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05-28-2011 , 01:47 AM
Anyone who knows about building PCs

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/48...-sure-1044132/
05-28-2011 , 01:50 AM
Fish dont wanna be friends

05-28-2011 , 01:54 AM
Fish are friends! Not foo-
oh look sushi


Last edited by sharkbaitOHH; 05-28-2011 at 01:58 AM. Reason: I mean radiation
05-28-2011 , 02:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheerful Demon
luke, sick call man

i propose everyone post some sick herocalls, theyre always fun

    Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9573922

    Hero (CO): $212.30 (212.3 bb)
    BTN: $100 (100 bb)
    SB: $96 (96 bb)
    BB: $110.15 (110.2 bb)
    UTG: $320.20 (320.2 bb)
    MP: $100 (100 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with Q K
    UTG raises to $4, MP folds, Hero raises to $22, 3 folds, UTG calls $18

    Flop: ($45.50) 4 9 8 (2 players)
    UTG bets $27, Hero calls $27

    Turn: ($99.50) 8 (2 players)
    UTG bets $40, Hero calls $40

    River: ($179.50) T (2 players)
    UTG bets $59, Hero calls $59

    Results: $297.50 pot ($3 rake)
    Final Board: 4 9 8 8 T
    Hero showed Q K and won $294.50 ($146.50 net)
    UTG showed K 2 and lost (-$148 net)



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    soulread imo
    05-28-2011 , 02:17 AM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by LOLdonkaments.
      Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9573922

      Hero (CO): $212.30 (212.3 bb)
      BTN: $100 (100 bb)
      SB: $96 (96 bb)
      BB: $110.15 (110.2 bb)
      UTG: $320.20 (320.2 bb)
      MP: $100 (100 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is CO with Q K
      UTG raises to $4, MP folds, Hero raises to $22, 3 folds, UTG calls $18

      Flop: ($45.50) 4 9 8 (2 players)
      UTG bets $27, Hero calls $27

      Turn: ($99.50) 8 (2 players)
      UTG bets $40, Hero calls $40

      River: ($179.50) T (2 players)
      UTG bets $59, Hero calls $59

      Results: $297.50 pot ($3 rake)
      Final Board: 4 9 8 8 T
      Hero showed Q K and won $294.50 ($146.50 net)
      UTG showed K 2 and lost (-$148 net)



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      soulread imo
      This is either fake or
      headasplode.gif
      05-28-2011 , 02:32 AM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by LOLdonkaments.
        Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9573922

        Hero (CO): $212.30 (212.3 bb)
        BTN: $100 (100 bb)
        SB: $96 (96 bb)
        BB: $110.15 (110.2 bb)
        UTG: $320.20 (320.2 bb)
        MP: $100 (100 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is CO with Q K
        UTG raises to $4, MP folds, Hero raises to $22, 3 folds, UTG calls $18

        Flop: ($45.50) 4 9 8 (2 players)
        UTG bets $27, Hero calls $27

        Turn: ($99.50) 8 (2 players)
        UTG bets $40, Hero calls $40

        River: ($179.50) T (2 players)
        UTG bets $59, Hero calls $59

        Results: $297.50 pot ($3 rake)
        Final Board: 4 9 8 8 T
        Hero showed Q K and won $294.50 ($146.50 net)
        UTG showed K 2 and lost (-$148 net)



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        soulread imo
        Spoiler:
        05-28-2011 , 02:33 AM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by Cheerful Demon
        lol

        just had a thought.

        poker players should work on balancing their emotional ranges

        im serious
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by Cheerful Demon
        i will do tomorrow, i need to start working, fcuking 2+2

        George Turner : there is never an inappropriate time for dildos imo

        ruh-roh
        Apprarently george found his answer
        05-28-2011 , 02:33 AM
        getting woken up,after a drunken party, by having your best friend spew all over you is not cool
        05-28-2011 , 02:40 AM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by Ksight3
        This is either fake or
        headasplode.gif
        nah, villain was a huge 70/35 whale, he triple barreled his entire preflop calling/raising range from flop to river, and I'm like 30%-35% vs. his random range with K-high on the board so lolpotodds + lolclickingbuttons = got lucky he had bottom/middle of his range




          Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9573972

          Hero (MP): $169.45 (169.5 bb)
          CO: $100 (100 bb)
          BTN: $83.50 (83.5 bb)
          SB: $97.50 (97.5 bb)
          BB: $170.95 (171 bb)
          UTG: $106.30 (106.3 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is MP with Q K
          UTG folds, Hero raises to $3, 3 folds, BB calls $2

          Flop: ($6.50) Q 5 7 (2 players)
          BB bets $11, Hero calls $11

          Turn: ($28.50) K (2 players)
          BB bets $10, Hero raises to $40.50, BB raises to $106, Hero raises to $155.45 and is all-in, BB calls $49.45

          River: ($339.40) T (2 players, 1 is all-in)

          Results: $339.40 pot ($3 rake)
          Final Board: Q 5 7 K T
          Hero showed Q K and won $336.40 ($166.95 net)
          BB showed 7 T and lost (-$169.45 net)



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            Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9573982

            Hero (CO): $334.90 (334.9 bb)
            BTN: $98.30 (98.3 bb)
            SB: $93 (93 bb)
            BB: $113.10 (113.1 bb)
            MP: $104.80 (104.8 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is CO with 8 A
            MP folds, Hero raises to $3, 2 folds, BB calls $2

            Flop: ($6.50) 6 8 Q (2 players)
            BB bets $11, Hero calls $11

            Turn: ($28.50) 9 (2 players)
            BB bets $21, Hero calls $21

            River: ($70.50) 7 (2 players)
            BB bets $29, Hero raises to $299.90 and is all-in, BB calls $49.10 and is all-in

            Results: $226.70 pot ($3 rake)
            Final Board: 6 8 Q 9 7
            Hero showed 8 A and won $0.00 (-$113.10 net)
            BB showed J 5 and won $223.70 ($110.60 net)



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              Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9573992

              Hero (CO): $338.80 (338.8 bb)
              BTN: $135 (135 bb)
              BB: $114.50 (114.5 bb)
              MP2: $141.65 (141.7 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is CO with 5 4
              MP2 raises to $3, Hero calls $3, 2 folds

              Flop: ($7) 7 8 J (2 players)
              MP2 bets $4, Hero calls $4

              Turn: ($15) 3 (2 players)
              MP2 bets $8, Hero calls $8

              River: ($31) 9 (2 players)
              MP2 bets $31, Hero raises to $323.80 and is all-in, MP2 calls $95.65 and is all-in

              Results: $284.30 pot ($2 rake)
              Final Board: 7 8 J 3 9
              Hero showed 5 4 and won $282.30 ($140.65 net)
              MP2 mucked Q T and lost (-$141.65 net)



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                Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9574002

                Hero (BTN): $114.95 (115 bb)
                SB: $105.80 (105.8 bb)
                BB: $57.15 (57.2 bb)
                UTG: $204.45 (204.5 bb)
                MP: $100 (100 bb)
                CO: $108.80 (108.8 bb)

                Preflop: Hero is BTN with K 2
                UTG folds, MP raises to $4, CO folds, Hero calls $4, 2 folds

                Flop: ($9.50) J 7 2 (2 players)
                MP bets $10, Hero calls $10

                Turn: ($29.50) 9 (2 players)
                MP bets $20, Hero calls $20

                River: ($69.50) 4 (2 players)
                MP bets $31, Hero raises to $80.95 and is all-in, MP folds

                Results: $131.50 pot ($3 rake)
                Final Board: J 7 2 9 4
                Hero mucked K 2 and won $128.50 ($63.50 net)
                MP mucked and lost (-$65 net)



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                I ran really REALLY good against him range-wise, he rebought in for full for like 3 times and I stacked him each time iirc. mbn

                edit: i really have no idea why hand 2 says I won $0.00 when I got stacked but yeah hands are forreals yo.
                05-28-2011 , 03:04 AM
                Quote:
                Originally Posted by Cheerful Demon
                luke, sick call man

                i propose everyone post some sick herocalls, theyre always fun


                not the sickest call ever but it has to be my most favorite hand ever

                  Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
                  Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9574052

                  Hero (SB): $177 (354 bb)
                  BB: $166.40 (332.8 bb)

                  Preflop: Hero is SB with 7 K
                  Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $5, Hero raises to $12, BB calls $7

                  Flop: ($24) 6 Q 7 (2 players)
                  BB bets $23, Hero calls $23

                  Turn: ($70) 6 (2 players)
                  BB bets $44, Hero calls $44

                  River: ($158) 3 (2 players)
                  BB bets $87.40 and is all-in, Hero calls $87.40

                  Results: $332.80 pot ($0.50 rake)
                  Final Board: 6 Q 7 6 3
                  Hero showed 7 K and won $332.30 ($165.90 net)
                  BB showed 8 T and lost (-$166.40 net)



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                  05-28-2011 , 03:15 AM
                  Quote:
                  Originally Posted by JesusEatsCheese
                  not the sickest call ever but it has to be my most favorite hand ever
                  If villain is a reg, very sick call considering # of bb's iyam


                  My favourite herocall made a whiles ago because it was actually a legit soulread + bit of luck ofc (I very rarely make herocalls tbh especially vs. fishy people who aren't full-blown aggro whales)



                    Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9574072

                    BTN: $27.20 (54.4 bb)
                    SB: $9.30 (18.6 bb)
                    BB: $40 (80 bb)
                    UTG: $120 (240 bb)
                    MP: $61.45 (122.9 bb)
                    Hero (CO): $54.55 (109.1 bb)

                    Preflop: Hero is CO with J 8
                    2 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, 2 folds

                    Flop: ($3.75) 6 9 6 (2 players)
                    Hero bets $2.25, BTN calls $2.25

                    Turn: ($8.25) Q (2 players)
                    Hero bets $5, BTN calls $5

                    River: ($18.25) 3 (2 players)
                    Hero checks, BTN bets $18.45 and is all-in, Hero calls $18.45

                    Results: $55.15 pot ($2.75 rake)
                    Final Board: 6 9 6 Q 3
                    BTN showed 7 8 and lost (-$27.20 net)
                    Hero showed J 8 and won $52.40 ($25.20 net)



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                    /image posts since i saw p4mt at 100nl rush recently
                    05-28-2011 , 05:59 AM
                    Lol at K high calls and whatnot, for every succesfull calldown w K high there are 9 none succesfull K high calldowns imo.
                    05-28-2011 , 06:26 AM
                    wtf are u canadians at?

                    Quote:
                    A Toronto couple are defending their decision to keep their infant's sex a secret in order to allow the child to develop his or her own gender identity.
                    05-28-2011 , 06:31 AM
                    stupid hippie parents are so irritating.
                    05-28-2011 , 06:47 AM
                    i don't get it, can't you just look downstairs and deduce what you are
                    05-28-2011 , 08:00 AM
                    not if you're asian, hiyo! (beat: i'm asian)
                    05-28-2011 , 09:17 AM
                    AQ wins regardless of what the board is...

                    Grabbed by Holdem Manager
                    NL Holdem $1(BB) Replayer
                    SB ($64.30)
                    Hero ($345)
                    UTG ($230)
                    UTG+1 ($165)
                    CO ($120)
                    BTN ($100)

                    Dealt to Hero Q A

                    fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to $3, fold, Hero raises to $11, BTN calls $8

                    FLOP ($22.50) 5 4 J

                    Hero bets $11, BTN calls $11

                    TURN ($44.50) 5 4 J J

                    Hero checks, BTN bets $19, Hero calls $19

                    RIVER ($82.50) 5 4 J J 4

                    Hero checks, BTN bets $59 (AI), Hero calls $59

                    BTN shows 9 T
                    (Pre 36%, Flop 19.1%, Turn 13.6%)

                    Hero shows Q A
                    (Pre 64%, Flop 80.9%, Turn 86.4%)

                    Hero wins $197

                    cost myself $16??

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                    NL Holdem $1(BB) Replayer
                    SB ($32)
                    Hero ($114)
                    UTG ($147)
                    UTG+1 ($100)
                    CO ($98)
                    BTN ($64.10)

                    Dealt to Hero K A

                    fold, fold, CO raises to $2, fold, fold, Hero raises to $9, CO calls $7

                    FLOP ($18.50) 6 A 6

                    Hero bets $10, CO raises to $29, Hero calls $19

                    TURN ($76.50) 6 A 6 2

                    Hero checks, CO bets $44, Hero raises to $76.45 (AI), CO folds

                    Hero shows K A

                    Hero wins $161
                    05-28-2011 , 09:33 AM
                    Should I simply never 3b this OOP with very little history? (and i still have huge 3b size leaks)

                      [hand_history]Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9576442

                      UTG: $137.45 (274.9 bb)
                      MP: $52.20 (104.4 bb)
                      CO: $19.95 (39.9 bb)
                      BTN: $51.85 (103.7 bb)
                      Hero (SB): $63.35 (126.7 bb)
                      BB: $119.45 (238.9 bb)

                      Preflop: Hero is SB with Q Q
                      UTG raises to $1.50, MP calls $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6.50, 2 folds, MP raises to $17
                      05-28-2011 , 09:38 AM
                      Quote:
                      Originally Posted by LOLdonkaments.
                      i don't get it, can't you just look downstairs and deduce what you are
                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersexuality
                      05-28-2011 , 09:45 AM
                      i wanna bet on Barcelona to win the champions league tonight at 1/2 or -200

                      pm me if your interested
                      05-28-2011 , 09:47 AM
                      also want villa+messi to score first vs any other 3 players on the pitch of your choice at even odds. min $10, max $50
                      05-28-2011 , 12:00 PM
                      Luke, I'm 3betting that, and jamming over that too unless he's playing like 18/14 with a 0% 3bet from that position
                      05-28-2011 , 12:07 PM
                      Quote:
                      Originally Posted by whodatninja
                      Should I simply never 3b this OOP with very little history? (and i still have huge 3b size leaks)

                        [hand_history]Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9576442

                        UTG: $137.45 (274.9 bb)
                        MP: $52.20 (104.4 bb)
                        CO: $19.95 (39.9 bb)
                        BTN: $51.85 (103.7 bb)
                        Hero (SB): $63.35 (126.7 bb)
                        BB: $119.45 (238.9 bb)

                        Preflop: Hero is SB with Q Q
                        UTG raises to $1.50, MP calls $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6.50, 2 folds, MP raises to $17
                        Vs any semi decent player, etc a regular tag who keep tracks of other players and if u have a tag image and u have shown to be able to 3bet/squeeze light then I would tank(in order to give impression that you're either making a move or u have smth like AJ,AQ) shove flop to his 4bet.
                        05-28-2011 , 12:15 PM
                        Quote:
                        Originally Posted by Megloooo
                        i wanna bet on Barcelona to win the champions league tonight at 1/2 or -200

                        pm me if your interested
                        closed

                        Quote:
                        Originally Posted by Megloooo
                        also want villa+messi to score first vs any other 3 players on the pitch of your choice at even odds. min $10, max $50
                        still looking
                        05-28-2011 , 12:27 PM
                        Quote:
                        Originally Posted by whodatninja
                        Should I simply never 3b this OOP with very little history? (and i still have huge 3b size leaks)

                          [hand_history]Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9576442

                          UTG: $137.45 (274.9 bb)
                          MP: $52.20 (104.4 bb)
                          CO: $19.95 (39.9 bb)
                          BTN: $51.85 (103.7 bb)
                          Hero (SB): $63.35 (126.7 bb)
                          BB: $119.45 (238.9 bb)

                          Preflop: Hero is SB with Q Q
                          UTG raises to $1.50, MP calls $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6.50, 2 folds, MP raises to $17
                          jam AINEC

                                
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