Jezus christ. 2 kinds of fish.

Fish 1
Standard average meh bad passive loose fish. Plenty of them.

Fish 2
Rare guy you won't ever see again. Luckily I have the ability to lose my whole stack against them within seconds. Like, EVERYTIME (which is rare) I see one these dbags something like this happens.


Poker Stars $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

MP1: $20.18
MP2: $25.00
CO: $24.44
BTN: $13.95
Hero (SB): $25.00
BB: $28.80
UTG: $27.73
UTG+1: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with A A
4 folds, CO raises to $2.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, CO raises to $24.44, Hero calls $18.44

Flop: ($49.13) 4 6 2 (2 players)

Turn: ($49.13) T (2 players)

River: ($49.13) 7 (2 players)

Final Pot: $49.13
CO shows 7 T
Hero shows A A
CO wins $47.13
(Rake: $2.00)

only seem to win pots at nl50 wen i suck out big time

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BB: $40.15
UTG: $79.70
UTG+1: $54.45
UTG+2: $115.40
MP1: $30.50
Hero (MP2): $74.95
CO: $50.00
BTN: $30.00
SB: $50.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP2 with K Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.75, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.75, 3 folds, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($5.50) J Q J (3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $3.50, BB folds, UTG+1 calls $3.50

Turn: ($12.50) K (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

River: ($12.50) K (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $12.50, Hero raises to $50, UTG+1 calls $36.70 all in

Play bad, run good:

Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

UTG+1: $4.14
UTG+2: $7.78
MP1: $10.44
MP2: $9.95
CO: $10.00
BTN: $7.91
SB: $5.70
Hero (BB): $15.99
UTG: $10.00

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with K K
4 folds, MP2 raises to $0.30, CO raises to $10 all in, 2 folds, Hero raises to $15.99 all in, 1 fold

Flop: ($20.35) J 3 K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($20.35) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($20.35) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $20.35
CO shows A A (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Hero shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Queens)
Hero wins $19.00
(Rake: $1.35)





Play good, run bad:

Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

CO: $6.11
Hero (BTN): $10.33
SB: $11.17
BB: $10.49
UTG: $6.76
UTG+1: $4.53
UTG+2: $14.10
MP1: $4.71
MP2: $17.80

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with K A
UTG raises to $0.20, 2 folds, MP1 raises to $0.70, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.80, 2 folds, UTG calls $1.60, MP1 requests TIME, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.45) 7 8 2 (2 players)
UTG bets $2.50, Hero raises to $5, UTG calls $2.46 all in

Turn: ($14.37) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($14.37) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $14.37
Hero shows K A (a pair of Twos)
UTG shows 9 9 (two pair, Nines and Twos)
UTG wins $13.42
(Rake: $0.95)

Not even 1/3rd of the way through November and this thread already almost 3 pages long, unl needs to run better.

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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CO: $48.50
BTN: $52.15
SB: $22.95
BB: $47.30
UTG: $51.00
UTG+1: $42.85
Hero (UTG+2): $51.30
MP1: $25.70
MP2: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+2 with 5 5
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, 2 folds, CO calls $1.75, 3 folds

Flop: ($4.25) A J A (2 players)
Hero bets $2.50, CO raises to $5, Hero raises to $7.50, CO calls $2.50

Turn: ($19.25) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $12, CO folds





fkn minraise donktards. those minraise cheap bets piss me off so much

variance: **** 10nl. i'm stuck and can't get out of this **** hole

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NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($10)
BB ($10)
UTG ($17.37)
UTG+1 ($4.27)
Hero ($10)
MP1 ($17.20)
MP2 ($11.90)
CO ($4.57)
BTN ($9.50)

Dealt to Hero A J

UTG raises to $0.30, fold, Hero raises to $0.90, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $0.60

FLOP ($1.95) 2 K 9

UTG checks, Hero bets $1.10, UTG calls $1.10

TURN ($4.15) 2 K 9 K

UTG checks, Hero checks

RIVER ($4.15) 2 K 9 K A

UTG bets $1, Hero calls $1

UTG shows Q K
(Pre 42%, Flop 83.4%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero shows A J
(Pre 58%, Flop 16.6%, Turn 0.0%)

UTG wins $5.86

what

I felt kind of gross calling this, but wtf

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

UTG+2: $12.75
MP1: $29.19
MP2: $26.55
Hero (CO): $36.80
BTN: $19.25
SB: $54.28
BB: $10.00
UTG: $11.21
UTG+1: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with J T
5 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, SB raises to $2.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.75

Flop: ($5.25) 8 5 7 (2 players)
SB bets $2.50, Hero raises to $7.25, SB calls $4.75

Turn: ($19.75) J (2 players)
SB bets $44.53 all in, Hero calls $27.05 all in

River: ($73.85) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $73.85
Hero shows J T (a pair of Jacks)
SB shows Q A (Ace Queen high)
Hero wins $70.85
(Rake: $3.00)

these are freaking everywhere at rush, and it always comes from the 4/3 guy so I have to fold, tilts me so bad

Huge Whale gets owned.

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

SB: $50.00
BB: $50.00
UTG: $55.70
UTG+1: $55.80
UTG+2: $50.00
MP1: $50.00
MP2: $52.25
CO: $77.10
Hero (BTN): $59.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with T A
UTG raises to $1, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls $1, 3 folds, Hero raises to $5.50, 2 folds, UTG calls $4.50, UTG+2 requests TIME, 1 fold

Flop: ($12.75) 2 5 7 (2 players)
UTG bets $8, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($28.75) 2 (2 players)
UTG bets $11, Hero calls $11

River: ($50.75) 2 (2 players)
UTG bets $18.50, Hero calls $18.50

Final Pot: $87.75
UTG shows K J (three of a kind, Twos)
Hero shows T A (three of a kind, Twos)
Hero wins $84.75
(Rake: $3.00)

Limp/calling EP is the text book way to get max value from your flopped straight flushes/



Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

UTG: $6.21
Hero (UTG+1): $5.05
MP1: $5.00
MP2: $7.24
CO: $6.58
BTN: $1.22
SB: $5.00
BB: $7.96

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG+1 with T J
1 fold, Hero calls $0.05, 1 fold, MP2 raises to $0.25, 4 folds, Hero calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.57) 8 9 7 (2 players)
Hero checks(lol), MP2 bets (lol)$0.40, Hero calls (lol)$0.40

Turn: ($1.37) T (2 players)
Hero checks(lol), MP2 checks

River: ($1.37) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $4.40 all in(too Late?), MP2 calls $4.40(nope)

Wanted to throw the hand history and the TILT it gave me here and move on


Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

UTG: $5.00
UTG+1: $3.22
MP1: $1.75
MP2: $8.22
CO: $5.24
Hero (BTN): $5.00
SB: $5.55
BB: $2.50

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with 8 8
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.05, 1 fold, MP2 raises to $0.15, CO calls $0.15, Hero calls $0.15, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls $0.10

Flop: ($0.67) 6 5 8 (4 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks, CO checks, Hero bets $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50, MP2 folds, CO folds

Turn: ($1.67) A (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $1.67, UTG+1 raises to $2.57 all in, Hero calls $0.90

River: ($6.81) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $6.81
UTG+1 shows 6 9 (a straight, Nine high)
Hero shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
UTG+1 wins $6.36
(Rake: $0.45)

Dead right, as usual

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em $0.05 Ante - 8 players
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Hero (UTG+1): $25.00
MP1: $39.71
MP2: $85.28
CO: $63.09
BTN: $45.02
SB: $25.00
BB: $25.83
UTG: $169.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+1 with A 6
UTG raises to $1, Hero calls $1, MP1 calls $1, MP2 calls $1, 2 folds, SB calls $0.90, 1 fold

Flop: ($5.65) 5 J 8 (5 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $4.25, MP1 calls $4.25, MP2 folds, SB calls $4.25, UTG folds

Turn: ($18.40) 5 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8, MP1 raises to $34.41 all in, SB folds, Hero calls $11.70 all in

River: ($57.80) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)



And then he says he couldn't believe I called, because I was drawing

finally flopped a set

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NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($14.23)
BB ($12.16)
UTG ($6.12)
UTG+1 ($11.52)
UTG+2 ($15.27)
MP1 ($7.85)
Hero ($10.53)
BTN ($10)

Dealt to Hero 4 4

fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.50, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.50, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($1.15) 4 J K

UTG+1 bets $0.80, Hero calls $0.80

TURN ($2.75) 4 J K T

UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $2.25, UTG+1 raises to $5.30, Hero raises to $9.23 (AI), UTG+1 calls $3.93

RIVER ($21.21) 4 J K T A

UTG+1 shows Q A
(Pre 47%, Flop 13.7%, Turn 77.3%)

Hero shows 4 4
(Pre 53%, Flop 86.3%, Turn 22.7%)

UTG+1 wins $20.16

Nice "lol's" What did he have?

I just experienced the fastest rush of big winning hands that I can ever recall. Thank goodness it happened during shot taking. Here are a few of the highlights that should earn a badge on PTR.


Full Tilt - $0.50 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

CO: $54.25
BTN: $50.00
Hero (SB): $67.45
BB: $35.60
UTG: $46.00
UTG+1: $137.80
MP: $69.35
MP+1: $58.15

Hero posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero has J J

UTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 raises to $2.50, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $2.25, BB calls $2.00, UTG calls $2.00

Flop: ($10.00, 4 players) 6 8 9
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks

Turn: ($10.00, 4 players) 9
Hero bets $4.00, BB calls $4.00, UTG calls $4.00, fold

River: ($22.00, 3 players) J
Hero bets $17.00, BB raises to $29.10 and is all-in, fold, Hero calls $12.10

BB shows 6 6 (Full House, Sixes full of Nines)
Hero shows J J (Full House, Jacks full of Nines)
Hero wins $77.20


Full Tilt - $0.50 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BB: $11.20
UTG: $51.85
UTG+1: $50.00
MP: $51.25
MP+1: $45.95
CO: $31.25
Hero (BTN): $57.25
SB: $55.20

SB posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero has Q A

fold, fold, fold, MP+1 calls $0.50, fold, Hero raises to $2.00, fold, fold, MP+1 calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.75, 2 players) J 9 T
MP+1 checks, Hero bets $3.85, MP+1 calls $3.85

Turn: ($12.45, 2 players) 6
MP+1 bets $4.00, Hero calls $4.00

River: ($20.45, 2 players) K
MP+1 bets $7.00, Hero raises to $47.40 and is all-in, MP+1 calls $29.10 and is all-in

Hero shows Q A (Royal Flush)
MP+1 mucks 8 Q (Straight, King High)
Hero wins $89.65


I was up about $33 during my first hour long session and played another hour where apparently the stars were aligned in my favor.

lol, there are some days probability really doesn't work.

just because there are two aces on the board, i has one and its unlikely he has the last, that doesn't of course mean villain doesn't have it.

=/

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NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($5.15)
BB ($17.37)
UTG ($7.51)
UTG+1 ($11.89)
UTG+2 ($7)
MP1 ($9.11)
Hero ($10)
BTN ($11.67)

Dealt to Hero 6 6

UTG calls $0.10, UTG+1 calls $0.10, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.10, fold, SB calls $0.05, BB checks

FLOP ($0.50) 6 7 K

SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets $0.30, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to $1.15, SB folds, BB folds, UTG raises to $4, Hero raises to $9.90 (AI), UTG calls $3.41 (AI)

TURN ($15.32) 6 7 K A

RIVER ($15.32) 6 7 K A K

Hero shows 6 6
(Pre 18%, Flop 4.3%, Turn 2.3%)

UTG shows 7 7
(Pre 82%, Flop 95.7%, Turn 97.7%)

UTG wins $14.56

no money in going for value, only money in coolering people

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NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($6.32)
Hero ($10.72)
UTG ($2.41)
UTG+1 ($3.62)
UTG+2 ($8.03)
MP1 ($11.30)
MP2 ($11.20)
CO ($5)
BTN ($10)

Dealt to Hero J J

UTG calls $0.10, UTG+1 raises to $1.15, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $3.60, UTG calls $2.31 (AI), UTG+1 calls $2.47 (AI)

FLOP ($9.76) 3 2 4

TURN ($9.76) 3 2 4 5

RIVER ($9.76) 3 2 4 5 9

Hero shows J J
(Pre 11%, Flop 4.8%, Turn 4.0%)

UTG shows A A
(Pre 84%, Flop 86.6%, Turn 48.0%)

UTG+1 shows J A
(Pre 5%, Flop 8.6%, Turn 48.0%)

UTG wins $3.53
UTG+1 wins $5.69

****ING DAMNIT
TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP
NEVER RAISE NEVER RAISE NEVER RAISE NEVER RAISE NEVER RAISE

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NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($11.20)
BB ($11.20)
UTG ($5.05)
UTG+1 ($10.15)
UTG+2 ($6.27)
Hero ($10)
MP2 ($3.52)
CO ($6)
BTN ($7.58)

Dealt to Hero A K

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.35, fold, fold, BTN calls $0.35, SB calls $0.30, fold

FLOP ($1.15) 2 A 7

SB checks, Hero bets $0.65, BTN calls $0.65, SB folds

TURN ($2.45) 2 A 7 J

Hero bets $1.50, BTN calls $1.50

RIVER ($5.45) 2 A 7 J A

Hero bets $5.10, BTN calls $5.08 (AI)

BTN shows 4 8
(Pre 38%, Flop 38.9%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero shows A K
(Pre 62%, Flop 61.1%, Turn 0.0%)

BTN wins $14.85

misread my position on every street....end up costing me a big pot

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NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($16.14)
BB ($10.43)
UTG ($9.51)
Hero ($11.14)
UTG+2 ($10.39)
MP1 ($9.70)
MP2 ($8.34)
CO ($10)
BTN ($13.42)

Dealt to Hero K A

fold, Hero raises to $0.35, fold, MP1 calls $0.35, fold, CO calls $0.35, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($1.20) A 4 6

Hero bets $0.70, MP1 folds, CO raises to $1.80, Hero calls $1.10

TURN ($4.80) A 4 6 7

Hero bets $2.95, CO calls $2.95

RIVER ($10.70) A 4 6 7 8

Hero checks, CO bets $4.90 (AI), Hero folds

CO wins $10.18

[x] doing it wrong

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NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($25.10)
Hero ($10.02)
UTG ($11.42)
UTG+1 ($7.27)
UTG+2 ($9.80)
MP1 ($5.71)
CO ($8.14)
BTN ($23.16)

Dealt to Hero K Q

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to $0.30, fold, Hero calls $0.20

FLOP ($0.65) J Q A

Hero checks, BTN bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

TURN ($1.65) J Q A 3

Hero checks, BTN checks

RIVER ($1.65) J Q A 3 7

Hero bets $0.90, BTN calls $0.90

BTN shows Q 7
(Pre 23%, Flop 17.1%, Turn 13.6%)

Hero shows K Q
(Pre 77%, Flop 82.9%, Turn 86.4%)

BTN wins $3.29

this is what i get for trying to get value. i shoudl have just made him fold and avoided the variance

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NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Poker Stars
Hero ($16.09)
BB ($28.28)
UTG ($32.35)
UTG+1 ($10)
UTG+2 ($10.19)
MP1 ($10)
CO ($8.41)
BTN ($12.22)

Dealt to Hero K A

UTG raises to $0.40, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.30, fold, UTG raises to $3.60, Hero raises to $5.90, UTG calls $2.30

FLOP ($11.90) 4 6 K

Hero checks, UTG checks

TURN ($11.90) 4 6 K 8

Hero bets $10.19 (AI), UTG calls $10.19

RIVER ($32.28) 4 6 K 8 6

UTG shows Q Q
(Pre 54%, Flop 13.3%, Turn 25.0%)

Hero shows K A
(Pre 46%, Flop 86.7%, Turn 75.0%)

UTG wins $30.70

ruined by the river yet again

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NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($9.04)
BB ($13.57)
UTG ($16.36)
UTG+1 ($10.43)
UTG+2 ($10)
Hero ($10.25)
BTN ($10)

Dealt to Hero Q J

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.25, fold, fold, BB raises to $1, Hero raises to $2.25, BB calls $1.25

FLOP ($4.55) 2 Q K

BB checks, Hero checks

TURN ($4.55) 2 Q K J

BB bets $2.90, Hero calls $2.90

RIVER ($10.35) 2 Q K J 2

BB bets $8.42 (AI), Hero folds

BB wins $9.85

gg 10nl, -7.5 BIs tonight.

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NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($10)
BB ($14.21)
UTG ($22.27)
Hero ($10.59)
UTG+2 ($9.61)
MP1 ($10.62)
CO ($18.06)
BTN ($10)

Dealt to Hero Q Q

fold, Hero raises to $0.40, UTG+2 raises to $1.05, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.65

FLOP ($2.25) 9 5 2

Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $2, Hero raises to $4.95, UTG+2 raises to $8.56 (AI), Hero calls $3.61

TURN ($19.37) 9 5 2 4

RIVER ($19.37) 9 5 2 4 8

Hero shows Q Q
(Pre 18%, Flop 12.8%, Turn 25.0%)

UTG+2 shows K K
(Pre 82%, Flop 87.2%, Turn 75.0%)

UTG+2 wins $18.41

dude coinflips you play so loose lol