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05-17-2008 , 05:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevroc
I dont make fun of children

Only GINGERS!

lol
Is this personal? Did you know I'm actually a ginger? WE ARE PEOPLE TOO
05-17-2008 , 05:35 PM
Hooray.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($7.40)
MP2 ($9.40)
MP3 ($1.60)
CO ($3.70)
Button ($1.80)
SB ($11.95)
BB ($12.15)
UTG ($2)
UTG+1 ($20.45)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q, Q.
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.4, 3 folds, Button calls $0.40, 1 fold, BB calls $0.30.

Flop: ($1.25) 3, K, 3 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.8, Button raises to $1.4 (all-in), BB calls $1.40, Hero calls $0.60.

Turn: ($5.45) Q (3 players)
BB bets $1.8, Hero raises to $3.6, BB raises to $10.35 (all-in), Hero calls $2 (all-in)

River: ($16.65) 9 (3 players)

Final Pot: $16.65 (Rake: $0.80)
Main Pot: $5.20, between Hero, Button and BB. > Pot won by Hero ($5.20).
Side Pot: $10.65, between Hero and BB. > Pot won by Hero ($10.65).

Results:
BB has 3 A (three of a kind, threes).
Hero has Q Q (full house, queens full of threes).
Button shows K Q (two pair, kings and queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $15.85. [/color]
05-17-2008 , 05:57 PM
for all you cats running terribly, log in and play cuz my heater just ended so the cosmic forces of the poker universe are probably in your favor so hurrrrry.
05-17-2008 , 06:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keepitreal
for all you cats running terribly, log in and play cuz my heater just ended so the cosmic forces of the poker universe are probably in your favor so hurrrrry.
Errrr i actually find that when SOME people in the forum start running bad, I too start running bad.

And dont come with that "The Secret" bull****, Im talking about putting my money in ahead and coming out a loser.

Im thinking Stars rigs 2p2ers accounts so that when one account is doom/boomswitched we all get screwed/favored. Any thoughts on my theory?
05-17-2008 , 06:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by I vi ii V7
Are you sammyg77 on FT? (or something like that....sammyg and then a couple numbers at the end)
yes.. SammyG77
05-17-2008 , 06:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by speedle
Any thoughts on my theory?
Many flaws.
05-17-2008 , 06:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chargers In 08
Many flaws.
Elaborate please?

I got proof dude.
05-17-2008 , 06:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by speedle
Elaborate please?

I got proof dude.
Quote:
Originally Posted by speedle
Errrr i actually find that when SOME people in the forum start running bad, I too start running bad.
playing bad =/= running bad
05-17-2008 , 06:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chargers In 08
playing bad =/= running bad
http://tazeelo.ytmnd.com/
05-17-2008 , 06:22 PM
I'm slowly but surely coming up to a Pooh Bah status. Is there something I can write about that will be interesting?

edit: Speedle, you need a new avatar too
05-17-2008 , 06:33 PM
No, this one is fine because it symbolizes perfectly the way I approach poker: always looking for the simplest way to exploit my opponent with the maximum amount of style possible.

Ill look for a substitute for Mister Bergkamp who falls on the same category then
05-17-2008 , 07:33 PM
Quote:
No, this one is fine because it symbolizes perfectly the way I approach poker: always looking for the simplest way to exploit my opponent with the maximum amount of style possible.
Good form Sir.

Hmmmm, that makes me "as cool as the underside of a pillow" and "always has a plan".
05-17-2008 , 08:10 PM
If anyone has trouble multitabling tiled and has never tried cascaded, give it a try!

A few days ago I moved all the way down to 10nl to try it out (and to practice for the live 1/2 games in Vegas this summer). I was playing between 4 and 9 tiled at 100nl, and messed up quite a bit with more than 9. I think I was trying to think about all of the hands at once when I could see all of the tables. I'm up to 20 tables now at 10nl without too much trouble (no HUD for now though and playing a little tighter than normal). I'll definitely be able to handle the 24 max like this. I'll probably slowly move up through the levels again to make sure I'm comfortable playing this many when the money matters a little more. I'd be happy if I could play 12 at 100nl though. Try it out if you have the same problem as me!
05-17-2008 , 09:55 PM
ftp: cuz flopping the nuts is overrated, and we can **** you in more ways than you think

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG+1: $85.85
Hero (MP1): $84.50
MP2: $38.85
CO: $73.00
BTN: $50.40
SB: $40.65
BB: $13.50
UTG: $16.45

Pre Flop: Hero is MP1 with J 9
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, 1 fold, CO calls $1.75, 3 folds

Flop: ($4.25) 8 7 T (2 players)
Hero bets $3, CO raises to $13, Hero raises to $82.75 all in, CO calls $58.25 all in

Turn: ($146.75) J

River: ($146.75) 9

Final Pot: $146.75
Hero shows Js 9s (a straight, Jack high)
CO shows 8s 8c (a straight, Jack high)
Hero wins $71.90
CO wins $71.85
(Rake: $3.00)

and then the guy types in chat, "couldn't put you on J9 there"

Last edited by five4suited; 05-17-2008 at 10:03 PM.
05-17-2008 , 10:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by badatmath
(and to practice for the live 1/2 games in Vegas this summer)
LOL
05-17-2008 , 10:15 PM
i somehow forgot that u dont have FE on sat night...
05-17-2008 , 10:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keepitreal
i somehow forgot that u dont have FE on sat night...
ahhhhh thanks for reminding me!
05-17-2008 , 10:37 PM
since im screwing up left and right i might as well remind you all not to make every hero call possible. cuz u aint always ahead
05-17-2008 , 10:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keepitreal
since im screwing up left and right i might as well remind you all not to make every hero call possible. cuz u aint always ahead
Hero calls is why I am a losing/breakeven player. I could use a daily PM reminder imo.
05-17-2008 , 11:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxrod17xx
Hero calls is why I am a losing/breakeven player. I could use a daily PM reminder imo.
ok, but i charge. so it might not even be worth it.
05-17-2008 , 11:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keepitreal
ok, but i charge. so it might not even be worth it.
def not post it notes are cheap right?
05-17-2008 , 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxrod17xx
def not post it notes are cheap right?
yes but the sticky stuff is questionable at best. tattoos on the forehead in reverse for mirror viewing are ideal!
05-17-2008 , 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keepitreal
yes but the sticky stuff is questionable at best. tattoos on the forehead in reverse for mirror viewing are ideal!
gotcha perma ink is key imo
05-17-2008 , 11:23 PM
because somebody is thinking it, im gonna preemptively tell us to get a room
05-17-2008 , 11:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keepitreal
because somebody is thinking it, im gonna preemptively tell us to get a room
i just assumed you were a guy guess I was wrong, time fo you to post in the FR pic thread imo

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=108488

      
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