fyp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZmfCQh0mS4

Confirmed gheyboys...the both of em

Cam was trying to act like he wanted to have sex with georgina.......coincidence?

you know how i know youre gay

heres the **** i dont understand

me on ps:


me on merge:


yeah sample size my ass. seriously wtf? im obv doing something wrong but jesus ****ing christ

BB is a total aggro donk sitting hella deep off of bad beats on CO. Love it, he did all my work for me! Can you say, "Gin!"?


Full Tilt Poker $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $7.35
UTG: $2.23
MP: $2.00
CO: $4.08
BTN: $2.84
Hero (SB): $3.06

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is SB with A A
2 folds, CO calls $0.02, BTN calls $0.02, Hero raises to $0.08, BB calls $0.06, CO calls $0.06, BTN calls $0.06

Flop: ($0.32) A Q Q (4 players)
Hero bets $0.16, BB calls $0.16, CO folds, BTN calls $0.16

Turn: ($0.80) J (3 players)
Hero bets $0.36, BB calls $0.36, BTN raises to $0.80, Hero calls $0.44, BB raises to $7.11 all in, BTN calls $1.80 all in, Hero calls $2.02 all in

River: ($9.04) 2 (3 players - 3 are all in)

BB had q9o, BTN had QJ

when they rep the nuts on stars, they sometimes have it. when they rep the nuts on merge they 100% of the time always have it. almost literally. i feel like they can see my ****ing hands.

how long does your marital sex last?

The last part is all that matters imo.

That response was ironically swift john.

or is it more like

I've had this problem for 12 years.

Its really like......

I got laid and you didn't

but is 5 seconds really a shag?

Thats what George said.

lol, george is off shagging as we speak

quick one with his right hand and ava devine

A swift one before bed.
Real swift.

so I was playing a standard hand of poker and this hand got me to thinking; how deep do we need to be for 3betting the flop to not be the most optimal play? assume vs. a good reg

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (UTG): $130.20
MP: $212.75
CO: $104.30
BTN: $100.50
SB: $81.50
BB: $101.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with Q K
Hero raises to $3.50, 1 fold, CO calls $3.50, BTN calls $3.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($12.00) 9 J T (3 players)
Hero bets $9, CO folds, BTN raises to $23, Hero raises to $126.70 all in, BTN calls $74 all in

Turn: ($206.00) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($206.00) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $206.00
Hero shows Q K (a straight, King high)
BTN shows Q K (a flush, King high)
BTN wins $203.00
(Rake: $3.00)

2,680bb

Your attempt at wit is a fail.

try "bout tree fiddy" next time.

Tell me why I would start considering against a 3bet less than this deep.





I win.

well you probably shouldn't since most players at 25nl and below would still get it in on the flop 300bb deep with a set and incorrectly so. there just comes a point where vs. a good player your hand is face up as the nuts and they can call to bluff you when either board pairs or flush gets there.

I don't really know what I'm doing but omaha is pretty fun.

Hand #1
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
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BTN: $51.20
SB: $168.50
Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $97.45
CO: $54.40

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 2 Q 5 Q
1 fold, CO raises to $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($5.50) 7 4 8 (3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($5.50) Q (3 players)
Hero bets $4, CO folds, BTN calls $4

River: ($13.50) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $9, BTN calls $9

Final Pot: $31.50
BTN mucks 7 6 T 4
Hero shows 2 Q 5 Q (four of a kind, Queens)
Hero wins $30.00
(Rake: $1.50)

Hand #2
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi $0.10 Ante - 5 players
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Hero (BTN): $50.20
SB: $150.70
BB: $90.30
UTG: $51.80
CO: $100.65

UTG posts a big blind ($0.50)

Pre Flop: ($1.75) Hero is BTN with 8 Q 9 A
UTG checks, CO raises to $1, Hero raises to $4.75, 2 folds, UTG calls $4.25, CO calls $3.75

Flop: ($15.50) 9 J K (3 players)
UTG checks, CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($15.50) K (3 players)
UTG checks, CO checks, Hero bets $9, UTG folds, CO folds

Final Pot: $15.50
Hero mucks 8 Q 9 A
Hero wins $14.75
(Rake: $0.75)

Hand #3
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi $0.10 Ante - 6 players
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Hero (SB): $59.40
BB: $137.20
UTG: $89.05
MP: $45.80
CO: $144.95
BTN: $89.65

Pre Flop: ($1.35) Hero is SB with J J 2 A
4 folds, Hero raises to $2, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.60) T A 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $3, BB raises to $10, Hero raises to $34.40, BB folds

Final Pot: $24.60
Hero mucks J J 2 A
Hero wins $23.40
(Rake: $1.20)

Hand #4
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi $0.10 Ante - 5 players
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Hero (BTN): $67.95
SB: $126.00
BB: $93.30
UTG: $43.25
CO: $143.60

Pre Flop: ($1.25) Hero is BTN with 7 9 5 9
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, BB calls $1.50, UTG calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.75) J 2 4 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $5, BB folds, UTG calls $5

Turn: ($16.75) 6 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

River: ($16.75) 7 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $9, UTG folds

Final Pot: $16.75
Hero mucks 7 9 5 9
Hero wins $15.95
(Rake: $0.80)

Hand #5
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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Hero (CO): $25.00
BTN: $43.75
SB: $18.00
BB: $42.89
UTG: $62.48
MP: $32.68

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with 7 5 Q Q
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, BTN raises to $2.90, SB calls $2.80, 1 fold, Hero calls $2.05

Flop: ($8.95) 7 2 J (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($8.95) 6 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5, BTN calls $5, SB calls $5

River: ($23.95) 7 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $17.10 all in, BTN folds, SB calls $10.10 all in

Final Pot: $44.15
Hero shows 7 5 Q Q (three of a kind, Sevens)
SB shows T K J K (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
Hero wins $42.15
(Rake: $2.00)

would watch

What are the odds of hitting a royal flush?