 minutes ago. The extra 30 minutes will add an hour to my commute > I think that the 3 douchebags that are dragging this thing out must live 5 minutes away and need it to be closer to 5PM to justify not going back to work.

but wut r u drinkin?!1?!

wowowowowowowdflkjsfdjfdjisdfij the views r diff now. did that just change or was i retarted?!!??!

So, from the looks of it, most of my NL50 friends are essentially not going to be playing $50 this weekend?

Muahhahah, all the fishes monies will be all mine muhhahaha

Can we change it from the "Baluga" Theorem to the "But I was dealt aces you worthless, rimjobbing whore" Theorem?

ok guys, im being worthless about putting in hands, so since i dont have alot of plans set this weekend, and my roommate is outta town, my goal is to put in 10k hands by 12am Tues, 2+2 time

so I tried playing like a taGfish tonight 17/13/1.9 and it works like magic. up 3.6 buyins in 1100 hands.

also why do they always check min raise you and then lead into you on the next street even if you haven't been aggressive at all? it really is annoying it is like the only movies people have is to slow play you or they are doing it as a bluff. It's got so bad I have stopped cbetting and basically stopped betting anything that is not a made hand. Oh and playing back at it never ever works.

some people just can't stand having money

Is this a standard $50 NL graph these days? And what's up with the 15 buyin upswing the last 3500 hands?

you have more hands in 9 days than i have gotten in the past 2.5 months lololol

looking for a stake in nl5 or up

i have creds/refs/graphs serious pms only.

hit me up and lets talk, ttytytytyty

More like what's with the 15 buyin downswing? Must have been some serious tilt/poor play, I had a 12 BI downswong recently at 50NL and I'm sure a good chunk of it was suboptimal play. I bet a mostly tiltless player would have one of those straight lines into robustooo

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $35.05
Hero (BB): $25.00
UTG: $16.40
CO: $14.25
BTN: $9.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q J (5 Players)
2 folds, BTN raises to $1.00, SB folds, Hero calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.10) A T 9 (2 Players)


so now that i made a bad call pre and this flop came, what do you do generally do? no reads, std shorty ig uess

geesh how many times can 70/40s pick up better premiums when i finally get one against them...button vs blind no less

So I am updating my HUD and wanted to add colors for the Won $ When Went to Showdown. I was thinking of the following ranges:

0-40% means the player is going to showdown with weak hands
40-60% is optimal
60-100% means the player is not making it to showdown enough.

Do these values make sense or should I tighten the optimal up to 45-55%?

HBomb: Trip canceled, however still not gonna be playing 50NL this weekend due to moving down to 12 tabling 25NL until I'm running good again.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.05/$0.10 Blinds
6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $24.25
BB: $10.00
UTG: $9.70
MP: $9.50
CO: $10.00
Hero (BTN): $19.90

CO posts $0.10
Preflop: Hero is dealt A A (6 Players)
2 folds, CO checks, Hero raises to $0.20, SB raises to $0.30, BB folds, CO calls $0.20, Hero raises to $0.40, SB raises to $0.50, CO calls $0.20, Hero raises to $0.60, SB raises to $0.70, CO calls $0.20, Hero raises to $0.80, SB raises to $0.90, CO calls $0.20, Hero raises to $1.00, SB raises to $1.10, CO calls $0.20, Hero raises to $1.20, idiot: collusion, SB raises to $1.30, idiot: reporting you guys, CO calls $0.20, Hero raises to $1.40, SB raises to $1.50, CO raises all-in to $10.00, Hero raises to $18.50, SB raises all-in to $24.25, Hero calls all-in for $1.40
Uncalled bet of $4.35 returned to SB

Flop: ($49.90) 6 3 T (3 Players - 3 All-In)

Turn: ($49.90) Q (3 Players - 3 All-In)

River: ($49.90) T (3 Players - 3 All-In)

Pot Size: $49.90 ($2 Rake)

CO had 9 7 (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-$10.00)
SB had J A (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-$19.90)
Hero had A A (two pair, Aces and Tens) and WON (+$28.00)

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.05/$0.10 Blinds
3 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $51.85
BB: $19.85
BTN: $9.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8 9 (3 Players)
BTN folds, Hero raises to $0.20, BB calls $0.10

Flop: ($0.40) T 8 6 (2 Players)
Hero bets $0.40, BB calls $0.40

Turn: ($1.20) 7 (2 Players)
Hero bets $2.00, BB raises all-in to $19.25, Hero hits the bank, Hero lets the bank time down, Hero calls $17.25

River: ($39.70) J (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $39.70 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had J A (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$19.85)
Hero had 8 9 (a straight flush, Ten high) and WON (+$19.35)

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.05/$0.10 Blinds
5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $9.30
Hero (BB): $47.95
UTG: $10.30
CO: $9.85
BTN: $9.55

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7 8 (5 Players)
UTG raises to $0.20, CO raises to $0.80, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.40, UTG raises to $2.00, idiot: hope you enjoy getting your accounts banned, CO raises to $5.00, Hero raises to $8.00, UTG raises all-in to $10.30, CO calls all-in for $4.85, Hero calls $2.30

Flop: ($30.50) 8 3 8 (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($30.50) 9 (3 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($30.50) 4 (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $30.50 ($1 Rake)

CO had A A (two pair, Aces and Eights) and LOST (-$9.85)
UTG had Q J (a pair of Eights) and LOST (-$10.30)
Hero had 7 8 (three of a kind, Eights) and WON (+$19.20)

Hahaha, wtf is with hand 1? I love it though.