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03-14-2010 , 01:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
dunno whats worse, clottys boxing or the commentators
black man going 50 dollarrrrrrr
03-14-2010 , 02:22 AM
good night kids

back to good poker lately

5 winning days in a row
03-14-2010 , 02:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
good night kids

back to good poker lately

5 winning days in a row
Congratulations
03-14-2010 , 02:42 AM
my betsizing on all streets pretty much sucks here. more on every street?

as played, whats a better b/f size on the river?

vs a 69/22 station fish

Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $5.02
BB: $5.00
Hero (UTG): $12.80
CO: $7.62
BTN: $6.84

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG with A K
Hero raises to $0.17, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.17, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.41) J K 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.30, BTN calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.01) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.75, BTN calls $0.75

River: ($2.51) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $1.10, BTN calls $1.10
03-14-2010 , 02:49 AM
if he's a big enough station just pot/pot/pot

but to be honest I think you sizing is fine on flop and turn

maybe like 1.7 one river tho
03-14-2010 , 02:56 AM
i hate this ****ing month

every day i just keep running into cooler after cooler, and if i do somehow manage to get my money in good i just lose anyways

starting to get me on metatilt and messing with my head

03-14-2010 , 03:02 AM
yeah, I was scared he would repop me on the river with some random flush cards so I almost checkfolded . he folded to my potflop cbet in an earlier hand, otherwise I would have done it here.

1.5 on the river okay too?


edit: sorry to hear/see that, BB
03-14-2010 , 03:04 AM
Is that for March only?

If so... you could be doing a LOT worse than what your graph shows if you're getting coolered that much.
03-14-2010 , 03:08 AM
felt a bit bad for the guy, such a set up flop...

he spewed a string of nice obscenities in chat at Howard Lederer after this hand:

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($84.85)
Hero ($57.35)
UTG ($21.40)
UTG+1 ($66.25)
CO ($34.25)
BTN ($87.50)

Dealt to Hero Q K

fold, fold, CO calls $0.50, fold, SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $2, CO calls $1.50, SB calls $1.50

FLOP ($6) 7 8 9

SB checks, Hero bets $3.50, CO folds, SB raises to $10.50, Hero raises to $25, SB raises to $82.85 (AI), Hero calls $30.35 (AI)

TURN ($116) 7 8 9 2

RIVER ($116) 7 8 9 2 9

SB shows 5 6
(Pre 39%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows Q K
(Pre 61%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $113

-----------------

this hand happened just a few later, i was certain it was my turn for a beat...

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($17.75)
Hero ($152)
UTG ($115)
UTG+1 ($38.05)
CO ($52.15)
BTN ($37.65)

Dealt to Hero 7 8

fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks

FLOP ($1.50) 9 J T

SB checks, Hero bets $1.50, BTN raises to $3, SB folds, Hero raises to $12, BTN raises to $37.15 (AI), Hero calls $25.15

TURN ($75.80) 9 J T 4

RIVER ($75.80) 9 J T 4 7

BTN shows J T
(Pre 65%, Flop 22.9%, Turn 9.1%)

Hero shows 7 8
(Pre 35%, Flop 77.1%, Turn 90.9%)

Hero wins $72.80

-----------------

i wonder what % of the micro forum would check back this river?

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($12.40)
BB ($31.75)
UTG ($27.85)
UTG+1 ($61.80)
Hero ($134)
BTN ($126)

Dealt to Hero Q A

UTG raises to $1.25, fold, Hero calls $1.25, BTN calls $1.25, fold, fold

FLOP ($4.50) Q 8 4

UTG bets $2.25, Hero calls $2.25, BTN folds

TURN ($9) Q 8 4 2

UTG checks, Hero bets $6, UTG calls $6

RIVER ($21) Q 8 4 2 5

UTG checks, Hero bets $19, UTG calls $18.35 (AI)

UTG shows Q J
(Pre 27%, Flop 14.3%, Turn 6.8%)

Hero shows Q A
(Pre 73%, Flop 85.7%, Turn 93.2%)

Hero wins $54.85
03-14-2010 , 03:10 AM
Total WTF hand

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $26.05
UTG: $19.50
CO: $17.75
BTN: $34.55
SB: $31.90

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with A Q
UTG raises to $1.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($3.10) T A 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $3.25, Hero calls $3.25

Turn: ($9.60) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $0.50, Hero raises to $5, UTG calls $4.50

River: ($19.60) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $16.30 all in, UTG calls $9.75 all in

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $39.10
Hero shows Ad Qh (a pair of Aces)
UTG mucks Jh Qs
Hero wins $37.20
(Rake: $1.90)
03-14-2010 , 03:10 AM
Hellz no I ain't checking that back. Not sure if I'd bet that much, I'd probably be thinking a bit thinner, but nice bet.

EDIT: This is re: Brian's post
03-14-2010 , 03:12 AM
bluff catching with Q high

duh
03-14-2010 , 03:14 AM
these are always the best...

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NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($50.25)
BB ($51.85)
UTG ($53.95)
Hero ($146)
CO ($58.55)
BTN ($24.90)

Dealt to Hero A A

fold, Hero raises to $1.75, fold, BTN calls $1.75, fold, fold

FLOP ($4.25) 5 2 2

Hero bets $3, BTN raises to $13.25, Hero calls $10.25

TURN ($30.75) 5 2 2 T

Hero checks, BTN bets $9.90 (AI), Hero calls $9.90

RIVER ($50.55) 5 2 2 T J

Hero shows A A
(Pre 82%, Flop 86.4%, Turn 77.3%)

BTN shows 3 3
(Pre 18%, Flop 13.6%, Turn 22.7%)

BTN wins $48.05

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set up so well...

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
Hero ($60.80)
BB ($73.45)
UTG ($64.50)
UTG+1 ($50.60)
CO ($33)
BTN ($13.50)

Dealt to Hero K K

UTG raises to $1.50, UTG+1 raises to $2.50, CO calls $2.50, fold, Hero raises to $11, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls $8.50, CO raises to $33 (AI), Hero raises to $60.80 (AI), UTG+1 calls $39.60 (AI)

FLOP ($136) T 8 7

TURN ($136) T 8 7 J

RIVER ($136) T 8 7 J T

UTG+1 shows J A
(Pre 22%, Flop 19.6%, Turn 2.4%)

CO shows 9 A
(Pre 10%, Flop 31.2%, Turn 95.2%)

Hero shows K K
(Pre 68%, Flop 49.2%, Turn 2.4%)

CO wins $98
Hero wins $35.20
03-14-2010 , 03:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkbaitOHH
bluff catching with Q high

duh
rigged, he had a black card and there were four on the board
03-14-2010 , 03:39 AM
check back or fire v SS?


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $30.90
SB: $31.50
BB: $10.40
UTG: $25.25
CO: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 4 A
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, 1 fold, BB calls $0.60

Flop: ($1.80) Q 3 2 (2 players)
BB checks
03-14-2010 , 04:29 AM
ez cbet. youve got outs/maybe the best hand
03-14-2010 , 04:31 AM
This game is a joke. Pleased to be shoving AQs into the guy with 27% 3-bet when he has AA after squeezing me for the 3rd time.

Last edited by feedthabeast; 03-14-2010 at 04:48 AM.
03-14-2010 , 04:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
check back or fire v SS?


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $30.90
SB: $31.50
BB: $10.40
UTG: $25.25
CO: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 4 A
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, 1 fold, BB calls $0.60

Flop: ($1.80) Q 3 2 (2 players)
BB checks
Check back
03-14-2010 , 04:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian J
these are always the best...

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($50.25)
BB ($51.85)
UTG ($53.95)
Hero ($146)
CO ($58.55)
BTN ($24.90)

Dealt to Hero A A

fold, Hero raises to $1.75, fold, BTN calls $1.75, fold, fold

FLOP ($4.25) 5 2 2

Hero bets $3, BTN raises to $13.25, Hero calls $10.25

TURN ($30.75) 5 2 2 T

Hero checks, BTN bets $9.90 (AI), Hero calls $9.90

RIVER ($50.55) 5 2 2 T J

Hero shows A A
(Pre 82%, Flop 86.4%, Turn 77.3%)

BTN shows 3 3
(Pre 18%, Flop 13.6%, Turn 22.7%)

BTN wins $48.05

--------------

set up so well...

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
Hero ($60.80)
BB ($73.45)
UTG ($64.50)
UTG+1 ($50.60)
CO ($33)
BTN ($13.50)

Dealt to Hero K K

UTG raises to $1.50, UTG+1 raises to $2.50, CO calls $2.50, fold, Hero raises to $11, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls $8.50, CO raises to $33 (AI), Hero raises to $60.80 (AI), UTG+1 calls $39.60 (AI)

FLOP ($136) T 8 7

TURN ($136) T 8 7 J

RIVER ($136) T 8 7 J T

UTG+1 shows J A
(Pre 22%, Flop 19.6%, Turn 2.4%)

CO shows 9 A
(Pre 10%, Flop 31.2%, Turn 95.2%)

Hero shows K K
(Pre 68%, Flop 49.2%, Turn 2.4%)

CO wins $98
Hero wins $35.20
In the first hand, why didn't you get it allin on the flop?
03-14-2010 , 05:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark89er
fwiw, every person that rivers trips or 2 prs or flush, ive told them, ur gonna die of aids! its not nice, and tbh, its not right, but im northern irish and dont give a **** about them
this made me lol
03-14-2010 , 05:06 AM
cuqaaa i would be kind of pissed at my friends for scamming me if i were you

funny read tho

Quote:
Now that guy started to chat and gave me a sign and said he does not need the money and stuff and want more action and he started to openpush like all the time and telling me his holecards. I was already so down and kinda depressive but I believed him so I just decided to trust him and call his shoves with my 100bb stack.
this is quality
03-14-2010 , 05:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smmcc260
Is that for March only?

If so... you could be doing a LOT worse than what your graph shows if you're getting coolered that much.
yah that's march

it could always be worse, but i could be catching the good side of the exchange of coolers and running at or above EV and be up like 2000 instead of 300, too

oh wells maybe the second half of the month will be better
03-14-2010 , 05:14 AM
Someone please shoot me. This guy shoves AA for $10 his 2nd hand on the table (open shoves) naturally I call with AKs. So whatever. Now he shoves again I go to click fold - but I'm used to stars 2 clicks to activate table and hit call!

Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
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CO: $18.40
BTN: $19.13
Hero (SB): $10.00
BB: $3.50

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with 6 5
CO raises to $18.40 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls $9.95 all in, 1 fold

Flop: ($20.10) A J 3

Turn: ($20.10) K

River: ($20.10) 5

Final Pot: $20.10
CO shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero shows 6 5 (a pair of Fives)
CO wins $19.10
(Rake: $1.00)
03-14-2010 , 05:26 AM
best part is the guy now thinks that a) open shoving AA is the best strat there is and b) he tilted you into a bad call
03-14-2010 , 05:36 AM
Quote:
best part is the guy now thinks that a) open shoving AA is the best strat there is
And he could very well be right.

      
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