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10-30-2008 , 02:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grindcore
Months ago I've told my parents that I ran $30 into $1000 once just having some weekend fun, then became a $1 sng grinder (which I did for months). Now I've sent her an email saying I'm being staked for NL50 (+explanation of what NL50 and a stake is). Her response:

"I trust that you remain smart and don't quit university. Unwished advice is seldomly welcome, but I just wanna say that you should keep it "small", what's it called, a small hand? (she probably meant stakes, thinking NL50 is uber balla high) Only few get far, at the costs of many others."


[x] LOL mommaments
Mom knows how to br manage imo.
10-30-2008 , 03:10 PM
$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($79.43)
UTG+1 ($10.95)
CO ($11.25)
BTN ($49.25)
SB ($52.40)
Hero ($50.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is BB 9 5
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 3 folds, Hero checks

Flop: Q Q K ($1.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

Turn: 6 ($1.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

River: K ($1.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

Final Pot: $2.15
Hero shows: 9 5
UTG+1 shows: 7 5

Hero wins $2.15 ( won +$1.15 )
UTG+1 lost -$1.00
10-30-2008 , 05:01 PM
+4.4K this month...
10-30-2008 , 06:52 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

BB went "you ****ing bluffer" in the chat before he shoved


$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($95.05)
Hero ($50.00)
BTN ($26.50)
SB ($56.60)
BB ($50.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 5 players) Hero is CO 7 3
UTG calls $0.50, Hero folds, 2 folds, BB checks

Flop: 8 9 K ($1.25, 2 players)
BB checks, UTG checks

Turn: J ($1.25, 2 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $0.50, BB calls $0.50

River: A ($2.25, 2 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $26, BB goes all-in $49, UTG calls $23

Final Pot: $97.25
BB shows: 7 5
UTG shows: 4 J

UTG wins $97.25 ( won +$47.25 )
BB lost -$50.00
10-30-2008 , 07:28 PM
See post above, playing against the same 2 villains. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK value:

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($180.56)
Hero ($50.00)
CO ($54.81)
BTN ($52.60)
SB ($9.50)
BB ($28.53)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 A 8
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3, 3 folds, BB goes all-in $28.53, UTG calls $28.03, Hero goes all-in $47, UTG folds

Flop: T 7 3 ($107.81, 2 players)

Turn: K ($107.81, 2 players)

River: 4 ($107.81, 2 players)

Final Pot: $104.31
BB shows: 8 9
Hero shows: A 8

BB wins $82.84 ( won +$54.31 )
Hero wins $21.47 ( lost -$28.53 )
UTG lost -$28.53

And

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($96.47)
CO ($107.28)
Hero ($101.18)
SB ($62.80)
BB ($46.50)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 5 players) Hero is BTN 7 7
UTG raises to $1.50, CO calls $1.50, Hero raises to $15, 2 folds, UTG calls $13.50, CO folds

Flop: T K K ($32.25, 2 players)
UTG bets $33, Hero calls $33

Turn: 3 ($98.25, 2 players)
UTG bets $48.47, Hero calls $48.47

River: 7 ($195.19, 2 players)

Final Pot: $192.19
UTG shows: 6 A
Hero shows: 7 7

Hero wins $192.19 ( won +$95.72 )
UTG lost -$96.47
CO lost -$1.50



SHIPPPPPPPPPP
10-30-2008 , 07:34 PM
grindcore wtf seriously those are like the most ***** insane hands ever. that **** actually happens? what site

Last edited by ToTheInternet; 10-30-2008 at 07:35 PM. Reason: not the first hand
10-30-2008 , 07:56 PM
I'm still laughing! iPoker
10-30-2008 , 11:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grindcore
Months ago I've told my parents that I ran $30 into $1000 once just having some weekend fun, then became a $1 sng grinder (which I did for months). Now I've sent her an email saying I'm being staked for NL50 (+explanation of what NL50 and a stake is). Her response:

"I trust that you remain smart and don't quit university. Unwished advice is seldomly welcome, but I just wanna say that you should keep it "small", what's it called, a small hand? (she probably meant stakes, thinking NL50 is uber balla high) Only few get far, at the costs of many others."


[x] LOL mommaments
good advice from your mom.
I 'm looking to stake/coach a player or two who is looking to move up stakes if anyone is intrested pm me.
10-31-2008 , 12:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jack frost
good advice from your mom.
I 'm looking to stake/coach a player or two who is looking to move up stakes if anyone is intrested pm me.
pm sent!
10-31-2008 , 05:30 PM
**** me in the ass

Everest Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.15/$0.25 (HH Converter by Kreatief)

BTN ($24.20) ___ (Hero)
SB ($24.80)
BB ($31.45)
MP2 ($27.70)
MP3 ($36.55)
CO ($36.45)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K, T
1 folds, MP3 calls $0.25, 1 folds, Hero calls $0.25, SB calls $0.10, BB checks,

Flop: K, T, 2 ( $1 )
SB checks, BB checks, MP3 bets $1.00, Hero raises to $4.00, 2 folds, MP3 raises to $13.00, Hero raises All-In $23.95, MP3 raises All-In $36.30,

Turn: 2 ( $66.9 )

River: Q ( $66.9 )

Results:
MP3 has A, A
Hero has K, T
Outcome: MP3 wins $46.50



Everest Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.15/$0.25 (HH Converter by Kreatief)

SB ($62.45)
BB ($37.30) ____ (Hero)
MP3 ($20.75)
CO ($29.15)
BTN ($15.15)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, A
MP3 calls $0.25, CO raises to $1.15, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.90, MP3 calls $0.90,

Flop: T, 9, K ( $3.6 )
Hero bets $3.00, 1 folds, CO raises to $6.00, Hero raises All-In $36.15, CO calls All-In $22.00,

Turn: A ( $62.6 )

River: 9 ( $62.6 )

Results:
Hero has K, A
CO has T, 9
Outcome: CO wins $57.60
11-01-2008 , 01:05 AM
I am a certified sicko imo.

HA table.

The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $26.05
Hero (BTN): $186.45
SB: $25.65
BB: $38.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 5 4
CO raises to $0.85, Hero calls $0.85, 1 fold, BB raises to $3.50, CO calls $2.65, Hero calls $2.65

Flop: ($10.60) 4 6 9 (3 players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($10.60) 2 (3 players)
BB checks, CO bets $3.25, Hero calls $3.25, BB folds

River: ($17.10) 8 (2 players)
CO bets $9.75, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $9.75

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $36.60
CO shows Ah 7h (Ace Nine high)
Hero shows 5s 4s (a pair of Fours)
Hero wins $34.80
(Rake: $1.80)

      
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