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09-25-2010 , 06:40 AM
Cause he's not a ****** [despite the lolhh] and I didn't think he'd call three times with 88-JJ
09-25-2010 , 06:45 AM
so?

he's never folding 77+ on that turn

if it checks through and we bet any A,K,Q,J he's way more likely to fold and then we don't even get 2
09-25-2010 , 06:46 AM
Course we get two on K/Q rivers cause he has KQ ldo

fwiw you probably are right, i'm playing terribly this morning imo.
09-25-2010 , 06:52 AM
haha fair shout. i can't imagine what was going through his head c/c that river
09-25-2010 , 07:13 AM
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Righty for sure
09-25-2010 , 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Megloooo
bitches aint **** but hoes n tricks

cam, saying i wouldnt turn her down doesnt really mean much, especially if ive been drinking

my standards are horrendously low when drunk
Olly's standards go down in direct proportion to how much he drinks.

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Ah right on time for you oliver.

edit: hahahaha didn't see the white text until i posted
09-25-2010 , 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by whodatninja
ah nice
Oh hell yea.





MOAR PLEEEZ



Dint you are h o m o
09-25-2010 , 08:13 AM
Is british people hating on the harry potter chick like the thing to do over there or something?


I'd eat that pussy for a week.
09-25-2010 , 08:17 AM
Dint isn't british.
I like Emma Watson, and would hit if she still looked like how she did in that photo.
09-25-2010 , 08:27 AM
lol at some of the posts/threads in uNL atm

that is all
09-25-2010 , 08:33 AM
cam who u cheering on in this city vrs chelsea match

itz a fu ker
09-25-2010 , 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Dumuzi
thought they eat into mgr/rakeback and the strategy was to spend em all on your last day of poker, after your last rakeback payment
I got ipods for 1/3 of the prize I'd pay in eshop around here.

Also, you can sell them for 3.2-3.5$, netting profit around 2$/1k points
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yaaaaaaay community
09-25-2010 , 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark89er
cam who u cheering on in this city vrs chelsea match

itz a fu ker
surely its always anyone but Chelsea always
09-25-2010 , 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark89er
cam who u cheering on in this city vrs chelsea match

itz a fu ker
city mate. need chelsea to drop points eventually!

also ivey looking gurrrrrrd in wsope main event. 1 time babyyy
09-25-2010 , 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by z0mgtiltz
Dint isn't british.
I like Emma Watson, and would hit if she still looked like how she did in that photo.
I'm pretty sure Voldemort is British.
09-25-2010 , 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by sharkbaitOHH
I'm pretty sure Voldemort is British.
Have you seen Voldemort? He'd tap whatever he can get.
09-25-2010 , 09:00 AM
supporting city is hard work tho
09-25-2010 , 09:04 AM
I can't do that call of duty mark, there is little kids whooping my ass and calling me trash on their microphone. They abuse me.
09-25-2010 , 09:06 AM
lolololol

i did the same, too many wee ****ers
09-25-2010 , 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by z0mgtiltz
Have you seen Voldemort? He'd tap whatever he can get.
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09-25-2010 , 09:19 AM
I can't even play 40 hands per table 4-tabling without getting super tilted and having to stop before I cost myself chips.


I gave him too much credit to be able to fold to 4bet.


$0.04 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BB: $3.61
UTG: $3.90
CO: $4.32
Hero (BTN): $9.52
SB: $14.80

SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.04

Pre Flop: ($0.06) Hero has A 3

fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.12, SB raises to $0.26, fold, Hero raises to $0.74, SB calls $0.48

Flop: ($1.52, 2 players) 6 8 2
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($1.52, 2 players) 9
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($1.52, 2 players) A
SB checks, Hero checks

SB shows T A (One Pair, Aces)
SB wins $1.45


at absolute poker's 1c/2c I would just bet/fold this flop, but they get it in so badly on this site I can't really fold.


$0.04 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (UTG): $4.28
MP: $3.88
CO: $3.78
BTN: $2.20
SB: $1.52
BB: $2.00

SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.04

Pre Flop: ($0.06) Hero has K K

Hero raises to $0.14, fold, CO calls $0.14, BTN calls $0.14, SB calls $0.12, fold

Flop: ($0.60, 4 players) 3 7 8
SB checks, Hero bets $0.48, CO raises to $0.96, fold, fold, Hero raises to $4.14, CO calls $2.68

Turn: ($7.88, 2 players) 9

River: ($7.88, 2 players) 8

CO shows 7 8 (Full House, Eights full of Sevens)
Hero wins $0.00
CO wins $7.49
09-25-2010 , 09:19 AM
Megloooo, how you finding F1?

I started with Virgin Racing, qualified 8th @ Bahrain, and finished 4th in the race. Had a 10 second penalty, pushed like **** in the last 5 laps to hold onto 3rd, but I was demoted to 4th by .8 of a second . Was on Medium, so just switched to Hard for realism.
09-25-2010 , 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Insta-4Bet
I can't even play 40 hands per table 4-tabling without getting super tilted and having to stop before I cost myself chips.


I gave him too much credit to be able to fold to 4bet.


$0.04 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BB: $3.61
UTG: $3.90
CO: $4.32
Hero (BTN): $9.52
SB: $14.80

SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.04

Pre Flop: ($0.06) Hero has A 3

fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.12, SB raises to $0.26, fold, Hero raises to $0.74, SB calls $0.48

Flop: ($1.52, 2 players) 6 8 2
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($1.52, 2 players) 9
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($1.52, 2 players) A
SB checks, Hero checks

SB shows T A (One Pair, Aces)
SB wins $1.45

if said it many times before but i keep hoping you'll listen once


STOP DOING THIS AT 4NL THERE IS NO NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09-25-2010 , 09:28 AM
Ya it's all spew. I stopped.
09-25-2010 , 09:32 AM
if ur betting, man it up post flopp and be aggro vrs these clowns

other news, just cracked opened what must be the point in a bottle of bud, where its perfectly at chill point, where any colder it freezes, so its literally, freeeezzzzinggggg

      
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