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looololol that link is awesome

So Ive been slowly easing back into online play after a long stretch of playing live, kind of board sitting at tables for so log with nothing happening. Started playing with the little money I still had on stars. After playing on cake for a long time last year.

Is it just me or is 5nl full of nit regs and 10nl is actually more profitable? I'm guessing the 50bb 10nl tables have snagged much of 5nl fish action. I realize both games are full of horrible players at any given time just as someone who has not played online too much over the past year or so found this pretty funny.

fml 000 miles from home been stuck on hwy for hour. goin a mile and gotta piss. accident up ahead

it's just you. players at 5nl are even worse than 10nl. they are literally forcefeeding you cheeseburgers.

You live on the hwy?

Good start to this session. Most not of liked me winning 8 bi's yesterday. First ten hands, top pai + open ended royal flush draw < bottom two and open ended str8 flush draw < top pair.

maybe its just the times I play, seems like every other table is like 4 12+ tabling regs and one bad player. I mean the regs are super easy to exploit. My sample size is small however. Granted I'm not saying either stake is tough or anything. Its been a while since I played 5nl so maybe I just remember it as like 90% fishcakes or something.

im giggling like a girl

gonna be 2 accidents very soon

Lot of those regs lose a heck of a lot. More than a fish who donates 10$ every now and then. Those nits make the table great when there on your left. You can play 40/35 and open MP, CO, and BTN every hand against the fish on your right. You win every small pot and it adds up huge. Just don't play a big pot with the nit when they put money in past the flop.

someone start the novembers result thread, need some inspiration for december grind

two simultaneous hands

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($17)
Villain (SB) ($4.05)
BB ($10.15)
UTG ($18.07)
MP ($10.42)
CO ($10)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, A
UTG bets $0.30, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1, Villain calls $0.95, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.40) 6, A, 3 (2 players)
Villain checks, Hero bets $1.20, Villain calls $1.20

Turn: ($4.80) J (2 players)
Villain bets $1.85 (All-In), Hero calls $1.85

River: ($8.50) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $8.50 | Rake: $0.41

Results:
Hero had K, A (one pair, Aces).
Villain had 10, A (two pair, Aces and tens).
Outcome: $8.50 returned to Villain


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($9.95)
BB ($12.07)
UTG ($10.40)
Villain (MP) ($5.09)
CO ($10)
Hero (Button) ($10.13)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, K
1 fold, Villain bets $0.30, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, Villain raises to $5.09 (All-In), Hero calls $4.09

Flop: ($10.33) 7, 6, 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($10.33) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($10.33) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $10.33 | Rake: $0.51

Results:
Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and sixes).
Villain had 9, 10 (straight, Jack high).
Outcome: Villain won $9.82


[?] last beats of november

that's a double whammy

he may be a huge troll however tbh he wasnt to terrible at poker. just is a BR nit. im surprised he got the roll for it so quick at NL 25. however i am not surpirsed he is playing at NL50.

i think he is better than me in someways

why is that meth-addled ****** at 50nl and I am at 10nl? FML

moral victory.


also my internet got blocked from 18M to 0,5M speed for not paying the bills. so both browsing and playing is just not possible ATM

cant get hands in

lol yea internet problems tilt me pretty hard

especially since bills were not payed due to their fault of being incompetent dickheads and not sending me bills, cuz eventho i have the right email on the contract with them they put a wrong one in their system... FFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!

wow thats sucks. i hope they didnt send a report in to your credit company or that really hurts your credit score.

did you clear it up yet?

I have never been SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTED

I should probably quit

But **** that

u should prob quit

oh wow. well my lawyer will be taking this on with them starting tomorrow. i placed complaints last time couple months ago, and now i ask what happened with that since i didnt get no response to that and by the law i should be. they are like, your last complaint in our system was 2009. so i was on the phone for 30 minutes placing a complaint last time and basically they didnt save it... heads shall fall. I am ****ing lifetilted and pissed right now. no normal internet till tomorrow.
and instead of grinding now I will have to be providing my lawyer with the info to butt**** them till they give me free internets for life or something

Yeah I am done. I have calmed down. Its funny because I didn't even lose that much money. I was just sitting at the fishiest table anyone has ever sat at and couldnt win a pot. It just kept making me madder and madder.

So I've got a question for guys like Krax who play these hyperaggro pots with 7-hi looking to take down monsters by never acknowledging the fold button - how much of a read do you wait to have on a guy before you start playing like this? I'm not knocking the style, 'cause I wish I could handread like that, but you aren't running this stuff against unknowns are you?

Don't be silly, krax can't handread.