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10-21-2009 , 10:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by benjamin barker
i also want to note that i'm approaching 30 years old, and the last several times i have gone to the bar i have been approached by 40+ year old women. the hot 22yos dont want me no more and the desperate old women are all over me. fml.
gg
10-21-2009 , 10:03 PM
i cant get legendary milfs

what i can get is more like moms i'd moderately enjoy ****ing, but probably would close my eyes here and there and imagine someone else too
10-21-2009 , 10:03 PM
sigh

i hate teh pkrz

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($110.80)
Button ($27.35)
Hero (SB) ($57.45)
BB ($82.50)
UTG ($50)
MP ($69.15)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 3, 3
UTG bets $1.75, 1 fold, CO calls $1.75, Button calls $1.75, Hero calls $1.50, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($8.75) 3, K, Q (5 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, CO bets $7, 1 fold, Hero raises to $22, 2 folds, CO raises to $109.05 (All-In), Hero calls $33.70 (All-In)

Turn: ($120.15) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($120.15) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $120.15 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had 3, 3 (three of a kind, threes).
CO had Q, Q (three of a kind, Queens).
Outcome: CO won $117.15


Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($54.85)
SB ($153.20)
BB ($62.55)
UTG ($72.85)
Hero (MP) ($50)
CO ($51.15)

Preflop: Hero is MP with J, J
1 fold, Hero bets $2, 3 folds, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.25) 8, 7, J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3, BB raises to $6, Hero raises to $9, BB calls $3

Turn: ($22.25) Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $13, BB calls $13

River: ($48.25) K (2 players)
BB bets $38.55 (All-In), Hero calls $26 (All-In)

Total pot: $100.25 | Rake: $3

Results:
BB had 5, A (flush, Ace high).
Hero had J, J (three of a kind, Jacks).
Outcome: BB won $97.25


Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($58.05)
MP ($54.55)
Button ($64.20)
Hero (SB) ($50.25)
BB ($58.30)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A
1 fold, MP bets $1.75, Button calls $1.75, Hero raises to $7.50, 1 fold, MP calls $5.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($17.25) 4, 9, 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $9, MP calls $9

Turn: ($35.25) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $33.75 (All-In), MP calls $33.75

River: ($102.75) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $102.75 | Rake: $3

Last edited by skraper; 10-21-2009 at 10:12 PM.
10-21-2009 , 10:04 PM
bb-

wat?
10-21-2009 , 10:06 PM
I love older women

And about that AT hand: if the hand was posted from villain's perspective what do you think majority of this forum says about a calldown? Just saying...
10-21-2009 , 10:25 PM
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $68.40
CO: $50.85
BTN: $28.50
SB: $81.40
BB: $50.00
Hero (UTG): $77.30

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with 6 8
Hero raises to $3, MP calls $3, 2 folds, SB calls $2.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($9.50) 2 6 6 (3 players)
SB bets $7, Hero raises to $15.50, MP folds, SB raises to $32, Hero raises to $74.30 all in, SB calls $42.30

Turn: ($158.10) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($158.10) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $158.10
SB shows 7 7 (a full house, Sevens full of Sixes)
Hero shows 6 8 (a full house, Sixes full of Eights)
SB wins $155.35
(Rake: $2.75)
10-21-2009 , 10:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
Harper did you just decide to post all the hands that you won because a lot of those are pretty spewy
I was just posting a few from my last couple of sessions that I thought were kind of funny. I'm guessing the 99 and last AK hand are the ones you think are spewy?
10-21-2009 , 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $68.40
CO: $50.85
BTN: $28.50
SB: $81.40
BB: $50.00
Hero (UTG): $77.30

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with 6 8
Hero raises to $3, MP calls $3, 2 folds, SB calls $2.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($9.50) 2 6 6 (3 players)
SB bets $7, Hero raises to $15.50, MP folds, SB raises to $32, Hero raises to $74.30 all in, SB calls $42.30

Turn: ($158.10) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($158.10) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $158.10
SB shows 7 7 (a full house, Sevens full of Sixes)
Hero shows 6 8 (a full house, Sixes full of Eights)
SB wins $155.35
(Rake: $2.75)
Why such a big open?
10-21-2009 , 10:38 PM
Good or bad? Villain is 3 hands in but seems bad. At time I was thinking this is value.

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $7.40
SB: $5.35
BB: $5.05
UTG: $3.50
MP: $10.45
Hero (CO): $12.90

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with K Q
1 fold, MP calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.45, 1 fold, SB calls $0.40, 1 fold, MP calls $0.35

Flop: ($1.45) 8 9 J (3 players)
SB checks, MP checks, Hero bets $1, SB calls $1, MP folds

Turn: ($3.45) Q (2 players)
SB bets $1, Hero raises to $4.95, SB calls $2.90 all in
10-21-2009 , 10:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
Why such a big open?
So when he hits trips it's easier to get stacks in.

Only a player of mdorand's skills know what board is coming
10-21-2009 , 10:43 PM
wp sir

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($50)
BB ($54.65)
UTG ($36.50)
UTG+1 ($70.35)
Hero ($53.45)
BTN ($83.30)

Dealt to Hero Q Q

UTG raises to $1.90, fold, Hero raises to $5.75, BTN calls $5.75, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($14.15) 9 5 4

Hero bets $11, BTN raises to $77.55 (AI), Hero calls $36.70 (AI)

TURN ($109) 9 5 4 6

RIVER ($109) 9 5 4 6 K

Hero shows Q Q
(Pre 82%, Flop 87.2%, Turn 95.5%)

BTN shows J J
(Pre 18%, Flop 12.8%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero wins $106
10-21-2009 , 10:43 PM
goin out on a limb and sayin big open was cuz sb was a huge fish
10-21-2009 , 10:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $68.40
CO: $50.85
BTN: $28.50
SB: $81.40
BB: $50.00
Hero (UTG): $77.30

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with 6 8
Hero raises to $3, MP calls $3, 2 folds, SB calls $2.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($9.50) 2 6 6 (3 players)
SB bets $7, Hero raises to $15.50, MP folds, SB raises to $32, Hero raises to $74.30 all in, SB calls $42.30

Turn: ($158.10) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($158.10) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $158.10
SB shows 7 7 (a full house, Sevens full of Sixes)
Hero shows 6 8 (a full house, Sixes full of Eights)
SB wins $155.35
(Rake: $2.75)
oh this made me feel good.
10-21-2009 , 10:53 PM
the open size is because there was a poster and his dead SB, and obv a huge fish in the SB


Quote:
oh this made me feel good.
wishiewish,

seeing as it has nothing to do with gay men im surprised to hear you say that.
10-21-2009 , 10:55 PM
arent that kind of posts against forum rules?
10-21-2009 , 10:56 PM
why? are u assuming i meant something derogatory? YOU RACIST
10-21-2009 , 10:57 PM
gaycists itt
10-21-2009 , 11:00 PM
well then.
it is pretty obvious that you are the one posting your picture to attract young men in this forum. yet i respect your gayness, i am sorry but i am not.
still it makes me feel really good when somebody 2 outers you. fold pre fish.
10-21-2009 , 11:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darren
Summary of my day



Preflop: Hero is SB with K, A
2 folds, Hero bets $1.25, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3) 10, 3, 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BB raises $5, Hero raises $9, BB calls $6

Turn: ($25) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $15, BB calls $15

River: ($55) 2 (2 players)
Hero raises to $40.03 (All-In), BB calls $40.03

Total pot: $135.06

Results:
Hero had K, A (high card, Ace).
BB had 10, A (one pair, tens).
Outcome: BB won $133.06


fml
You 3b near min on a slightly wet board then bet 60% pot on turn? Doesn't really look like an overpair to me. I'd prob look you up on the river w/TPTK since the spades missed. But then I'm a station on the river.

Edit: Actually it looks like you raised to 11 on the flop even tho it says you raised to 9. Still a pretty small raise especially OOP. But it's really the turn that looks strange to me. Almost no regs that I've observed will bet 60% pot on the turn with an overpair (esp. OOP) when there's an obvious draw out.

Last edited by Syberduh; 10-21-2009 at 11:07 PM.
10-21-2009 , 11:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wishiewish
well then.
it is pretty obvious that you are the one posting your picture to attract young men in this forum. yet i respect your gayness, i am sorry but i am not.
still it makes me feel really good when somebody 2 outers you. fold pre fish.
I really wanted to continue but cmon dude you gotta try harder. I know english is your 2nd language, i just didnt realize until now that your first language was ******o
10-21-2009 , 11:07 PM
hmmm

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($81.35)
Hero ($50)
UTG ($67.85)
UTG+1 ($50)
CO ($59.75)
BTN ($60.45)

Dealt to Hero K A

UTG raises to $1.75, fold, fold, BTN raises to $6, fold, Hero raises to $18, fold, BTN calls $12

FLOP ($38) 2 T 2

Hero bets $32 (AI), BTN folds

Hero shows K A

Hero wins $36.10
10-21-2009 , 11:12 PM
Guy squeezed AQo in CO few hands before; I snapped this rly fast. Not to mention I initially got snapped off pretty hard, then resnapped him =)

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $9.70
CO: $19.35
BTN: $18.85
SB: $13.15
BB: $12.65
Hero (UTG): $12.15

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is UTG with Q Q
Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, CO raises to $1.65, 3 folds, MP says "KJ?", Hero raises to $12.15 all in, CO calls $10.50

Flop: ($24.45) K K 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($24.45) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($24.45) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $24.45
CO shows A K (three of a kind, Kings)
Hero shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Kings)
Hero wins $23.25
(Rake: $1.20)
10-21-2009 , 11:15 PM
always a set... am i right?

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $21.50
BTN: $103.10
SB: $70.50
Hero (BB): $106.10
UTG: $133.45

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Q Q
UTG calls $1, 3 folds, Hero raises to $5, UTG calls $4

Flop: ($10.50) 3 8 T (2 players)
Hero bets $7, UTG raises to $23, Hero raises to $101.10 all in, UTG folds

Final Pot: $56.50
Hero wins $53.70
(Rake: $2.80)


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $201.10
UTG: $100.00
MP: $123.30
CO: $286.20
BTN: $190.80
SB: $107.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with A T
1 fold, MP calls $1, 2 folds, SB raises to $5, Hero calls $4, MP calls $4

Flop: ($15.00) 8 6 5 (3 players)
SB bets $12, Hero calls $12, MP folds

Turn: ($39.00) 8 (2 players)
SB bets $29, Hero raises to $64, SB requests TIME, SB folds

Final Pot: $97.00
Hero wins $94.00
(Rake: $3.00)
10-21-2009 , 11:16 PM
beat : i was this close to get a fish to play me hu.. now he doesn´t reply =(
10-21-2009 , 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
I really wanted to continue but cmon dude you gotta try harder. I know english is your 2nd language, i just didnt realize until now that your first language was ******o
you feel like pro when you open 68s utg don´t you?
lol

      
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