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05-03-2009 , 01:06 AM
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Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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BB: $5.00
UTG: $25.00
UTG+1: $25.00
MP1: $12.35
Hero (MP2): $25.00
CO: $24.15
BTN: $25.55
SB: $49.35

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP2 with A T
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, CO calls $0.75, 3 folds

Flop: ($1.85) 3 6 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.50, CO calls $1.50

Turn: ($4.85) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $2.75, Hero calls $2.75

River: ($10.35) J (2 players)
Hero bets $6, CO raises to $19.15 all in, Hero calls $13.15

Final Pot: $48.65
Hero shows A T (a flush, Ace high)
CO shows 6 4 (a pair of Sixes)
Hero wins $46.25
(Rake: $2.40)
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05-03-2009 , 06:09 AM
Brag: I DO live in the UK ... and i play on stars
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05-03-2009 , 06:35 AM
being sweated, I run sick hot, lol

I let AK watch me play some 25nl 6max for like 30 mins yday:

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05-03-2009 , 06:43 AM


mostly 100NL with some 200NL
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05-03-2009 , 08:30 AM
Since we're posting some sick variance graphs - 50NL+100NL:



Yesterday's graph. And I didn't even realize I ran bad. I was pretty happy with my results.
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05-03-2009 , 08:34 AM
And my favorite hand from yesterday. 3 barrel bluffing ftw.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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UTG: $50.95
UTG+1: $130.75
MP1: $13.75
MP2: $9.25
Hero (CO): $60.85
BTN: $9.35
SB: $31.50
BB: $91.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with K A
4 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.50) 7 Q 8 (2 players)
SB bets $0.50, Hero raises to $3.50, SB calls $3

Turn: ($10.50) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7.50, SB calls $7.50

River: ($25.50) 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $24.25, SB folds

Final Pot: $25.50
Hero mucks K A
Hero wins $24.25 after possible spew
(Rake: $1.25)
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05-03-2009 , 08:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Conan776
Is there some tool I can use to automatically type "nice catch" into the chat box when I hit a function key? I would have found this very handy this evening.....

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/45...at-etc-169469/


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05-03-2009 , 08:55 AM
"Whining" is good for my karma

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05-03-2009 , 09:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fozzy71
haha nice
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05-03-2009 , 10:09 AM
haha just saw someone on Stars with the sn hotMccoffee.
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05-03-2009 , 11:11 AM
OMFG...I need some help trying to understand this hand
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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Hero (SB): $27.85
BB: $9.45
UTG: $5.35
UTG+1: $29.55
MP1: $25.00
MP2: $5.85
CO: $8.75
BTN: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with A 3
6 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.50) 3 J 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.75, BB calls $0.75

Turn: ($3.00) T (2 players)
Hero bets $1.75, BB raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $26.35 all in, BB calls $4.45 all in

River: ($18.90) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $18.90
Hero shows A 3 (a flush, Ace high)
BB shows 8 K (a straight flush, Eight to Queen)
BB wins $18.00
(Rake: $0.90)
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05-03-2009 , 11:20 AM
Just what i needed at the end of a losing session.

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BB: $8.10
UTG: $10.00
UTG+1: $15.75
UTG+2: $5.00
MP1: $5.90
MP2: $6.30
CO: $10.00
Hero (BTN): $11.75
SB: $12.35

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with A A
3 folds, MP1 calls $0.10, MP2 raises to $0.30, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 3 folds, MP2 calls $0.70

Flop: ($2.25) A 7 8 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $0.80, MP2 calls $0.80

Turn: ($3.85) T (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $1.80, MP2 calls $1.80

River: ($7.45) 6 (2 players)
MP2 bets $2.70 all in, Hero calls $2.70

Final Pot: $12.85
MP2 shows 9 Q (a straight, Six to Ten)
Hero mucks A A
MP2 wins $12.25
(Rake: $0.60)
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05-03-2009 , 12:05 PM
Thanks, fozzy. I'll figure scripts one of these days!

I run so hot at AM sessions. 15 minutes at 86ptbb/100

The big money hand -- I don't think this guy is going to slowplay a set again any time soon....

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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UTG: $11.70
UTG+1: $4.55
MP: $3.70
CO: $4.95
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $24.25
BB: $31.60

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with J A
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.50, MP raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero calls $1, SB calls $0.90, BB calls $0.75, UTG+1 calls $0.50

Flop: ($5.00) K 6 A (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP checks, Hero bets $2.75, SB calls $2.75, BB folds, UTG+1 raises to $3.55 all in, MP folds, Hero calls $0.80, SB calls $0.80

Turn: ($15.65) T (3 players - 1 is all in)
SB checks, Hero bets $6.75, SB calls $6.75

River: ($29.15) 3 (3 players - 1 is all in)
SB checks, Hero bets $13.70 all in, SB calls $12.95 all in

Final Pot: $55.05
UTG+1 mucks J 9
Hero shows J A (a flush, Ace high)
SB mucks 6 6
Hero wins $37.50
Hero wins $14.90
(Rake: $2.65)
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05-03-2009 , 12:13 PM
Installing and using scripts is pretty simple once you get the hang of the basics. Editing them isn't too hard either with a bit of help. I have no clue about actually writing them. If you want me to help walk you thru the basics of installing AHK and getting a script working, come to the software forum and post in the stickied QQA/LC thread. I run 5 - 8 different AHK scripts when playing on Stars.

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05-03-2009 , 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Conan776
Thanks, fozzy. I'll figure scripts one of these days!

I run so hot at AM sessions. 15 minutes at 86ptbb/100

The big money hand -- I don't think this guy is going to slowplay a set again any time soon....

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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UTG: $11.70
UTG+1: $4.55
MP: $3.70
CO: $4.95
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $24.25
BB: $31.60

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with J A
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.50, MP raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero calls $1, SB calls $0.90, BB calls $0.75, UTG+1 calls $0.50

Flop: ($5.00) K 6 A (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP checks, Hero bets $2.75, SB calls $2.75, BB folds, UTG+1 raises to $3.55 all in, MP folds, Hero calls $0.80, SB calls $0.80

Turn: ($15.65) T (3 players - 1 is all in)
SB checks, Hero bets $6.75, SB calls $6.75

River: ($29.15) 3 (3 players - 1 is all in)
SB checks, Hero bets $13.70 all in, SB calls $12.95 all in

Final Pot: $55.05
UTG+1 mucks J 9
Hero shows J A (a flush, Ace high)
SB mucks 6 6
Hero wins $37.50
Hero wins $14.90
(Rake: $2.65)
Preflop?
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05-03-2009 , 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joopjan
Preflop?
Jane Pauley's hair?
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05-03-2009 , 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Conan776
This states my thoughts for the past few years about the Pina Colada song precisely.

I thought I was the only one.
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05-03-2009 , 06:28 PM
So sweet to hold AA on my opening BB, and the perfect "I'm a donk who pushes AI on his 1st hand..." move. SB snap-called also, which is even sweeter.


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $35.40
CO: $25.00
BTN: $78.25
SB: $20.45
Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $30.00

UTG posts a big blind ($0.50)

CO posts a big blind ($0.50)

Pre Flop: ($1.75) Hero is BB with A A
UTG checks, 1 fold, CO checks, 1 fold, SB raises to $2, Hero raises to $50 all in, 2 folds, SB calls $18.45 all in

Flop: ($41.90) 4 2 T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($41.90) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($41.90) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $41.90
SB shows Ts Kh (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows Ac Ad (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins $39.85
(Rake: $2.05)
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05-03-2009 , 06:47 PM
^^ Nice 1 2 Teddy!

Quote:
Originally Posted by JH1
This states my thoughts for the past few years about the Pina Colada song precisely.

I thought I was the only one.
I was remembering the banter about putting "Pina Colada Song" in the form of a question. Just adding a question mark to a noun doesn't count.
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05-03-2009 , 07:35 PM
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
Nice hand, sir.


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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CO: $2.80
BTN: $9.25
Hero (SB): $12.05
BB: $10.20
UTG: $9.20
UTG+1: $14.45
UTG+2: $2.85
MP1: $7.70
MP2: $4.05

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with T T
6 folds, BTN raises to $0.30, Hero raises to $1.20, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.90

Flop: ($2.50) 5 4 T (2 players)
Hero bets $1.45, BTN raises to $4, Hero raises to $10.85 all in, Hero says "no ten?", BTN says "flash draw", BTN calls $4.05 all in

Turn: ($18.60) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($18.60) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $18.60
BTN mucks 2 8
Hero shows T T (a full house, Tens full of Fives)
Hero wins $17.70
(Rake: $0.90)
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05-03-2009 , 07:45 PM
Poker needs to be on daytime TV more often.

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05-03-2009 , 09:33 PM
Meh, I played another 250 hands and only ran at 33ptbb/100. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's how it started for Algernon....
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05-03-2009 , 11:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Autist18
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
Nice hand, sir.


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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CO: $2.80
BTN: $9.25
Hero (SB): $12.05
BB: $10.20
UTG: $9.20
UTG+1: $14.45
UTG+2: $2.85
MP1: $7.70
MP2: $4.05

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with T T
6 folds, BTN raises to $0.30, Hero raises to $1.20, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.90

Flop: ($2.50) 5 4 T (2 players)
Hero bets $1.45, BTN raises to $4, Hero raises to $10.85 all in, Hero says "no ten?", BTN says "flash draw", BTN calls $4.05 all in

Turn: ($18.60) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($18.60) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $18.60
BTN mucks 2 8
Hero shows T T (a full house, Tens full of Fives)
Hero wins $17.70
(Rake: $0.90)
I guess villian was hoping you would somehow open-fold the turn to his "flash draw".
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05-04-2009 , 01:57 AM
jkawviotjhawopitvua23pvt23ptv03u4ptm3v0p0puermpt0u eptv0uyt8p4t3ya90ty3[4m9ytvp3otvha3potvh3ptvha3ptvoh34tvopah34topa34htv poaivrjhgopaiervagopeiutvp34utvp4ap3rtvuvpetvuiepr tvjapeo4vitua3p4tuv3p4tavuprgiergvua340tvuptumna3p uy3mpty34mpt03jgyp

50nl...-520...1600 hands...1.5 hrs.... didn't even know that was possible with my style of play. I want to barf.

Never saw anything like this in my 170k hands in april. May sucks! >:O
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05-04-2009 , 02:57 AM
Brag:



Beat: off pace for all of my goals this month.
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