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05-29-2009 , 01:32 AM
What lol....

Party Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BB: $47.20
Hero (BTN/SB): $54.30

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with T 8
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 3 J 7 (2 players)
BB bets $1.00, Hero raises to $4, BB calls $3

Turn: ($11.00) T (2 players)
BB bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

River: ($18.00) K (2 players)
BB bets $7.50, Hero calls $7.50

Final Pot: $33.00
BB shows 4 7
Hero shows T 8
Hero wins $32.50
(Rake: $0.50)
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05-29-2009 , 01:39 AM
Sometimes the poker gods do bless you with good rivers.

Party Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP2: $71.05
CO: $9.75
BTN: $13.40
SB: $10.00
BB: $51.85
UTG: $131.85
Hero (UTG+1): $104.80
UTG+2: $21.40
MP1: $56.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+1 with A A
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3, 7 folds, UTG calls $2.50

Flop: ($6.75) 8 9 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $5.75, UTG calls $5.75

Turn: ($18.25) 5 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $19.75, UTG calls $19.75

River: ($57.75) 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $76.30, UTG calls $76.30

Final Pot: $210.35
Hero shows A A
Hero wins $207.35
(Rake: $3.00)

Oh he has 97o I think
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05-29-2009 , 01:50 AM
[QUOTE=cabdo;10924025]I almost flipped my **** when this flop came, but awesome! Cleared out a third of the table with this hand.

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG: $49.25
UTG+1: $11.45
UTG+2: $50.00
MP1: $61.65
MP2: $19.00
Hero (CO): $56.50
BTN: $53.70
SB: $20.05
BB: $23.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with K K
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.75, 1 fold, SB raises to $7, BB calls $6.50, UTG+1 calls $6.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $56.50 all in, SB calls $13.05 all in, BB calls $16 all in, UTG+1 calls $4.45 all in

Flop: ($78.00) Q 6 T

Turn: ($78.00) 2

River: ($78.00) 3

Final Pot: $78.00
UTG+1 shows T 9 (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
SB shows Q A (a pair of Queens)
BB shows Q K (a pair of Queens)
Hero wins $44.00
(Rake: $34.00)[/QUOTE]

Wat?? Is the rake at FT really THAT high?
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05-29-2009 , 03:06 AM
I am daniel negreanu. Put people on hands but fail to act on it.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BB: $10.00
UTG: $41.85
UTG+1: $103.80
UTG+2: $54.10
Hero (MP1): $53.00
MP2: $51.15
CO: $10.75
BTN: $50.00
SB: $9.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP1 with K A
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.50, 5 folds

Flop: ($3.75) A 6 3 (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $2.50, Hero calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.75) 9 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $3, UTG+1 calls $3

River: ($14.75) J (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $9, UTG+1 raises to $25, Hero calls $16

Final Pot: $64.75
UTG+1 shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero mucks K A
UTG+1 wins $61.75
(Rake: $3.00)

edit: ok nevermind that, i played that like ass

Last edited by I vi ii V7; 05-29-2009 at 03:13 AM.
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05-29-2009 , 03:16 AM
Today's session, 50NL

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05-29-2009 , 03:21 AM
It's a TARP!


Party Poker $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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BB: $20.90
UTG: $29.45
CO: $23.95
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 6 3
1 fold, CO calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, 2 folds, CO calls $1

Flop: ($2.85) 4 2 8 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $2.00, CO raises to $4, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($10.85) 7 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $8.00, CO calls $8

River: ($26.85) 8 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $11.75, CO calls $10.70 all in

Final Pot: $48.25
Hero shows 6 3
Hero wins $45.20
Hero wins $1.05
(Rake: $2.00)


Villain had QQ, btw.
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05-29-2009 , 03:22 AM
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP1: $5.10
MP2: $19.90
CO: $24.30
Hero (BTN): $50.60
SB: $9.70
BB: $32.55
UTG: $16.35
UTG+1: $8.05

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 7 8
UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.25, SB calls $0.15, BB checks

Flop: ($1.25) 9 T J (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets $2, MP2 folds, Hero raises to $5.50, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls $3.50

Turn: ($12.25) J (2 players)
UTG bets $5, Hero calls $5

River: ($22.25) 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $5.60, UTG calls $5.60 all in

Final Pot: $33.45
Hero shows 7 8 (a straight, Seven to Jack)
UTG mucks 5 5
Hero wins $31.85
(Rake: $1.60)

LOL. Villain says in chat "the only way I could win is to bet..."
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05-29-2009 , 05:14 AM
mmmmkay.....


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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SB: $30.00
BB: $103.70
UTG: $31.65
UTG+1: $83.00
UTG+2: $48.35
MP1: $11.50
Hero (MP2): $50.00
CO: $9.45
BTN: $62.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP2 with Q A
UTG calls $0.50, 3 folds, Hero raises to $2.25, 4 folds, UTG calls $1.75

Flop: ($5.25) 9 3 Q (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $3.50, UTG raises to $8.50, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($22.25) 2 (2 players)
UTG bets $5, Hero calls $5

River: ($32.25) A (2 players)
UTG bets $15.90 all in, Hero calls $15.90

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $64.05
UTG shows 5d 4h (a straight, Ace to Five)
Hero mucks Qs Ah
UTG wins $61.05
(Rake: $3.00)
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05-29-2009 , 06:23 PM
LMAO can't believe I held



Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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BB: $50.00
UTG: $24.50
UTG+1: $26.25
MP1: $22.70
MP2: $25.00
CO: $26.00
Hero (BTN): $50.20
SB: $49.50

MP2 posts a big blind ($0.50)

Pre Flop: ($1.25) Hero is BTN with Q Q
UTG raises to $1, UTG+1 calls $1, MP1 calls $1, MP2 calls $0.50, CO calls $1, Hero raises to $9, 2 folds, UTG calls $8, UTG+1 calls $8, MP1 calls $8, MP2 raises to $25 all in, 1 fold, Hero raises to $50.20 all in, UTG calls $15.50 all in, UTG+1 calls $17.25 all in, MP1 calls $13.70 all in

Flop: ($126.45) T 7 3 (5 players - 5 are all in)

Turn: ($126.45) 5 (5 players - 5 are all in)

River: ($126.45) 9 (5 players - 5 are all in)

Final Pot: $126.45
UTG mucks A K
UTG+1 shows 3 4 (a pair of Threes)
MP1 mucks 6 7
MP2 mucks 2 3
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
Hero wins $2.50
Hero wins $1.50
Hero wins $7.20
Hero wins $112.25
(Rake: $3.00)
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05-29-2009 , 06:36 PM
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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Hero (CO): $20.40
BTN: $25.95
SB: $25.35
BB: $13.50
UTG: $25.60
UTG+1: $28.50
MP1: $13.00
MP2: $16.60

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with 6 6
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25, 2 folds, BB checks

Flop: ($0.85) Q 5 J (3 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($0.85) 6 (3 players)
BB checks, MP2 bets $16.35 all in, Hero calls $16.35, BB folds

River: ($33.55) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $33.55
Hero shows 6 6 (a full house, Sixes full of Jacks)
MP2 shows 4 K (a pair of Jacks)
Hero wins $31.90
(Rake: $1.65)
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05-29-2009 , 06:38 PM
[X] BvB
[X] set over set
[ ] overkill

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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UTG: $34.95
UTG+1: $26.05
MP: $45.35
CO: $28.10
BTN: $14.65
Hero (SB): $25.00
BB: $25.35

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with K K
5 folds, Hero raises to $1, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.00) 8 K 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.50, BB raises to $3, Hero raises to $10.50, BB raises to $24.35 all in, Hero calls $13.50 all in

Turn: ($50.00) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($50.00) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Overkill? There is no such thing as overkill! (Villain naturally had 66 and got what he deserved.)
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05-29-2009 , 09:40 PM
why do i play donkaments again? This pot gave him the chip lead. Note the name, he's the #1 profit player for $2-5 stakes this year, and he made sure I knew it in chat. "It's okay that I got it in way behind, I'm the best player at these stakes." Bad beats bother me way more at the end of a $4 donkament than they do in 25nl.

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t150/t300 Blinds + t25 - 7 players
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1stTilt (CO): t8445 M = 13.51
Hero (BTN): t9695 M = 15.51
evospeed09 (SB): t11198 M = 17.92
10NATEDOGG69 (BB): t16625 M = 26.60
Texas Bilout (UTG): t11519 M = 18.43
froab (UTG+1): t11898 M = 19.04
icenonni (MP): t8064 M = 12.90

Pre Flop: (t625) Hero is BTN with K K
1 fold, froab raises to t900, 2 folds, Hero raises to t2500, 2 folds, froab calls t1600

Flop: (t5625) 7 9 2 (2 players)
froab bets t9373 all in, Hero calls t7170 all in

Turn: (t19965) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t19965) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t19965
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Nines)
froab shows 9 A (three of a kind, Nines)
froab wins t19965

Best player at the stakes flats a 3bet OOP for 25% of effective stacks holding a hand that is behind literally every single hand in my 3betting range (which he has to know... we're at two tables together and I'm sure he's running a HUD). Plus the flop shove is pretty meh.




Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t50 - 8 players
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Backaman (CO): t25067 M = 19.28
mustangroush (BTN): t33160 M = 25.51
Kaller06 (SB): t3686 M = 2.84
Hero (BB): t14538 M = 11.18
calheirosg (UTG): t7132 M = 5.49
popesku10 (UTG+1): t19708 M = 15.16
coldgin2255 (MP1): t17279 M = 13.29
kayakj (MP2): t8835 M = 6.80

Pre Flop: (t1300) Hero is BB with T 9
2 folds, coldgin2255 calls t600, kayakj calls t600, 2 folds, Kaller06 calls t300, Hero checks

Flop: (t2800) 9 5 T (4 players)
Kaller06 checks, Hero bets t2000, coldgin2255 folds, kayakj calls t2000, Kaller06 raises to t3036 all in, Hero calls t1036, kayakj calls t1036

Turn: (t11908) K (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero checks, kayakj checks

River: (t11908) 5 (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero bets t2000, kayakj calls t2000

Final Pot: t15908
Kaller06 mucks 9 T
Hero shows T 9 (two pair, Tens and Nines)
kayakj shows Q K (two pair, Kings and Fives)
kayakj wins t4000
kayakj wins t11908

Why did you call the flop, I say? "I had two pairs" he says. Guess I shoudln't have bet the river, I was sure he had QT or JT. ugh.

FML.

Last edited by EnigmaZero; 05-29-2009 at 09:52 PM.
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05-29-2009 , 11:25 PM
Worst turn ever.

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+1: $34.81
Hero (UTG+2): $25.00
MP1: $26.46
MP2: $52.31
CO: $81.11
BTN: $49.65
SB: $18.93
BB: $25.00
UTG: $27.34

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG+2 with K K
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, 1 fold, MP2 calls $0.85, CO calls $0.85, 1 fold, SB calls $0.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.65) T J 2 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.75, MP2 folds, CO calls $2.75, SB folds

Turn: ($9.15) K (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $5.50, Hero raises to $21.40 all in, CO calls $15.90

River: ($51.95) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $51.95
Hero shows Kd Ks (a full house, Kings full of Tens)
CO shows Ah Qh (a Royal Flush)
CO wins $49.36
(Rake: $2.59)
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05-30-2009 , 12:18 AM
sigh. could have gotten away, obviously. still annoying.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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CO: $50.50
BTN: $64.75
SB: $65.15
BB: $52.55
UTG: $59.50
UTG+1: $103.90
UTG+2: $50.75
MP1: $49.75
Hero (MP2): $53.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP2 with 2 A
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.50, 2 folds, SB calls $0.25, BB checks

Flop: ($2.00) 2 9 2 (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, SB calls $1.50, BB folds

Turn: ($6.50) J (3 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 bets $2, Hero raises to $7, SB folds, UTG+1 calls $5

River: ($20.50) Q (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $5, Hero raises to $21, UTG+1 raises to $94.90 all in, Hero calls $23.60 all in

Final Pot: $109.70
UTG+1 shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Deuces)
Hero mucks 2 A
UTG+1 wins $106.70
(Rake: $3.00)
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05-30-2009 , 12:30 AM
I am so ****ing sick of these god damn fish sucking out on me with their crap hands time after time after time.

Hand #1
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG: $17.00
UTG+1: $25.35
UTG+2: $19.65
MP1: $10.85
MP2: $9.00
Hero (CO): $20.55
BTN: $15.00
SB: $10.50
BB: $13.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with Q Q
5 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 2 folds, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.60) T 4 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.25, BB raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $12, BB raises to $12.50 all in, Hero calls $0.50

Turn: ($26.60) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($26.60) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $26.60
Hero mucks Q Q
BB shows A T (three of a kind, Tens)
BB wins $25.30
(Rake: $1.30)


Hand #2
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP1: $26.85
MP2: $14.25
CO: $27.70
BTN: $29.20
SB: $25.00
BB: $14.30
UTG: $12.45
UTG+1: $23.50
Hero (UTG+2): $25.65

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG+2 with 5 5
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, 3 folds, BTN calls $0.85, 1 fold, BB calls $0.60

Flop: ($2.65) 9 Q 5 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2, BTN folds, BB calls $2

Turn: ($6.65) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($6.65) A (2 players)
BB bets $2, Hero calls $2

Final Pot: $10.65
BB shows 6 J (a flush, King high)
Hero mucks 5 5
BB wins $10.15
(Rake: $0.50)


Hand #3
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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MP: $14.75
Hero (CO): $23.15
BTN: $43.75
SB: $25.05
BB: $14.40
UTG: $25.35
UTG+1: $34.65

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with 5 5
2 folds, MP calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, MP calls $1

Flop: ($2.85) 7 4 K (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $1.65, MP calls $1.65

Turn: ($6.15) 6 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $4, MP calls $4

River: ($14.15) Q (2 players)
MP checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $14.15
MP shows 6 3 (a pair of Sixes)
Hero mucks 5 5
MP wins $13.50
(Rake: $0.65)


Hand #4
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG: $4.30
UTG+1: $7.10
UTG+2: $16.60
MP1: $42.55
MP2: $5.75
Hero (CO): $23.70
BTN: $34.10
SB: $5.40
BB: $17.70

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with T T
4 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, MP2 calls $1

Flop: ($2.85) 2 Q 3 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $2, MP2 raises to $4.50 all in, Hero calls $2.50

Turn: ($11.85) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($11.85) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $11.85
MP2 shows Q 9 (a pair of Queens)
Hero mucks T T
MP2 wins $11.30
(Rake: $0.55)
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05-30-2009 , 01:57 AM
PartyPoker, $0.10/0.25 Hold'em Cash Games, 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
CO: $34.37
Button: $23.90
SB: $16.81
BB: $24.30
UTG: $5
UTG+1: $25
MP1: $159.57
MP2: $8.45
MP3: $29.20

Dealt to Button 4 3

Pre-flop:
(1 folds), MP1 raises to $.75, (1 folds), MP3 calls $.75, CO calls $.75, Button calls $.75, (2 folds)

Flop: ($3.35) Q 6 5 (5 Players)
MP1 bets $2, MP3 raises to $6, (1 folds), Button raises to $23.15, (1 folds), MP3 calls $17.15

Turn: ($51.65) 7 (3 Players)

River: ($51.65) 8 (3 Players)

Results:
Button Showed 4 3
MP3 Showed 5 5
MP3 wins $49.07

i thought i made the straight flush so i did a fist pump lol. fail.
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05-30-2009 , 02:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smoking Dough
PartyPoker, $0.10/0.25 Hold'em Cash Games, 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
CO: $34.37
Button: $23.90
SB: $16.81
BB: $24.30
UTG: $5
UTG+1: $25
MP1: $159.57
MP2: $8.45
MP3: $29.20

Dealt to Button 4 3

Pre-flop:
(1 folds), MP1 raises to $.75, (1 folds), MP3 calls $.75, CO calls $.75, Button calls $.75, (2 folds)

Flop: ($3.35) Q 6 5 (5 Players)
MP1 bets $2, MP3 raises to $6, (1 folds), Button raises to $23.15, (1 folds), MP3 calls $17.15

Turn: ($51.65) 7 (3 Players)

River: ($51.65) 8 (3 Players)

Results:
Button Showed 4 3
MP3 Showed 5 5
MP3 wins $49.07

i thought i made the straight flush so i did a fist pump lol. fail.
lol that's so cute.
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05-30-2009 , 07:54 AM
Ah Man how much I suck at pokerz.

Villian is 6/2

and I was basically shoving for a split/hoping he'd fold his AK :|
omg omg omg omg omg (((((((((((((((((( 4 hours of hard work wasted in twenty seconds.


Brag: villian paid me atleast 20BB back in blinds. both SB and BB every orbit.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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UTG+1: $55.90
Hero (MP1): $83.50
MP2: $48.75
CO: $64.75
BTN: $54.60
SB: $73.65
BB: $24.75
UTG: $61.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP1 with A K
2 folds, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, CO raises to $6, 3 folds, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($12.75) K Q 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $8.50, Hero raises to $17, CO raises to $35.50, Hero raises to $77.50 all in, CO calls $23.25 all in

Turn: ($130.25) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($130.25) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $130.25
Hero shows A K (two pair, Kings and Queens)
CO shows Q Q (four of a kind, Queens)
CO wins $127.25
(Rake: $3.00)
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05-30-2009 , 07:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blixx
Worst turn ever.

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+1: $34.81
Hero (UTG+2): $25.00
MP1: $26.46
MP2: $52.31
CO: $81.11
BTN: $49.65
SB: $18.93
BB: $25.00
UTG: $27.34

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG+2 with K K
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, 1 fold, MP2 calls $0.85, CO calls $0.85, 1 fold, SB calls $0.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.65) T J 2 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.75, MP2 folds, CO calls $2.75, SB folds

Turn: ($9.15) K (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $5.50, Hero raises to $21.40 all in, CO calls $15.90

River: ($51.95) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $51.95
Hero shows Kd Ks (a full house, Kings full of Tens)
CO shows Ah Qh (a Royal Flush)
CO wins $49.36
(Rake: $2.59)

WTF! I'll take the turn any day!

btw go play on UB. they'd probably give you some bad beat jp
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05-30-2009 , 09:44 AM
So, after a HORRIBLE month at Stars, I decided to play some 210FPP -sattelites. But apparantly, the Poker Gods decided to to torture me some more. Didn't cash in one single tournament.


Poker Stars 210FPP No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 8 players
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Hero (MP1): t1705 M = 22.73
MP2: t1415 M = 18.87
CO: t2080 M = 27.73
BTN: t3760 M = 50.13
SB: t2125 M = 28.33
BB: t1545 M = 20.60
UTG: t1455 M = 19.40
UTG+1: t915 M = 12.20

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is MP1 with Q Q
UTG raises to t100, UTG+1 raises to t915 all in, Hero raises to t1705 all in, 5 folds, UTG calls t1355 all in

Flop: (t3900) J 3 8 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: (t3900) K (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t3900) 9 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t3900
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
UTG shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
UTG+1 shows A K (a pair of Kings)
UTG wins t1080
UTG wins t2820



Poker Stars 210FPP No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 7 players
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Hero (BTN): t250 M = 1.67
SB: t2880 M = 19.20
BB: t1930 M = 12.87
UTG: t3760 M = 25.07
UTG+1: t910 M = 6.07
MP: t1470 M = 9.80
CO: t3800 M = 25.33

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is BTN with A 2
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t910 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls t250 all in, 2 folds

Flop: (t650) 3 8 T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t650) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t650) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t650
Hero shows A 2 (a pair of Eights)
UTG+1 shows J K (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
UTG+1 wins t650


Poker Stars 210FPP No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 10 players
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BB: t1390 M = 30.89
UTG: t1340 M = 29.78
UTG+1: t660 M = 14.67
UTG+2: t120 M = 2.67
MP1: t1720 M = 38.22
MP2: t985 M = 21.89
Hero (MP3): t1295 M = 28.78
CO: t4725 M = 105
BTN: t1335 M = 29.67
SB: t1430 M = 31.78

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is MP3 with A K
UTG calls t30, 1 fold, UTG+2 raises to t120 all in, 2 folds, Hero raises to t1295 all in, 2 folds, SB raises to t1430 all in, 2 folds

Flop: (t2770) 5 8 4 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: (t2770) 6 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t2770) 2 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t2770
UTG+2 shows 2 6 (two pair, Sixes and Deuces)
Hero shows A K (high card Ace)
SB shows A 8 (a pair of Eights)
SB wins t2350
UTG+2 wins t420



Poker Stars 210FPP No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 10 players
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CO: t590 M = 2.62
Hero (BTN): t1880 M = 8.36
SB: t930 M = 4.13
BB: t2675 M = 11.89
UTG: t1660 M = 7.38
UTG+1: t5920 M = 26.31
UTG+2: t4675 M = 20.78
MP1: t3415 M = 15.18
MP2: t2360 M = 10.49
MP3: t5895 M = 26.20

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is BTN with J J
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t150, 1 fold, MP1 calls t150, 1 fold, MP3 calls t150, 1 fold, Hero raises to t1880 all in, 3 folds, MP1 raises to t3415 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t4285) T A 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t4285) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t4285) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t4285
Hero shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
MP1 shows A Q (a pair of Aces)
MP1 wins t4285


What have I done to irritate the Poker Gods this much?
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05-30-2009 , 10:09 AM
get born in sweden LDO
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05-30-2009 , 10:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by zugzwangg
WTF! I'll take the turn any day!
btw go play on UB. they'd probably give you some bad beat jp
I was being sarcastic. Obviously its the best card we could ask for on the turn vs his range, which is why I shipped. But in this case it was the worst card since I'm never getting away now and it gave villain the nut straight.

UB is rigged
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05-30-2009 , 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joopjan
get born in sweden LDO
And what's that supposed to mean? Are you impling that God hates Swedes?
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05-30-2009 , 01:10 PM
villain was 68/10/1
[x] Value towned myself so ****ing hard

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP1: $15.45
MP2: $33.10
CO: $14.25
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $14.75
BB: $29.65
UTG: $4.65
UTG+1: $34.30
UTG+2: $12.95

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 4 5
6 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.60) K 6 Q (2 players)
BB bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

Turn: ($2.60) 7 (2 players)
BB bets $1, Hero raises to $5, BB calls $4

River: ($12.60) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB calls $10

Final Pot: $32.60
Hero shows 4 5 (a flush, King high)
BB shows Q 3 (a flush, King high - Queen higher)
BB wins $31.00
(Rake: $1.60)
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05-30-2009 , 04:25 PM
Kiss another buy-in goodbye to a 26/2 station.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BB: $10.35
UTG: $27.45
UTG+1: $25.00
UTG+2: $25.00
MP1: $5.30
MP2: $13.25
CO: $31.45
BTN: $9.90
Hero (SB): $27.50

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with K K
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.25, UTG+2 calls $0.25, 2 folds, CO calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $1.25, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.75) 7 5 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, UTG+1 calls $3.50

Turn: ($10.75) J (2 players)
Hero bets $9, UTG+1 calls $9

River: ($28.75) A (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $11 all in, Hero calls $11

Final Pot: $50.75
UTG+1 shows 8 7 (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
Hero mucks K K
UTG+1 wins $48.30
(Rake: $2.45)

I hate this ****ing game.
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