My SCOOP event 1 performance confirms I should never play another tournament ever.

If I had a nickel for everytime I watched your avatar more than twice...... lol

Playing in some raketherake freeroll for entry into every mini FTOP
TID 1 time lolz

hahahahaha, i'm sitting here playing a tournament and I realize i have to drop a deuce. I run when i think i have an opening, come back to see i folded JJ and get mad. two guys are all in, AT vs 77 and I get even more angry, but lo and behold: ace on the flop, 7 on the turn, 1 guy knocked out, and me showing the 'I'm Back' button with all my chips safe and sound.

So I assumed something at some point but I'm starting to realize something.

No one really cares/thinks about EV, it's a word we all use but how many of us actually think that folding is always 0 EV and we only do it when calling/raising/betting are all negative. The one that really tilts me is how people don't understand how to view the EV of multiple streets, they only care about equities and making sure you get it in as a favorite to make sure your EV line is up. We make alot of plays thinking hey we have tons of equity so shoving is +EV, but .0000000001 EV is +EV, so was that the best way to play that hand because if your edge is that small there could now be a case for folding. What I'm getting at is that we should also consider the magnitude of a play.

This also relates to hand ranges, easy example a fish bets the river and based on reads/texture we know his range is polarized, right? That's awesome theres your 30 bucks a month to have a NL200 reg tell, at work. But you know sometimes they just can't show up with air based on how the hand went, so in this case there range is polarized, but polarized to the nuts only.

Value betting on the river, ffs if there are more combos that are worse and will call than ones that fold or beat us, then value bet.

/end high.society rant #2

Are you stoned?

smoke less weed hs

I am stoned, but I thought I had a good point, if it's not then atleast get a laugh from it lol.

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It tilts the **** out of me that when i close the sess i see that ended up +$80 weeeeee , but after a quick hand review, find that theres a BI that i lost thats not imported so meh just a few cheeseburgers above even.



The hand that saved me off a massive tilt

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($65.30)
BB ($52.98)
UTG ($50)
Hero ($99.81)
BTN ($51.77)

Dealt to Hero A J

fold, Hero raises to $1.50, fold, SB calls $1.25, BB calls $1

FLOP ($4.50) 9 A T

SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $3.50, SB raises to $8, BB folds, Hero raises to $18, SB raises to $63.80 (AI), Hero calls $45.80

TURN ($132) 9 A T 6

RIVER ($132) 9 A T 6 4

Hero shows A J
(Pre 74%, Flop 54.3%, Turn 34.1%)

SB shows 9 A
(Pre 26%, Flop 45.7%, Turn 65.9%)

Hero wins $130

double post

im losing some of my HH on this room , i guess its because i close the table before the hand is over..

Happened today, i raise UTG QQ ready to leave the table, a 3bet y 4bet he shoves and shows AA. Ok w/e i close the table after the river is dealt but before the next hand is dealt, even before the money is shipped to that mother****er.

Now, that HH doesnt appear on my hem. Does the same happens for stars/ftp ?

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against 25/5/50% foldcbet this is std right?


Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
Hero ($60.44)
BB ($64.25)
UTG ($49.75)
CO ($89.85)
BTN ($54.10)

Dealt to Hero Q 2

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

FLOP ($3) T 2 9

Hero bets $2.25, BB calls $2.25

TURN ($7.50) T 2 9 Q

Hero bets $5.75, BB calls $5.75

RIVER ($19) T 2 9 Q 5

Hero bets $13, BB raises to $54.75 (AI), Hero folds

BB wins $43.50

i hate sundays and sundays hate me. that is all

sunday can still go **** itself

Lol this freeroll is going to tilt the **** out of me im 9th of like 30 left out of 1k.
But only top 3 get the 1200 or so for the entry into every MiniFTOPs.

Edit Lost QQ vs AK for 2nd in chips now 26/32 fml

Edit 33<KJ 30th I was almost inspired to become a donkament pro cause everyone is so lolbad but even if this was a regular tourney like 3 hours for a mincash no ty lolz

sn?

I HAS CARDZ on FT.
no more sweat tho lolz

sucks :/

**** POKER

****

Note to self: Do not play poker when on a skype call

wtf 4 hour bump

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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CO: $28.21
BTN: $33.27
SB: $25.10
BB: $59.79
Hero (UTG): $29.20
MP: $33.73

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with Q T
Hero raises to $0.85, 1 fold, CO calls $0.85, BTN calls $0.85, SB calls $0.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.65) 7 6 5 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($3.65) 8 (4 players)
SB bets $1.75, Hero calls $1.75, CO folds, BTN folds

River: ($7.15) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.50

Early in session but villain doesn't seem good. Raise turn? River sizing?

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BTN/SB: $105.75
Hero (BB): $112.95

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 7 8
BTN/SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $2, BTN/SB raises to $3.50, Hero calls $1.50

Flop: ($7.00) 9 2 K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

Turn: ($8.00) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $7.50, Hero calls $7.50

River: ($23.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $6, Hero raises to $34, BTN/SB raises to $62, Hero raises to $101.45 all in, BTN/SB calls $32.25 all in

Final Pot: $211.50
BTN/SB mucks K A
Hero shows 7 8 (a straight, Nine high)
Hero wins $211.00
(Rake: $0.50)

Also:

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BB: $25.22
UTG: $29.24
MP: $25.00
CO: $61.15
Hero (BTN): $43.73
SB: $32.18

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with J T
1 fold, MP raises to $0.85, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, MP calls $1.65

Flop: ($5.35) A J 3 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($5.35) T (2 players)
MP bets $2

Against unknown, mediocre tag. What's turn/river play?

asdlf;jasf Rush was raping me again so i decided to play some 50NL HU,sit down against some guy whos down like 1K at 50NL, take like 20 off him in like 5 hands.
Then some guy sits me, down 8k at 50NL and i blow a load until I get my J9 all in against his TT on a J93Q board and obvz the K comes on the river **** poker

cbet flop always, or don't 3bet this pre? Even tho we have the best hand here >50% of the time, I don't usually want to showdown JTo here unless I have some exact-weird read about how villain will react ongoing.


raise turn.

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BTN: $120.00
Hero (SB): $261.05
BB: $611.35
UTG: $205.40
MP: $239.00
CO: $448.70

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with 7 7
2 folds, CO raises to $7, 1 fold, Hero calls $6, BB calls $5

Flop: ($21.00) 5 7 5 (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, CO bets $21, Hero raises to $58, BB folds, CO raises to $441.70 all in, Hero calls $196.05 all in

Turn: ($529.10) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($529.10) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $529.10
Hero shows 7 7 (a full house, Sevens full of Fives)
CO shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
Hero wins $526.10
(Rake: $3.00)


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BTN/SB: $96.45
Hero (BB): $102.05

Pre Flop: ($0.95) Hero is BB with J K
BTN/SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $2, BTN/SB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.20) 4 2 Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $2, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($8.20) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

River: ($8.20) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $8.20, Hero calls $8.20

Final Pot: $24.60
BTN/SB shows 9 8 (a pair of Fours)
Hero shows J K (a pair of Fours)
Hero wins $24.10
(Rake: $0.50)


these two vs same villain in order. I think I tilted him =(
Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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CO: $209.75
BTN: $261.65
SB: $247.10
Hero (BB): $206.00
UTG: $429.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with 8 K
3 folds, SB calls $1, Hero raises to $8, SB calls $6

Flop: ($16.00) K 7 2 (2 players)
SB bets $2, Hero raises to $12, SB calls $10

Turn: ($40.00) Q (2 players)
SB bets $2, Hero raises to $30, SB calls $28

River: ($100.00) J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $100.00
SB mucks 6 8
Hero shows 8 K (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $97.00
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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UTG: $209.75
CO: $261.65
BTN: $197.10
Hero (SB): $253.00
BB: $429.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with Q Q
2 folds, BTN raises to $6, Hero raises to $22, 1 fold, BTN calls $16

Flop: ($46.00) 5 J 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $34, BTN raises to $175.10 all in, Hero calls $141.10

Turn: ($396.20) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($396.20) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $396.20
BTN shows 8 J (a pair of Jacks)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
Hero wins $393.20
(Rake: $3.00)